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Rachel Aldana - Biggest Breasts in England

post #1 of 120
3/17/08 at 3:22pm
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http://erotique.infostore.org/info/4397953

Natural too.
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post #2 of 120
3/17/08 at 3:36pm
Why is it that her clothed pics are actually sexier than the topless ones?
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post #3 of 120
3/17/08 at 3:36pm
Because she is fat.
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post #4 of 120
3/17/08 at 3:38pm
By god, I think you've got it.
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post #5 of 120
3/17/08 at 3:40pm
Fat? Ignoring the freakishly huge boobs, what's fat about her?
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post #6 of 120
3/17/08 at 3:42pm
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Tati likes anorexic girls. He especially loves it when they purge on him.
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post #7 of 120
3/17/08 at 3:44pm
Hahaha not at all.
But this girl is kinda on the heavy side.
I don't find ridiculously big boobs particularly attractive either.
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post #8 of 120
3/17/08 at 3:46pm
I'd go for it. But then, I'm a ridiculous boob guy.
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post #9 of 120
3/17/08 at 3:59pm
So that link is NSFW huh? Damn.
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post #10 of 120
3/17/08 at 8:31pm
She's not fat - I mean, if you can see underneath those humungous ta-tas, you'd see that. It says that her bra size is 32JJ. The JJ refers to the cup size, which - fucking hell. But the 32 refers to the size around her back - which, back when I was a size 6, I was a 34. So if she's a 32, that means that below her breasts and downward, she's probably about a size 4, which is skinny. You're just blinded by the boobage, Tati and Quarant.

But Jesus! Do guys really find boobs that enormous to be sexy? Because I've gotta confess, I'd either pay for the reduction surgery or set myself on fire and drive off a cliff if I had to lug winnebagos like those around. I mean, 32JJ - I didn't even know that size existed. That poor girl has to be so uncomfortable.
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post #11 of 120
3/17/08 at 8:59pm
There's tits, there's boobs, there's big boobs, and there's physical deformity. I can have fun with the first three. And maybe the fourth if no one's looking.
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post #12 of 120
3/17/08 at 9:07pm
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She's not fat - I mean, if you can see underneath those humungous ta-tas, you'd see that. It says that her bra size is 32JJ. The JJ refers to the cup size, which - fucking hell. But the 32 refers to the size around her back - which, back when I was a size 6, I was a 34. So if she's a 32, that means that below her breasts and downward, she's probably about a size 4, which is skinny. You're just blinded by the boobage, Tati and Quarant.

But Jesus! Do guys really find boobs that enormous to be sexy? Because I've gotta confess, I'd either pay for the reduction surgery or set myself on fire and drive off a cliff if I had to lug winnebagos like those around. I mean, 32JJ - I didn't even know that size existed. That poor girl has to be so uncomfortable.
The Size J is very real. I refer you to Juggmasters.com or Juggmaster.com

I can't remember whether there is an "s" on the end or not.
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post #13 of 120
3/17/08 at 9:51pm
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I can't remember whether there is an "s" on the end or not.
AAAAUUUGHHH!!!! No "s", Anderson, No "s"!! Ouch ouch ouch ouch....
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post #14 of 120
3/18/08 at 12:31am
Yeah, I'm not into the flesh airbags look.
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post #15 of 120
3/18/08 at 1:16am
Stephen King has a bit in "Danse Macabre" where he muses about when a characteristic gets so exagerrated it becomes monstrous. He uses fatness as an example, but freakishly huge knockers qualify too, as far as I'm concerned.
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post #16 of 120
3/18/08 at 1:24am
Wow, I'd worry for any man's personal safety if he were to put his face in there. Could be smothered to death in there.
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post #17 of 120
3/18/08 at 3:18pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
Tati likes anorexic girls. He especially loves it when they purge on him.
Pssst... it's the bulemics that purge. Anorexics don't eat so they don't have anything to vomit up. Except maybe water.

She's not fat. She's not especially skinny, but the rest of her body looks like she's normally proportionate. Those look really inconvenient. But then, I'm happy with my little ones, so I guess to each their own.
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post #18 of 120
3/18/08 at 3:20pm
They are really inconveinent, according to the text below. (Yeah I was reading) she has tremendous back pain. Jesus lady, get those things reduced before you go permenant hunchback.
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post #19 of 120
3/18/08 at 3:23pm
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They are really inconveinent, according to the text below. (Yeah I was reading) she has tremendous back pain. Jesus lady, get those things reduced before you go permenant hunchback.

Not to mention the inability to find clothes that fit (or bras!), not being able to roll over in your sleep without rearranging your breasts, etc. And that's not even counting the fact that probably half the people she knows don't know what her face looks like.
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post #20 of 120
3/18/08 at 3:35pm
The cups in those bras must be bigger than my head!
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post #21 of 120
3/18/08 at 3:49pm
I know three women who have gotten breast reduction surgery done, and they said they felt like a million bucks afterwards. Guys may love huge boobages, but guys aren't the ones who have to lug those suckers around.
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post #22 of 120
3/18/08 at 3:59pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
They are really inconveinent, according to the text below. (Yeah I was reading) she has tremendous back pain. Jesus lady, get those things reduced before you go permenant hunchback.
Seeing as there are naked pictures of her, I imagine she's milking them (wait...) for all they're worth, then eventually she'll get the breast reduction surgery. I suppose there are worse jobs that'll take a toll on your body. At least she'll be able to retire by 30.
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post #23 of 120
3/18/08 at 4:01pm
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but guys aren't the ones who have to lug those suckers around.
True, I've never of anyone straight or gay that thought the bigger the balls the more attractive they were.
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post #24 of 120
3/18/08 at 4:08pm
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I know three women who have gotten breast reduction surgery done, and they said they felt like a million bucks afterwards. Guys may love huge boobages, but guys aren't the ones who have to lug those suckers around.
My girl mentioned that she wanted to get it done once or twice, but she knows I'd leave her if she did it.
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post #25 of 120
3/18/08 at 8:17pm
I'd say something witty here, but I'm more of a leg man, myself.
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post #26 of 120
3/18/08 at 8:25pm
Personally, I don't like to date any woman that could bludgeon me to death with her bazongas.
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post #27 of 120
3/18/08 at 8:26pm
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Because she is fat.

Fat? Huh. I'm not seeing it. But those breasts need to simmer down. Jesus, those make my back hurt.
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post #28 of 120
3/18/08 at 8:33pm
tati seems like a homo.
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post #29 of 120
3/18/08 at 8:38pm
I want to get lost in those pillows. Just hug them and squeeze them.
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post #30 of 120
3/18/08 at 9:01pm
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Personally, I don't like to date any woman that could bludgeon me to death with her bazongas.
Death by hooters, smothered by snack trays, killed by knockers and terrified by titties.

You get the idea.
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post #31 of 120
3/18/08 at 10:35pm
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
tati seems like a homo.
Now you too are out to get me shirtless?
Sorry, but you are also a little fat for my taste.
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post #32 of 120
3/18/08 at 11:06pm
Tati lost a lot of weight himself, so I'm guessing he has emotional baggage related to that.

She's not fat, but she is not thin either. Her body suits her. She'd look even more abnormal if she had a size 2 waist with those double-J boobs.
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post #33 of 120
3/18/08 at 11:13pm
I'm not a fan of the face. Face is sooooo important. Kinda square-jawed.

Plus, I gotta add that she's not fat.
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post #34 of 120
3/18/08 at 11:17pm
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I want to get lost in those pillows. Just hug them and squeeze them.
I feel similarly about your avatar, incidentally.
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post #35 of 120
3/18/08 at 11:36pm
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I'm not a fan of the face. Face is sooooo important. Kinda square-jawed.

Plus, I gotta add that she's not fat.
I disagree with the 1st part; I think she's very cute. I do agree that she's not fat, though. And freakishly big as they are, her endowments are nicely shaped.
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post #36 of 120
3/19/08 at 2:26pm
Check out her arms, legs, and waist- She's not fat. She's a bombshell.
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post #37 of 120
3/19/08 at 2:44pm
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I feel similarly about your avatar, incidentally.
Couldn't agree more, Big Jim.

Who's ass is that anyway, Electrichead? I find it hard to read threads you post in on account of I always get stopped at that avatar and don't want to scroll down.
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post #38 of 120
3/19/08 at 2:53pm
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She's not fat, but she is not thin either. Her body suits her. She'd look even more abnormal if she had a size 2 waist with those double-J boobs.
Not to mention if she somehow were that, she would've been either top heavy or her back would've snapped like a dry twig.
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post #39 of 120
3/19/08 at 7:00pm
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Couldn't agree more, Big Jim.

Who's ass is that anyway, Electrichead? I find it hard to read threads you post in on account of I always get stopped at that avatar and don't want to scroll down.
Jessica Alba.

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post #40 of 120
3/19/08 at 7:05pm
Guilty as charged, I love some Alba ass.
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post #41 of 120
3/19/08 at 7:27pm
People who are in to JJ size boobs might as well be furries. You're getting off on some inhuman anatomy there.

Alba's posterior, on the other hand is superhuman.
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post #42 of 120
3/19/08 at 8:16pm
As a girl, I just look at those boobs and say 'Ow!!!'

I can't imagine how much her back must hurt, or how uncomfortable it must be to haul around those skin bags all day. *shudder*

Edited to add that Jessica Alba does have an incredible ass, I'm so very very jealous.
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post #43 of 120
3/19/08 at 8:45pm
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I'm just gonna clarify that I'm not into boobs that huge. I just posted it 'cause they be ridiculous. However the girl herself is cute. But thats too much boobage going on.
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post #44 of 120
3/19/08 at 9:04pm
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People who are in to JJ size boobs might as well be furries. You're getting off on some inhuman anatomy there.
Excellent.
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post #45 of 120
3/20/08 at 11:06am
Except of course, they are "human" since she was born with them and they're not the result of some weird genetic defect. She gets 'em from her mum.
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post #46 of 120
3/20/08 at 11:09am
Are we entirely positive that this isn't one of those eerie Japanese receptionist-bots? Say, the Executive model?
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post #47 of 120
3/20/08 at 1:39pm
Someone over in the Clebrity Look-Alike Sex Doll thread mentioned the Real Doll discussion we had going on last year that was lost in the revamp, and that reminded me of something that seems appropriate here. They have a model called "Anna Mae" (ha ha) that has huge eyes and unusually disproportianate measurements, including freakishly huge cans and a tiny, tiny waist. Don't look at me that way, the old thread made me curious. Anyway, I guess there is some kind of market for that look, but the persons that make up said market are probably very scary people.
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post #48 of 120
3/20/08 at 2:13pm
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Except of course, they are "human" since she was born with them and they're not the result of some weird genetic defect. She gets 'em from her mum.
Yeah, people with giant facial tumors or one shrivelled arm have appearances that are natural too, but if those things excite you it's probably not from the standard biological attraction to the human form.

I'm not saying you can't get off on JJs. On the contrary; if you dig em, fap long, fap hard. Furries can ball away until their suits smell like the inside of a cast too, for all I care. But embrace your abnormality.
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post #49 of 120
3/20/08 at 2:15pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
They have a model called "Anna Mae" (ha ha) that has huge eyes and unusually disproportianate measurements, including freakishly huge cans and a tiny, tiny waist. Don't look at me that way, the old thread made me curious. Anyway, I guess there is some kind of market for that look, but the persons that make up said market are probably very scary people.
Sounds like an anime one. The girls always have big eyes, huge cans, and small waists in anime.
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post #50 of 120
3/20/08 at 2:22pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Tati lost a lot of weight himself, so I'm guessing he has emotional baggage related to that.

She's not fat, but she is not thin either. Her body suits her. She'd look even more abnormal if she had a size 2 waist with those double-J boobs.
Guys who are super picky - who would call any woman who isn't anorexic fat, for instance - are probably gay. They're using their pickiness as an excuse to not be interested in women.
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