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post #101 of 118
3/24/08 at 7:20pm
Indeed. Especially since declaring one's life interesting because you're doing the same thing as Mary Hart is basically putting us right back on the humor track as is.
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post #102 of 118
3/24/08 at 7:21pm
Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A:A baby under a fat relative.
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post #103 of 118
3/24/08 at 7:33pm
So uhh, where are we at ? Is it okay to be fat or not because these cheeseburgers are getting cold !!!
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post #104 of 118
3/24/08 at 7:42pm
Once I smoked a cigarette coated in bacon grease. That isn't even remotely a lie.
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post #105 of 118
3/24/08 at 7:53pm
(In Homer Voice)

"Hmmm, Bacon flavored Turkish Gold" *Drool*

(/In Homer Voice)
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post #106 of 118
3/24/08 at 7:59pm
I'm not typically a smoker, either. There was money involved.
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post #107 of 118
3/24/08 at 8:02pm
I hope it was a shit load of money. And yet I'm reminded of my days when I worked fast food and we all got together to contribute cash and had the assistant manager drink a 64 oz cup of brine. He did it alright and some asshole on staff proceeded to put some grease in it also to trip him up. Guy was unfased.
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post #108 of 118
3/24/08 at 8:07pm
I once did a "bottoms up" with a full bowl of peanuts. I almost died. Sadly, there was no money involved.
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post #109 of 118
3/24/08 at 8:11pm
I'm assuming this involved eating peanuts and not some kind of obscure sex act.
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post #110 of 118
3/24/08 at 8:13pm
Yes, a shit load of them. And i had to fit them all in my mouth at the same time and then try to chew and breathe. Not an easy feat.
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post #111 of 118
3/24/08 at 8:14pm
This still sounds like some kind of sex act to me....
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post #112 of 118
3/24/08 at 8:20pm
Peanuts/Penis.. give the guy a break, English isn't his 1st language after all.

Go on Tati. How many penises did you have in your mouth again?
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post #113 of 118
3/24/08 at 8:25pm
Ask your Mom, she had a strap on last time Brendan and I tag teamed her.
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post #114 of 118
3/24/08 at 8:27pm
That doesn't change the fact you tried to fit as many penises in your mouth at one time as possible.

So how many was it? We can account for Brendan's penis, my mom's strap-on.. Chad Kroeger probably taught you some tricks, so you might have your own dick in there.. how much cock is still unaccounted for?
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post #115 of 118
3/24/08 at 8:32pm
No, Brendan had your mom's stap on in him. I was dealing with my record breaking peanuts feat!
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post #116 of 118
3/24/08 at 8:34pm


"I love it when a plan comes together."
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post #117 of 118
3/24/08 at 8:35pm
Oldfatbrucewaynecrushingkid.jpg
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post #118 of 118
3/24/08 at 8:37pm
We would've also accepted McBainholdinghisdeadpartner.jpg
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