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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

post #1 of 19
3/19/08 at 3:41pm
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Hoooooly shit. That stinks (pun intended):

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

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A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
I've heard about going into surgery and writing THIS ONE on the bad limb, but I guess now you need to put a big STOP sign on your anus as well.
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post #2 of 19
3/19/08 at 3:50pm
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Originally Posted by JudgeSmails View Post
I've heard about going into surgery and writing THIS ONE on the bad limb, but I guess now you need to put a big STOP sign on your anus as well.
Sadly enough, I had surgery on my ankle a few years ago and the nurse came in the night before and signed her name on the affected area with a Sharpie. I joked about it and she gave me a grim look and said "Believe me, this should be done in every surgery."
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post #3 of 19
3/19/08 at 3:56pm
I am sooo glad they didn't accidentally remove something else instead of my tonsils when I had surgery.

But then again, who couldn't use a new asshole?
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post #4 of 19
3/19/08 at 4:00pm
What's she complaining about? Free anus!
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post #5 of 19
3/19/08 at 4:02pm
Awww... it's nice to see Dr. Michael Mancini practicing medicine again.
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post #6 of 19
3/19/08 at 4:03pm
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Awww... it's nice to see Dr. Michael Mancini practicing medicine again.
I figured it was Dr. Nick Riviera!
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post #7 of 19
3/19/08 at 4:04pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin K View Post
What's she complaining about? Free anus!
She should at least get some compensation for all the years she spent gaping out her old anus. Back to square one!
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post #8 of 19
3/19/08 at 4:06pm
Sure, it sucks that she had to undergo serious surgery and didn't get the relief she shought. But at least she's German; I'm sure her husband/boyfriend/schiesse-partner is thinking he hit the jackpot.
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post #9 of 19
3/19/08 at 4:19pm
Sounds like someone is going to go in there and tear that guy a new....well you get the idea.
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post #10 of 19
3/19/08 at 4:20pm
This could be the big break for her acting career.
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post #11 of 19
3/19/08 at 4:25pm
So is she entitled to two opinions now? Or is her opinion worth more? How do I play this one?
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post #12 of 19
3/19/08 at 4:30pm
She should get into porn, corner the DVQA trade.
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post #13 of 19
3/19/08 at 6:19pm
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Originally Posted by Antoine Doinel View Post
This could be the big break for her acting career.
1 girl, 2 cups?
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post #14 of 19
3/19/08 at 6:21pm
I wonder what the surgeon was thinking before he did the operation.

"Why, this woman's anus is in perfectly good working order! She doesn't need surgery. However, I never pass up an opportunity for some good ass work, so pass the scalpel."

Because that's what Germans are like.
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post #15 of 19
3/19/08 at 6:27pm
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Originally Posted by Mattimus View Post
Sadly enough, I had surgery on my ankle a few years ago and the nurse came in the night before and signed her name on the affected area with a Sharpie. I joked about it and she gave me a grim look and said "Believe me, this should be done in every surgery."
So how does one sign an anus? Around, through or over and under?
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post #16 of 19
3/19/08 at 7:05pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger View Post
1 girl, 2 cups?
Nice.
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post #17 of 19
3/19/08 at 7:13pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
So how does one sign an anus? Around, through or over and under?
They probably just intitial it.
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post #18 of 19
3/19/08 at 7:39pm
"I'm gonna rip them a new asshole!" said the woman, in a statement released by her attorney.
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post #19 of 19
3/19/08 at 7:44pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
"I'm gonna rip them a new asshole!" said the woman, in a statement released by her attorney.

There it is.
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