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post #1 of 30
Thread Starter 
Jesus H, Molt. What kind of weird shit is going on in your neck of the woods?

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CNN

Imagine driving down the highway amid the typical stream of cars and trucks to suddenly discover millions of bees swarming toward the morning commute.

A truck flipped on its side Sunday on a highway in Sacramento, California, and let loose its cargo of honey bees.

"There was somewhere between six (million) and 16 million of them running around out there," Officer Steve Merchant of the California Highway Patrol told CNN.

The bees stung cops and firefighters who tried to corral them. They buzzed toward nearby businesses and forced them to shut their doors. They prompted authorities to warn drivers to roll up their windows and turn off their air conditioning -- lest a vent suck in a bee or two.

"People were being stung left and right," Merchant said. "It was an ugly, ugly scene."

The bees escaped from their crates when a big rig carrying more than 400 colonies, or hives, flipped on its side on Highway 99 shortly before 10 a.m.

For the next seven hours, authorities brought in handlers who used smoke to calm the bees and coax them back into their colonies. The colonies were packed in crates that were unloaded from the trailer and reloaded on to other trucks.

Officials do not yet know what caused the truck to turn on its side, but said they think the driver may have been driving too fast.

The load was bound for Yakima, Washington. The bees had likely been used to help pollinate an almond orchard in Sacramento, California, the Sacramento Bee newspaper said.

Honey bees, while always invaluable to farmers for pollination, have become even more precious in recent months because of a nationwide shortage due to "Colony Collapse Disorder," or CCD. Beekeepers throughout the United States have been mysteriously losing thousands of their bees, perplexing scientists, driving honey prices higher and threatening fruit and vegetable production.

In the United States, the honeybee, the world's premier pollinator, experienced a dramatic 40 percent decline, from nearly six million to less than two and a half million, in the last two decades.

In 2005, for the first time in 85 years, the United States was forced to import honeybees in order to meet its pollination demands.

Back in Sacramento, authorities had contained and cleaned up the mess by 5 p.m. They didn't know how many bees remained unaccounted for, but they were getting no calls from panicked motorists.

"In this instance," Merchant said, "no news is good news."
post #2 of 30
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Originally Posted by CNN
Sources close to the driver say the last thing he remembers is uttering the name 'Candyman' 5 times while checking his rear and side mirrors.
Oh shit.

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Originally Posted by Motorist at the scene
Bad bees! Get away from my car! Ow! Ow!! Ohhh, they're defending themselves somehow!
post #3 of 30
Bees?!
post #4 of 30
Policemen were quoted as saying "Oh my God they're everywhere. Our weapons are useless against them."
post #5 of 30
"The bees stung cops and firefighters who tried to corral them." HOW, exactly, do you corral BEES?!

None of this would ever have happened if that truck driver had just made a beeline for the Washington state line instead of taking the long way around Sacremento. But if nothing else, this story generated a lot of buzz in Northern California.
post #6 of 30
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
Policemen were quoted as saying "Oh my God they're everywhere. Our weapons are useless against them."
Don't they say that in every movie?
post #7 of 30
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
"The bees stung cops and firefighters who tried to corral them." HOW, exactly, do you corral BEES?!
Cops on horseback?
post #8 of 30
I really wish I had the picture of crazy-eyed Seinfeld with the "BEEEEES" caption right now.
post #9 of 30
They could have used the Astrodome to cool the angry Bees down.
post #10 of 30
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
"The bees stung cops and firefighters who tried to corral them." HOW, exactly, do you corral BEES?!

None of this would ever have happened if that truck driver had just made a beeline for the Washington state line instead of taking the long way around Sacremento. But if nothing else, this story generated a lot of buzz in Northern California.
Careful not to use too many puns! After awhile, the jokes tend to lose their sting.
post #11 of 30
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
Don't they say that in every movie?
I don't remember them saying that in Porky's or All That Jazz
post #12 of 30
Certainly in Tommy Boy however, though the Bees were imaginary.
post #13 of 30
Don't worry, we have our best man on the case.
post #14 of 30
The goggles! They do nothing!

No, this is Moltisanti staring...



He's so dreamy...
post #15 of 30
Thread Starter 
Huh? Ya lost me Doc, come back Doc.
post #16 of 30
Oh, come on - you're trying to tell me you can't corral something this size?



I mean, really.
post #17 of 30
So, cocaine is how you corral bees? I woulda thought it would just make them more irritable.
post #18 of 30
Not while they're all disoriented from the speedball.
post #19 of 30
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
None of this would ever have happened if that truck driver had just made a beeline for the Washington state line instead of taking the long way around Sacremento. But if nothing else, this story generated a lot of buzz in Northern California.
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
Careful not to use too many puns! After awhile, the jokes tend to lose their sting.
OK, OK, very funny. Now can we quit it? All these puns are giving me hives.
post #20 of 30
Yeah, but ya gotta admit this was one honey of a thread. A veritable beehive of posting activity.
post #21 of 30
As someone who was attacked by a swarm of honey bees and stung over 40 times when I was a kid... I still think this is incredibly awesome.
post #22 of 30
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7 View Post
As someone who was attacked by a swarm of honey bees and stung over 40 times when I was a kid... I still think this is incredibly awesome.
And from that day forward, he was known as BEE-MAN

post #23 of 30
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Originally Posted by Mr.Crowley View Post
Don't worry, we have our best man on the case.
"We have top men working on it now."
"Who?"
"Top... men."

post #24 of 30
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Originally Posted by Mr.Crowley View Post
And from that day forward, he was known as BEE-MAN

That sounds like the title to a "Bee" movie if ever I heard one.
post #25 of 30
Killing me won't bring back your fucking honey!

..OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!

post #26 of 30
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Originally Posted by Mr.Crowley View Post
And from that day forward, he was known as BEE-MAN

Sadly, the bees did not pass on their powers to me. I didn't get a nifty-keen costume either. It just hurt.

What a fucking rip off.
post #27 of 30
This just in: Vicinity around the crash site a beehive of activity as the police are busy as bees searching the nearby hills, which are reportedly honeycombed with small caves. Reporters were turned away by irate officers and told to "mind your own beeswax." The Police Captain in charge at the scene, Bea Hunnicutt, was especially terse and officious, prompting one anonymous reporter to quip: "She thinks she's the queen bee, or something." Her leadership skills leave a bit to be desired, however, as the rest of the officers seem to be wandering around aimlessly, like a bunch of leaderless drones. Despite these difficulties, the workers soldier on. More at 11.
post #28 of 30
Where the hell is Moltisanti? Did they get to him? Or am I just not looking at the bigger picture?
post #29 of 30
I'm here. It's just this thread is the first I'd heard of the incident and I had no real insight on the doings that occurred. I guess I should have watched local news on Sunday instead of WISEGAL.
post #30 of 30
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
I'm here. It's just this thread is the first I'd heard of the incident and I had no real insight on the doings that occurred. I guess I should have watched local news on Sunday instead of WISEGAL.
Yeah right... that truck turned over due to you recreating a scene from Gary Daniels (RIP?) RAGE. Admit it.
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