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Kate Beckinsale: "I'd rather eat pussy than sushi"

post #1 of 63
3/21/08 at 5:14pm
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Kate Beckinsale really hates sushi. She recently told a magazine that she would rather eat pussy than eat sushi.

Moviefone asked her to elaborate and she said:

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I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He's throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, 'What's the matter with you?' But I haven't ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don't really worry about it.
I don't know what kind of sushi she's been eating, but there are some rancid vagina out there that is way worse than any raw fish could be. Just sayin'.
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post #2 of 63
3/21/08 at 5:20pm
To be fair, I'd rather eat pussy, too. Sushi's expensive.
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post #3 of 63
3/21/08 at 5:23pm
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Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun View Post
To be fair, I'd rather eat Sushi. Pussy's expensive.
Fixed
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post #4 of 63
3/21/08 at 5:29pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Kate Beckinsale really hates sushi. She recently told a magazine that she would rather eat pussy...
Can't...think...straight...must focus...picturing this...joyous....
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post #5 of 63
3/21/08 at 5:43pm
Considering she won't wear the skin of dead animals, I'm not surprised she doesn't like raw meat.
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post #6 of 63
3/21/08 at 5:45pm
Pussy has fewer calories.
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post #7 of 63
3/21/08 at 5:54pm
Talk about taste great and less filling. But so long as one of them doesn't taste like fish? Am I right fellas?!
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post #8 of 63
3/21/08 at 6:03pm
Everyone in the world will now be checking out this thread.
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post #9 of 63
3/21/08 at 6:04pm
Does this mean in some alternative universe there's a thread in which Beckinsale says "I'd rather suck cock than eat curry?"
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post #10 of 63
3/21/08 at 6:07pm
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Originally Posted by Tieman View Post
Pussy has fewer calories.
Plus less mercury.
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post #11 of 63
3/21/08 at 6:08pm
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams View Post
Plus less mercury.
Sushi has less HIV and Herpes.
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post #12 of 63
3/21/08 at 6:09pm
True, but both give you the risk of finding a few hairs in your mouth. *Rimshot*
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post #13 of 63
3/21/08 at 6:14pm
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post #14 of 63
3/21/08 at 6:16pm
World of porn, hear me! Sushi delivery girls > pizza delivery boys.
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post #15 of 63
3/21/08 at 6:17pm
Just to tie this thread up with a nice little bow, I would very much like to eat sushi out of Kate Beckinsale's pussy.

That about covers it.
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post #16 of 63
3/21/08 at 6:18pm
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Originally Posted by CaptainZahn View Post









*explodes*
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post #17 of 63
3/21/08 at 6:36pm
What this thread is missing is Electrichead's avatar.
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post #18 of 63
3/21/08 at 6:41pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
I don't know what kind of sushi she's been eating, but there are some rancid vagina out there that is way worse than any raw fish could be. Just sayin'.
Something tells me that a woman who looks like this...



...isn't going to have any trouble finding some quality females. You know, if she were looking...
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post #19 of 63
3/21/08 at 6:51pm
Well, she did just finish working on Whiteout, where she plays a lesbian FBI agent...
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post #20 of 63
3/21/08 at 6:54pm
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Originally Posted by Tieman View Post
Well, she did just finish working on Whiteout, where she plays a lesbian FBI agent...
Method-acting!
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post #21 of 63
3/21/08 at 7:40pm
She should expect to see Jodie Foster and a bento-box at her doorstep.
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post #22 of 63
3/21/08 at 8:05pm
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams View Post
Plus less mercury.
Only true if one is not faced with this dilemma...

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post #23 of 63
3/21/08 at 8:17pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Does this mean in some alternative universe there's a thread in which Beckinsale says "I'd rather suck cock than eat curry?"
Yes, but it's about some actor named Karl Beckinsale.
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post #24 of 63
3/21/08 at 8:20pm
Clearly, she hasn't had sushi from J.J.'s Tofu & Sushi Bar here in Astoria, NY. QUALITY stuff. She'd never say she'd prefer pussy to sushi from J.J.'s. Here - I'll order some for her, and she can try it out and... HEY!! You guys! Why are you ripping the phone out of my hand? Ow! Stop hitting me with it! Why are you stuffing the takeout menu in my mouth?
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post #25 of 63
3/21/08 at 8:22pm
Lisa is obviously not interested in "taking one for the team"
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post #26 of 63
3/21/08 at 8:30pm
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7 View Post
Yes, but it's about some actor named Karl Beckinsale.
Ah good point.

And Tieman, let's leave Lisa the way she is. She doesn't need the uneeded influence (I.E. us and booze) to try and make her do things that have only been shone in Skinimax and Grindhouse trailers.
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post #27 of 63
3/21/08 at 8:58pm
One way to test this:

Mrs Beckinsale here are your choices


this

OR...



this.

Choose wisely, I'll be in the corner with the camcorder.
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post #28 of 63
3/21/08 at 8:59pm
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Originally Posted by Whirlybird View Post
One way to test this:

Mrs Beckinsale here are your choices



this.

Choose wisely, I'll be in the corner with the camcorder with my pants around my ankles masturbating like no man has ever before.

Fixed.
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post #29 of 63
3/21/08 at 9:09pm
Disscusions and fantasies aside, this thread's real point is that now we have yet another reason to hate Len Wiseman around here...right?
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post #30 of 63
3/21/08 at 9:23pm
The earth was blue, Len Wisemen ended up with Kate Beckinsale and there was no god.

oh and Ed:


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post #31 of 63
3/21/08 at 9:23pm
If I were Len, I'd have the exact same pussy-over-sushi policy.

While we're at it, any other name directors married to hotties? Or is the right to bang starlets limited to the lead actors?
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post #32 of 63
3/21/08 at 9:26pm
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Originally Posted by mole View Post
If I were Len, I'd have the exact same pussy-over-sushi policy.

While we're at it, any other name directors married to hotties? Or is the right to bang starlets limited to the lead actors?
Didn't Paul "the shitty one" Anderson have a multi-pass to tap Milla Jovovich's ass for a while?

Edit: Still does; Wikipedia says they're engaged.
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post #33 of 63
3/21/08 at 9:53pm
At least those who eat pussy aren't annoying and preachy. Gotta cunt for something.
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post #34 of 63
3/21/08 at 10:59pm
I dunno, Krazee-Eyez Killa seemed pretty fanatical about it.
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post #35 of 63
3/22/08 at 12:17am
Can I just have both? Kate B served up like the lovely food service gals in SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO.

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post #36 of 63
3/22/08 at 5:02am
I am upset by Kate Beckinsale's anti-pussy-eating propaganda. Upset.
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post #37 of 63
3/22/08 at 5:58am
She says that now.
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post #38 of 63
3/22/08 at 6:56am
If I were Wiseman I'd be inviting Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Maggie Q over for sushi all through the filming of DH4.
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post #39 of 63
3/22/08 at 8:13am
You don't suppose that, rather than one of those "oops, I wasn't thinking, what am I saying" things, this is more of a "highly-calculated to draw attention" sort of statement, do you?

Nah. No actress would ever try to draw attention to herself that way.
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post #40 of 63
3/22/08 at 1:48pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
You don't suppose that, rather than one of those "oops, I wasn't thinking, what am I saying" things, this is more of a "highly-calculated to draw attention" sort of statement, do you?

Nah. No actress would ever try to draw attention to herself that way.
So what you are saying is, Kate is desperate for attention? I mean, she was the bomb in Underworld 1 & 2. I'm sure she doesn't need publicity help...
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post #41 of 63
3/22/08 at 2:15pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
You don't suppose that, rather than one of those "oops, I wasn't thinking, what am I saying" things, this is more of a "highly-calculated to draw attention" sort of statement, do you?

Nah. No actress would ever try to draw attention to herself that way.
Does it matter?
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post #42 of 63
3/22/08 at 4:16pm
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
If I were Wiseman I'd be inviting Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Maggie Q over for sushi all through the filming of DH4.
You couldn't handle that. No one could. Not even Beowulf.
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post #43 of 63
3/22/08 at 4:32pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
You don't suppose that, rather than one of those "oops, I wasn't thinking, what am I saying" things, this is more of a "highly-calculated to draw attention" sort of statement, do you?

Nah. No actress would ever try to draw attention to herself that way.
I've noticed several of the times she's on talk shows that she says some prettty off the wall stuff. It might even sound weird, but with that accent, it comes across as charming and sexy. At least to me, it does.
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post #44 of 63
3/22/08 at 5:05pm
Threads like this are like a Rorschach test: someone posts something bizarre, and all the sudden everyone's little kinks come out. Like that dude that offered a choice between sushi and Christina Ricci.

For me, I'd offer Kate these choices:



or this:


But that's just me -- I'm a different breed of cat.
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post #45 of 63
3/22/08 at 6:27pm
Well, you're definitely gonna catch fewer diseases from sushi than from Kim Kardashian.
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post #46 of 63
3/23/08 at 1:51am
You guys have got it all wrong. If you really want to test her dedication to this idea, you offer her a choice between this:



And this:



Let's see just how strong her aversion to sushi really is.
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post #47 of 63
3/23/08 at 1:57am


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post #48 of 63
3/23/08 at 2:01am
Even better.
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post #49 of 63
3/23/08 at 3:58am
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
You guys have got it all wrong. If you really want to test her dedication to this idea, you offer her a choice between this:



And this:



Let's see just how strong her aversion to sushi really is.
Thanks for forever ruining the "catholic school girl" look.
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post #50 of 63
3/23/08 at 12:48pm
Thread Starter 
And this thread just went in an awful direction. Thanks, Greg!
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