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Celebrity blow-up dolls: Creepy or pure genius?

post #1 of 28
3/18/08 at 2:03pm
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CELEBRITY LOOKALIKE SEX DOLLS



Well, it was only a matter of time. How long before someone here buys one?
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post #2 of 28
3/18/08 at 2:11pm
Wow.
I mean.
Wow.

Won't they get sued for using brand names?

Love love LOVE this tagline

She loves Sex in her Shitty!
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post #3 of 28
3/18/08 at 2:11pm
How the hell does a blow up doll satisfy you orally? Wait, I don't want to know. ...no, I do want to know. What the hell? Do you spit in it's doll mouth.. hole to simulate the real saliva or what?

And that's supposed to look like Lohan? I thought it was a Liz Hurley doll at first glance.

Actually, all the vehicle innuendo makes me think there's actually a blow up Beetle in there and the girl is just to help sell the thing. That would be so hot..
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post #4 of 28
3/18/08 at 4:14pm
This doll needs more freckles. Many, many freckles.

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How the hell does a blow up doll satisfy you orally? Wait, I don't want to know. ...no, I do want to know. What the hell? Do you spit in it's doll mouth.. hole to simulate the real saliva or what? [/I]
They put a hole up at the mouth just like do in the groin area, and apparently in the ass... People that fuck dolls probably have a fairly active imagination, and you'd probably need lube to fuck plastic.
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post #5 of 28
3/18/08 at 9:24pm
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Actually, all the vehicle innuendo makes me think there's actually a blow up Beetle in there and the girl is just to help sell the thing. That would be so hot..
A Herbie sex doll!
I wanna take a joyride up his exhaust pipe.
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post #6 of 28
3/18/08 at 9:40pm
Don't get so excited boys. THIS is what the actual dolls look like.
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post #7 of 28
3/18/08 at 9:51pm
That's a doll?! That thing looks totally real. Holy shit.
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post #8 of 28
3/18/08 at 9:53pm
The face looks like something from GoldenEye 007.
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post #9 of 28
3/18/08 at 9:58pm
That's some scary looking stuff, dude. I can't imagine some poor guy trying to maintain an erection with that sight in front of him.
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post #10 of 28
3/18/08 at 10:01pm
How long before some celebrity with more avarice than shame licenses their own? Carmen Electra comes to mind, though I suspect she may actually be a blowup fuck doll to begin with, and just moves/speaks through a combination of escaping air and pareidolia.
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post #11 of 28
3/18/08 at 10:01pm
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That's some scary looking stuff, dude. I can't imagine some poor guy trying to maintain an erection with that sight in front of him.
Not to mention intercourse with it probably sounds like a clown making balloon animals at a birthday party, but with more childish glee.
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post #12 of 28
3/18/08 at 10:02pm
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That's some scary looking stuff, dude. I can't imagine some poor guy trying to maintain an erection with that sight in front of him.

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post #13 of 28
3/18/08 at 10:03pm
Oh, that's so wrong.
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post #14 of 28
3/18/08 at 10:04pm
Porn stars already have the vagina thingies guys can Jack Off too.

I always thought those real dolls were weird but considering the alternative they make a lot of sense and are considerably less creepy.
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post #15 of 28
3/18/08 at 10:04pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!


*edit-Laughing at Yoda anus or female Yoda snatch, one or the other.
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post #16 of 28
3/18/08 at 10:04pm
I like the look of sad resignation in Yaddle's face. "Come to this, it has."
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post #17 of 28
3/18/08 at 10:29pm
And of course that picture is in a protective plastic sleeve. Helps keep maintainence costs low.
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post #18 of 28
3/18/08 at 10:32pm
That guy must have a whole binder full of them...

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post #19 of 28
3/18/08 at 10:33pm
Fuck you for that, Nexus. Jesus Christ, and I was thinking of making a baked potato to go with dinner. Never again.
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post #20 of 28
3/18/08 at 10:49pm


SHE-HULK senses an uncomfortable trend.
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post #21 of 28
3/19/08 at 10:18pm
Somewhere, some guy just sent an email to that fleshlight shop, asking for a green fleshlight. You know it.

About realdolls, isn't that even creepier? I mean, it looks more like a dead body than a sex toy.
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post #22 of 28
3/20/08 at 8:17am
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About realdolls, isn't that even creepier? I mean, it looks more like a dead body than a sex toy.
And now you've gone and realized a niche consumer base for RealDolls. Can you make her pale? Like a, like a, well, a corpse?
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post #23 of 28
3/20/08 at 8:41am
The fucked-up search function won't let me find the thread, but we discussed RealDolls at length last year, include the fact that there are TORSO-ONLY models.
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post #24 of 28
3/20/08 at 1:34pm
Even creepier to me is that fact that the Real Doll people will make one a custom order with outlandish skin tones. The example on the website is bald with blue skin, kind of like that chick from "Farscape". guess you could go all Captain Kirk on some green chick fake nookie, if you wanted to, for the right price.

But then again, WHY would you want to?
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post #25 of 28
3/20/08 at 1:58pm
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include the fact that there are TORSO-ONLY models.
I'd imagine it's quite popular for those who saw Boxing Helena a few times too many.
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post #26 of 28
3/20/08 at 2:13pm
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I'd imagine it's quite popular for those who saw Boxing Helena a few times too many.
Or are, you know, serial killers.
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post #27 of 28
3/20/08 at 3:04pm
Potayto, potahto.
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post #28 of 28
3/20/08 at 6:29pm
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I'd imagine it's quite popular for those who saw Boxing Helena a few times too many.
Not to mention it would be easier to hide in the rare chance the guy gets a real, live girl over to his house.
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