The sounds you enjoy that contradict your hipster cred. Tunes that many have suffered, and will never win respect. Music your friends would blacklist you for listening to. Whatever gives you shame to sing in the shower.
For me, "Millennium" by Robbie Williams. I loathe the fucker's over-emoting on songs like "Angels", which is terrible by any other poor fuck's estimation; that tune sends me reeling to thoughts of murder and suicide, and I consider myself to be fairly mild-mannered. But when the British equivalent of the Grammys had the nerve to nominate "Love Will Tear Us Apart" against such tripe for a "Best song of the last twenty-five years" award, I puked in my mouth and swallowed the bile down my throat as a reminder of this performer's inherent shittiness.
But later I walked into a liquor store and "Millennium" blared from their PA system. When I vomited the following morning, I had to reconcile my enjoyment for at least one of his tunes. Goddamn it.
For me, "Millennium" by Robbie Williams. I loathe the fucker's over-emoting on songs like "Angels", which is terrible by any other poor fuck's estimation; that tune sends me reeling to thoughts of murder and suicide, and I consider myself to be fairly mild-mannered. But when the British equivalent of the Grammys had the nerve to nominate "Love Will Tear Us Apart" against such tripe for a "Best song of the last twenty-five years" award, I puked in my mouth and swallowed the bile down my throat as a reminder of this performer's inherent shittiness.
But later I walked into a liquor store and "Millennium" blared from their PA system. When I vomited the following morning, I had to reconcile my enjoyment for at least one of his tunes. Goddamn it.










