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Uncle Dirty

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Is this old? Uh, good for him, I guess?
post #2 of 52
What the hell did I just look at?
post #3 of 52
I'll never be the same person I was just five minutes ago. I'll never get that innocence back.
post #4 of 52
I'm having a very hard time telling whether some of the weirder stuff is real or put on.
post #5 of 52
Alga's kind of a tragic-looking person. I don't know whether to feel bad for her or at least happy that she's got someone to die with.
post #6 of 52
That.. Was... Weird.
post #7 of 52
To keep myself from going insane, I must pretend that Uncle Dirty is an elaborate fabrication.
post #8 of 52
Wow. That was just really odd.
post #9 of 52
What the FUCK was that?
post #10 of 52
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Originally Posted by Andrew Collins View Post
What the FUCK was that?
That was beautiful.
post #11 of 52
Genuinely beautiful portraits. "We choose our own destinies" is probably one of the funniest marriages of quote and photograph I've ever seen in my life.
post #12 of 52
Thread Starter 
The photography is really quite good, even if the subject matter's just this side of Diane Arbus.
post #13 of 52
The saddest part was the end. "I'm looking for a publisher to help me exploit my relatives."
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I... I won't sleep tonight. Or tomorrow night. Or for a long time. I'll just be laying there, wide eyed from terror.
post #15 of 52
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
I... I won't sleep tonight. Or tomorrow night. Or for a long time. I'll just be laying there, wide eyed from terror.
Was it the thongs, or the photo of the old man bent over with a butt plug in his tukus? Or maybe the bit about how "Uncle Dirty" like to take photo of his junk then glue them onto other photos of bodybuilders?

This is how Gordon "Neptune King Of The Sea" Jump lived his last days. I just know it.
post #16 of 52
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Originally Posted by Angry Badger View Post
Was it the thongs, or the photo of the old man bent over with a butt plug in his tukus? Or maybe the bit about how "Uncle Dirty" like to take photo of his junk then glue them onto other photos of bodybuilders?
I hate you for reminding me. I'll just be over here, having a complete nervous breakdown of Judy Garland-like proportions. Only without the staggering talent.
post #17 of 52
Thanks to Angry Badger for quelling any curiosity I might have had about clicking that link.
post #18 of 52
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
I hate you for reminding me. I'll just be over here, having a complete nervous breakdown of Judy Garland-like proportions. Only without the staggering talent.
Oh you're no fun. I haven't even started to talk about slathering himself in iodine and hitting the beach yet!

And why iodine anyway? Does it have somesort of tanning quality I'm not aware of?
post #19 of 52
I'm not voting for a president until they run on the Euthanasia At 70 platform.
post #20 of 52
I closed the link after the thong pics.
*raises a glass of vodka*

"Here's to you, Uncle Dirty."

Now I've got to get drunk to completely forget I saw and read any of that.
post #21 of 52
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Originally Posted by FrankCobretti View Post
The saddest part was the end. "I'm looking for a publisher to help me exploit my relatives."
Seems like a pretty cruel thing for Ron Pearlman to do.
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Seems like a pretty cruel thing for Ron Pearlman to do.
Thanks, now I have to clean up all this coffee.
post #23 of 52
You shouldn't be drinking coffee this late anyway.
post #24 of 52
Yeah, but it's like 9 AM for me.
post #25 of 52
Then you shouldn't be spitting coffee this late/early.
post #26 of 52
How else am I supposed to react outrageously to other people's shenanigans?!
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post #28 of 52
New avatar = FOUND
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Jesus god, don't bring it over here!
post #30 of 52
At least there wasn't any sound to accompany it.
post #31 of 52
Now I can never respond to any of Angry Badger's posts again, because I'll have to look at the post, and my eyes may flick slightly upward and to the left... and that would be the ruination of me.
post #32 of 52
Well, thanks for that cup of despair to go with my breakfast.
post #33 of 52
Uncle Jonathans's corn-cob pipe!!
I've lost the will to live...
post #34 of 52
All of the pics are gone. Was there something worse than the pic Phil posted?
post #35 of 52
Thread Starter 
Oh god yes.
post #36 of 52
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All of the pics are gone. Was there something worse than the pic Phil posted?
That is one of the more tame ones. By far.

I am forever grateful that Zeus, Odin, God, Cthulhu, or whoever saw fit to end the reign of terror that was Uncle Dirty, though. It was simutaneously depressing and disgusting and horrible. It won't be missed.
post #37 of 52
Thread Starter 
Completely disagree.
post #38 of 52
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Completely disagree.
Good for you.
post #39 of 52
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Originally Posted by gravedigger View Post
Was there something worse than the pic Phil posted?
I.. it.. (*sob...*) And..uuhh, photoshopped dicks... and... buttplug.. uhh, chin hairs.. (*eep...*)

Don't me go on, please, noooo!!! (*meltdown*)
post #40 of 52
*Slaps LisaNy*

Get a hold of yourself, Woman! Don't you see, you break down and that's what they want you to do!
post #41 of 52
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*Slaps LisaNy*

Get a hold of yourself, Woman! Don't you see, you break down and that's what they want you to do!
But Ed... I can't unsee it....

post #42 of 52
No!!! They removed the photos!
post #43 of 52
Bukowski LIVES!
post #44 of 52
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No!!! They removed the photos!
And I can't find them in the Wayback Machine either. Crap.
post #45 of 52
I'm just glad they were removed before someone spliced one of them together with that photo of Ripoll. My mind can only scream for so long.
post #46 of 52
Thread Starter 
Scattered across the net. Ripoli Photoshop enthusiasts, have at it:









Thumbnails of some other pics.
post #47 of 52
(*Tearfully*)

Why would you bump this thread again? Why? Whhyyyyyy???

You're a bad, bad man.
post #48 of 52
What. the. Fuck?
post #49 of 52
It burns. Oh, it burns! Hurting. My. Eyes.
post #50 of 52
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Scattered across the net. Ripoli Photoshop enthusiasts, have at it:




Thumbnails of some other pics.

A come-hither stare, if ever I've seen one.
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