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post #51 of 120
Breasts that large are very very unappealing. Personally I don't see why someone would like that. Anything that doesn't fit in the palm of my hand is a waste.
post #52 of 120
What about those of us who can palm a basketball, stelios? Don't we deserve some happiness, too? You unfeeling BASTARD!
post #53 of 120
Your likes and dislikes are of no interest to me, plebe.
post #54 of 120
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Anything that doesn't fit in the palm of my hand is a waste.
From the women's perspective - not if it's a penis.
post #55 of 120
Sucks for me then.
post #56 of 120
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
Guys who are super picky - who would call any woman who isn't anorexic fat, for instance - are probably gay. They're using their pickiness as an excuse to not be interested in women.

Absolutely true.

I have several good friends, who aren't unattractive or fat or stupid. But they always bitch about being lonely -- yet never find girlfriends because nobody is attractive or thin enough for them. Fuck that mindset, homo-friends...
post #57 of 120
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Originally Posted by Alex Augustine View Post
Except of course, they are "human" since she was born with them and they're not the result of some weird genetic defect. She gets 'em from her mum.
Kindergarten must have been awkward.
post #58 of 120
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Because she is fat.
Yeah, if you think that's fat you have issues. Besides the mega cans she has a really nice body.
post #59 of 120
Mega Cans add to the overweight.
She is not obese by any means. But she is a little bit overweight.

And my view of what's considered fat or not might be cultural too.

What's the percentage of obesity in the US ?
Of course you are going to start to be a little bit more forgiving with people that are just a little bit overweight.
post #60 of 120
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Originally Posted by Tati
Mega Cans add to the overweight.
She could starve herself and those tits would still be freakishly massive on her frame.


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And my view of what's considered fat or not might be cultural too.

Did this cultural bias take effect before or after you dropped a few of your own extra pounds of chunkage? That is if Diva was correct about you dealing with your own weight problems in the past.
post #61 of 120
The cultural bias happened when he started taking it in the pooper.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.
post #62 of 120
I used to date a guy a lot like Tati. He used to be overweight too and he had many many issues with women. He told me he was in love with me and then ten minutes later started implying that I should lose weight if I wanted to keep going out with him. Things did not end well.

Men who have unrealistic expectations of women = Unattractive
post #63 of 120
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Originally Posted by Amphibatron View Post
She could starve herself and those tits would still be freakishly massive on her frame.


Did this cultural bias take effect before or after you dropped a few of your own extra pounds of chunkage? That is if Diva was correct about you dealing with your own weight problems in the past.
I didn't change my views after i lost the weight. For the record, i lost 80lbs in 5 months, 3 years ago. And i don't like ultra skinny girls at all. I enjoy women with real curves. Not the same as overweight.
post #64 of 120
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
I didn't change my views after i lost the weight. For the record, i lost 80lbs in 5 months, 3 years ago. And i don't like ultra skinny girls at all. I enjoy women with real curves. Not the same as overweight.
You don't get that if you're seriously expecting a woman to have "real curves" without that amount of body fat, you have impossible standards that no (non-tranny) woman could live up to.
post #65 of 120
But again - going back to what I said earlier, if she's a 32JJ, the 32 refers to the size across her back, where the main elastic of the bra hooks in the back. A 32? That means she's roughly a U.S. size 4 below the giant cans. Yes, the JJ refers to her huge boobs, but if the 32 is correct, it means she's skinny from the boobs on down - like I said, when I used to be a size 6, I was a 34 in my bra size. There's no way that girl is fat, and the breast size doesn't enter into it.
post #66 of 120
Maybe I'm missing the point, but JJ size boobs are actually more gross on a body that isn't overweight.
post #67 of 120
No one's saying her boob size isn't out of control. It's just that the body they're attached to is a size 4 at most - which isn't fat. Gross is one thing - but what some folks here are arguing to Tati is that he said she's fat, and she clearly isn't. Yeah, the boobs are monsters, but her body is on the thin side.
post #68 of 120
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Originally Posted by Electrichead View Post
Sounds like an anime one. The girls always have big eyes, huge cans, and small waists in anime.
Ummm. . . Yeah, I figured that was where "Anna Mae" came from.
post #69 of 120
You know, usually I'm disgusted by boobs that size. They look disgusting. However, hers are actually not so bad. I think it's because they're natural and not purposely ballooned up.
post #70 of 120
I'd like to interrupt people calling Tati a homo for a moment just to say that I would motorboat the shit out of those. A lot. Like, she'd have bruises when I was finished.
post #71 of 120
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From the women's perspective - not if it's a penis.
I literally have no idea what this is supposed to mean.
post #72 of 120
Lisa likes her some big dick. Mmmm hmmm.
post #73 of 120
I gather that, but the context of it "fitting in her palm"...they're not shaped like that.
post #74 of 120
I think there's a difference between normal and fit. Kristen Bell for example is not normal. Sadly, too many see that kind of shape as a standard.

Most girls would kill to look like that, but mostly that's only possible with a personal trainer, very tight eating habits and blessed genetics.
post #75 of 120
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Originally Posted by Electrichead View Post
Sounds like an anime one. The girls always have big eyes, huge cans, and small waists in anime.
Uh, yeah. That's why she's called "Anna Mae". Anna Mae? Anime?
post #76 of 120
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
Uh, yeah. That's why she's called "Anna Mae". Anna Mae? Anime?
Wow, I totally missed that. I am as dumb as I look.
post #77 of 120
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Originally Posted by The LD View Post
I gather that, but the context of it "fitting in her palm"...they're not shaped like that.
It was a length joke. Look at the palm of your hand - would a penis be very long if it only fit, lengthwise, across the palm?

Can't we get back to the cultural differences and social ramifications of a guy who lost alot of weight, is from a country where all the women are gorgeous, and therefore thinks a size 4 is fat? It's an easier conversation.
post #78 of 120
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I'd like to interrupt people calling Tati a homo for a moment just to say that I would motorboat the shit out of those. A lot. Like, she'd have bruises when I was finished.
Me too. I imagine I would be sporting most of the bruises though. I like curvy women. Although the boob factor is a out of control in a pretty outrageous fashion and it's not hard to see why people would find it a major-furrie level turn off, the last girl i was with had a double EE cup and I've often been curious about what it would be like to be with someone sporting something even larger ever since.
Maybe it's not traditionally attractive, but who cares. Something different can be fun.
post #79 of 120
Did someone, anyone, seriously call her fat? That's just freaking insane. Especially considering her bust, she's in fantastic shape. Said bust is a bit excessive, but...fat? Really? Hell, she could stand to put on a little weight.
post #80 of 120
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Originally Posted by Radb707 View Post
You know, usually I'm disgusted by boobs that size. They look disgusting. However, hers are actually not so bad. I think it's because they're natural and not purposely ballooned up.
I've been trying to think of a good way to say this. I agree with this statement. Of course, in person that opinion could change, but from the pix anyway, What he said.
post #81 of 120
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I'd like to interrupt people calling Tati a homo for a moment just to say that I would motorboat the shit out of those. A lot. Like, she'd have bruises when I was finished.
Now I have to confess ignorance, and say I've never heard that euphamism before, and I have no idea what that means. But I think I'd like to.
post #82 of 120
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
Now I have to confess ignorance, and say I've never heard that euphamism before, and I have no idea what that means. But I think I'd like to.
post #83 of 120
AHAHAHA!!!! That picture made me laugh so hard, I think it's the caption and the arrow that does it.
post #84 of 120
I'd just like to interrupt people calling Tati a homo or making fun of his views of women for a moment just to say that I would totally motorboat the shit out of his boobs.

He didn't lose THAT much weight.

Also - Between Alba's ass and this new loving addition of cleavage, this thread is becoming fantastic.
post #85 of 120
In replace of "Brrrrr", we would've also accepted "Shaking your face like an old 1800s steel tycoon in disbelief"
post #86 of 120
Yeah, but who has the smallest boobs in England?
post #87 of 120
I vote Kiera Knightly, what say you other posters?
post #88 of 120
I say, Thanks, Jared for clearing that up. And I also wonder if Jake wouldn't leave bruises EVERY time he did that? I bet he does. Not that he means to. . . it just kinda happens. Like Lenny and the rabbit.
post #89 of 120
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Yeah, but who has the smallest boobs in England?
The question I asked myself, considering the qualifier, and Guiness Records being involved is, who has the biggest breasts in the world?

And if the internet is to be believed it is Norma Stitz (born Annie Hawkins-Turner). Now clicking that link might seem like a good idea. It isn't, so don't do it.
post #90 of 120
I clicked the link. Pardon my French, but... HOLY COW!
post #91 of 120
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
Now I have to confess ignorance, and say I've never heard that euphamism before, and I have no idea what that means. But I think I'd like to.
I believe the term originated from this, but I could be wrong. It was the first place I heard it.

As a side note, my friend Scott is king of the motorboaters. As evidence, I provide Exhibit A, and Exhibit B.
post #92 of 120
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
In replace of "Brrrrr", we would've also accepted "Shaking your face like an old 1800s steel tycoon in disbelief"
Some friends of mine used to call that a "Brumski" - because you're supposed to put your face inbetween the boobs, shake your face back and forth and go "BRRRRRRUUUMMMMSKI!!"
post #93 of 120
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post #94 of 120
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Originally Posted by WayDen View Post
As a side note, my friend Scott is king of the motorboaters. As evidence, I provide Exhibit A, and Exhibit B.
These women just let him do that? Does he even ask first? Would he be willing to take me on as an apprentice? I must know his secrets.
post #95 of 120
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
These women just let him do that? Does he even ask first? Would he be willing to take me on as an apprentice? I must know his secrets.
Yeah, they're pretty cool about it. He went a little far once when we convinced him to try and introduce himself that way (he was drunk, and it went horribly - but hilariously - wrong), but usually the girls love it. He did it once after seeing Wedding Crashers, and it's been a party tradition ever since...
post #96 of 120
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton View Post
A glimpse of heaven.


Thank you.
post #97 of 120
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Originally Posted by WayDen View Post
I believe the term originated from this, but I could be wrong. It was the first place I heard it.
It did not originate from Wedding Crashers. Motorboating emerged from the ether amidst the fragile first dawn of civilization, like the Devil it has had many names.
post #98 of 120
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Originally Posted by Jack Dnim View Post
It did not originate from Wedding Crashers. Motorboating emerged from the ether amidst the fragile first dawn of civilization, like the Devil it has had many names.
It's true. In fact, men actually invented motorboats in order to pretend we were talking about something else.
post #99 of 120
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
It's true. In fact, men actually invented motorboats in order to pretend we were talking about something else.
And thus the first case of referring to something that involved sex or genitals via Indirect means was created.
post #100 of 120
Before motor-boating, it was called paddle-wheeling.

Before paddle-wheeling, it was called rowing-between-the-peaks.

Before rowing-between-the-peaks, it was called sailing-between-straights.

Before sailing-between-straights, it was called drowning-in-heaven.

Before drowning-in-heaven, it was called milking-the-tetons.

Before milking-the-tetons, it was called playing-the-bongos.

Before playing-the-bongos, tits weren't as important as they are now.
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