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Duke Fleed?

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That can't be real, can it?
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I can't get onto myspace at work, so I only have my imagination to go with on this one, which is probably even more hilarious than the real thing. All I can picture is a myspace website covered from head to toe in tiled animated gifs of various cheesy and/or 80's properties.. GI Joe, the A Team, Street Fighter.. etc etc

It's wonderful.
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It's more of My Little Pony, actually.
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Here's a partial screen grab for those of you with myspace blocked
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This is probably the best thing I've seen on the internet today. Thanks so much for this.
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HORIZONTAL STRIIIIIPESSSSSSS
That's all I gotta say about that.
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I wish that Scanners gif came in a version that explodes sparkles and daisies.
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My God, it's a 10-year-old girl trapped in a 36-year-old man's body. Someone save her!
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Well, the video said he's autistic, so that's that.

Still, Fleed has some serious competition.
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Thanks for posting the pic, Tieman!

And jesus christ, that's a nice car for an overgrown fucking man-child who plays with My Little Pony and invents Pokemon. He must have just taken a pic leaning on a strangers car.. right?
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I wish that Scanners gif came in a version that explodes sparkles and daisies.
We need to get Amphibatron or any of the other Photoshop wizards in the "My Homemade Movie Posters" thread on that, STAT.
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I think my parents still have my My Little Pony stable in their basement somewhere... I wonder if Chris would want it?
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It was funny, until I found out he's autistic. Not so funny anymore.
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Twice as funny now.
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Oh, that's so sad! Maybe I'm just being super girly but I really really feel sorry for that guy.
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devincf, I am sorry...that is not me. Yes I do watch anime, but not Pokemon, Yu gi oh, or alot of things like My Little Pony.

I am mainly a fan of 1960's-Mid 1990's anime, like Ufo Robot Grendizer, Fist Of The North Star, Speed Racer, Gatchaman, Dominion Tank Police, and Appleseed. I am a fan of G.I. Joe A Real American Hero, The NFL, action films especially Martial Arts, and Superhero films.
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"I have been searching for a Girl with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, 18-25-years old, BOYFRIEND-FREE lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic and white, whom I can make into a Sweetheart/Soulmate from the ground-up, for the past enduringly greater than FOUR-LONG-YEARS"

Racist!
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The Curious Incident of Waterfire in the Night-Time
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See, fleed's a 13 year old boy trapped in a man's body. Chris Chan's a 10 year old girl trapped in a man's body. Big difference.
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Hey, maybe duke fleed is this guy's soulmate!
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Oh, that's so sad! Maybe I'm just being super girly but I really really feel sorry for that guy.
I saw the video and now I feel bad for making fun of him. That's fucking rare for me.
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Kevin K, A guy would never be a soulmate of mine.
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It was funny, until I found out he's autistic. Not so funny anymore.
They said high functioning. At that end of the spectrum you're fully capable of having an above average IQ and leading a fairly normal life, albeit with some emotional and possibly language barriers. For a frame of reference, it is believed that Michelangelo was high functional austistic. Many artists and scientists are.

This guy, instead of being an artist or scientist, decides to....be whatever it is he is.
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He has a kid??? Where did he find the vaginal recipient? Toys'R Us?
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I got tired watching this.
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Hey, maybe duke fleed is this guy's soulmate!
"She says she's the Gatekeeper. That make any sense to you?"
"Some. I just met the Keymaster. He's here with me now."
"Well, listen, we have to get these two kids together."
http://web.mit.edu/miwolf/Public/Web...4/IMG_2600.JPG
"...I think that would be a bad idea."
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Ok, so he's on the low end of the high function spectrum.
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You know, autism only goes so far as an excuse.
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Jesus.
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And you people hated MySpace.
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He's got great style. Take note fellas, if you want to get mad chicks.
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He has a kid??? Where did he find the vaginal recipient? Toys'R Us?
No, no. He WANTS a kid. A daughter. He's going to name her Crystal.

Apparentally this non-existent daughter is the driving foce behind his pursuit of love in a world gone mad.
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Wow. That's sad.
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Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, Sarah Hammer, a very pretty girl, was taken away from me by this Magician Jerk, Wes Iseli. At first, I was naive about their relationship. Later on, in Spring of 2003, I tried to pick up a girl in a class I was taking at Piedmont Virginia Community College, but she told me right-off, that SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND! And it was like that with every other girl who I talked to since then. Thus, I developed my Noviophobia (mentioned above). Since my fear-development, I realized that I needed to attract a BOYFRIEND-FREE Girl, by any means necessary, with limited resources. I was afraid to even say Hi to any girl, so I made a simple sign that stated, "I am a (my age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(my age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." I had the sign placed next to me, with an arrow pointing at me, and of course, I stood, or sat, next to the sign. Not only was I not able to attract any girls, but some
Bullies (Men and Old Woman) did not approve my method of attraction. Also, I feel that they perceived me as a sweet, weak person, which I was then, but I am much, much saltier now. So that female dog, Mary Lee Walsh, tore up my sign; it SHATTERED my heart. But I kept on trying to attract, in the name of LOVE and TRUST! This brings us to today. Recently, I was suspended from PVCC, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl. Then I got HANDCUFFED by the JERKOPS of the Fashion Square Shopping Center, and kicked out, for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl (I did not go to Jail). And I am currently still trying to attract a BF-Free Girl, without a sign, at the campus of the University of Virginia (of which I am not enrolled in). Though I do park in a in a garage, and I pay for the time I use in my Love Quest (which I am having much LESS success there).
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Since, October, 2004, I've learned new, disturbing things. Like that having the sign next to, on or around me, represents, in a Body-Language way, shows that I may have some sort of mental condition, or that I was seeking a girl, only for Hanky-Panky. Of which is not true at all; I need a Girlfriend, Solely for LOVE and TRUST! Also, as of early November, I was reemitted into the Fashion Square Shopping Center, and since Mid-December, I totally left the UVA as an Attraction Location. I realized that I have no problem conversing with girls (as in Instant Message), but to approach a girl is much, much tougher for me.


I've also figured out some NEW methods of attraction: pacing back-and-forth while watching a GBAVideo on either my Game Boy Advance SP or my Nintendo DS. I did manage to catch the attention of some girls, but they were all already paired-up with a JERK, or otherwise were updatable, due to their religion. But I did get a hug or two. I also started singing random songs from memory now and then. It was not as successful as the GBAVideo. I also started listening to my GBAJukebox MP3 Player and sang along when I felt like it (I had the GBAJukebox inserted into my Nintendo DS, that had a removable, more appropriate sign attached to it, in my hand). Also, I did manage to get a FREE Personal Ad in the April, 2005 issue of Nintendo Power magazine, but who really reads the personals anyway? I also displayed my best artwork in either my hand, or next to me; still not many reactions.
post #39 of 116
He should use the Mystery method.
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I did manage to catch the attention of some girls, but they were all already paired-up with a JERK, or otherwise were updatable, due to their religion.
The fuck does that even mean?!
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I have tears in my eyes from perusing this thread. I want to see surveillance video of him being taken down by the Manajerks at the mall. "Don't crush my medallion!"
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
Awww! Making fun of autistic people might be in poor taste.
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After watching that video, I think I'm going to go to my local library and learn more about the Cherokee tribe and the Trail of Tears.

I'm sorry, but even knowing what I know now, that guy is still kinda funny. I do feel bad for laughing at him, though, so that makes it all okay.
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Damn. I know me some Fashion Square Mall. Not exactly fertile dating ground.
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Let he who is not three all-night WoW sessions away from being this fucking guy cast the first stone.
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I'll cast it. Holy shit.
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Where did it start? I started when my life-long friend, Sarah Hammer, a very pretty girl, was taken away from me by this Magician Jerk.
post #48 of 116
So he's from Virginia, that explains a lot.
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I was going to go off on a rant about what making fun of the autistic reveals about a person's character. But I like Big Jim Slade's comment better than what I was going to write.

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Let he who is not three all-night WoW sessions away from being this fucking guy cast the first stone.
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Are we sure it wasnt..



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