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http://www.cracked.com/article_16032...-sex-toys.html
Thats 24 things I wish I could erase of my mind...
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It's not disturbing unless it's endorsed by Val Kilmer.
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A friend of mine sent me a link to this earlier. Does Cracked do a list a day or something?
That said, I want the baby jesus buttplug affixed to the dashboard of my car.
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I'm embarrassed by this, but...I've seen #25 in action.
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That said, I want the baby jesus buttplug affixed to the dashboard of my car.
You know every passenger is going to flick it thinking it's a bobble head.
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I have an unhealthy urge to find out the logistics of the dildo gas mask.
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there are at least three things on that list that I would use...that makes me very sad.
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Unhealthy my ass, I'm ordering that and the Baby Jesus Butt Plug right now.
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