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The Greatest Spider-Man Villain of All Time

post #1 of 37
3/24/08 at 6:04pm
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Doc Ock? Green Goblin? Venom?

No, friend, they all pale in comparison to his latest and greatest foe: Freak, the cat/fish/monkey/lizard meth addict!



I really hope that Spider-Man 4 is made and he's the villain.
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post #2 of 37
3/24/08 at 6:17pm
What the hell?
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post #3 of 37
3/24/08 at 6:19pm
Brand New Day indeed.
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post #4 of 37
3/24/08 at 6:26pm
Stretchy Face Spider-man VS. The WTF?!
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post #5 of 37
3/24/08 at 6:28pm
Holy Shit! Cronenberg should demand roalty payments.

And BTW Freak has got nothin' on another badass Spider-man villan. Yeah you heard me:




TYPEFACE!
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post #6 of 37
3/24/08 at 6:39pm
No, I do think the WTF!? has something on Typeface.
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post #7 of 37
3/24/08 at 6:41pm
True, but Typeface will stab you with the letter P. Come on now!
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post #8 of 37
3/24/08 at 6:54pm
I like Typeface's " Yo chicks dig me " stance. He has obviously under the infuence of Sam Raimi's black spidey suit.
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post #9 of 37
3/24/08 at 6:58pm
Please tell me Spidey made all kind of font-jokes at Typeface's expense

'Robbing the largest bank in town? How.. bold of you, Typeface!'
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post #10 of 37
3/24/08 at 7:05pm
This just in !!! Elwood the dog to play The WTF in Spidey 4 !!! http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06...AP_450x363.jpg
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post #11 of 37
3/24/08 at 7:37pm
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Originally Posted by Trejo View Post
Please tell me Spidey made all kind of font-jokes at Typeface's expense

'Robbing the largest bank in town? How.. bold of you, Typeface!'
Spider-man locked him up for a capital crime.
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post #12 of 37
3/24/08 at 7:51pm
Pfah. Everyone knows the greatest of all Spidey villains is... The Hypno Hustler!



Bootsy Collins. Spider-Man 4. Oscars for everyone!
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post #13 of 37
3/24/08 at 7:55pm
Judging by your accent, I'd say you were Italic!
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post #14 of 37
3/24/08 at 7:56pm
I'm sorry to say, Spidey. Looks like Mary Jane has been put into a....COMMA! *Snicker*
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post #15 of 37
3/24/08 at 8:00pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI View Post
Spider-man locked him up for a capital crime.
I sure hope the judge didn't give him an abbreviated sentence!

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.
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post #16 of 37
3/24/08 at 8:01pm
No one knew what to think when Typeface said he would # Spidey's *
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post #17 of 37
3/24/08 at 8:04pm
Typeface loved women's tittles. He loved the tittles.
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post #18 of 37
3/24/08 at 8:05pm
The more you SHIFT around in my webs, Typeface, the harder it is to escape.. [chuckling]

Wait, I think I just created a new super villain.. the KEYBOARD
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post #19 of 37
3/24/08 at 8:13pm
Actually, there was some kind of costumed vigilante (Is there any other kind) called SPELLCHECK. Once again I shit you not:



And according to the site I got it from, he was the sidekick to Typeface.
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post #20 of 37
3/24/08 at 8:18pm
TWO Green Goblins, lame asses like Sandman and Venom, yet not one appearance by the dubious double-team of Typeface and Spellcheck?

Fuck the Spider-Man movie trilogy.
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post #21 of 37
3/24/08 at 8:19pm
In an upcoming mini-series

Typeface/Spellcheck travel back in time to take on......THE GRAMMAR NAZI!
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post #22 of 37
3/24/08 at 9:11pm
Spider-Man: "To Helvetica with you, Typeface!"
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post #23 of 37
3/27/08 at 11:47am
Geez, all this time I thought that Big Wheel was a lame villian. WTF and Typeface certainly move to the top of that list.
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post #24 of 37
3/27/08 at 6:15pm
Who knew that Spider-man hated Rock Band so much?
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post #25 of 37
3/29/08 at 5:39am
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
That.is.Fantastic!

Typeface's favorite drink is TAB.
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post #26 of 37
3/29/08 at 12:09pm
It's still no Spider-man takes on David Letterman or partners up with the Not-ready-for-prime-time players.
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post #27 of 37
3/29/08 at 1:58pm
J.Jonah Jameson is Spider-Man's greatest villain. He funded the experiment which turned a thug into...The Scorpion. JJJ also hired Professor Smythe to use the Prof's Spider Slayers after our favorite webhead. JJJ bashes him every day in the papers. It's hard to find another non superpowered more over the top villian in any superhero comic.
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post #28 of 37
3/29/08 at 2:14pm
I thought Avi Arad was his greatest enemy.
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post #29 of 37
3/29/08 at 2:56pm
Sarius, Good call on Avi Arad.
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post #30 of 37
3/29/08 at 3:44pm
duke fleed, Looks like you're coming up on your thousandth post. Planning... anything special?
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post #31 of 37
3/29/08 at 6:20pm
C'mon, we all know it was Swarm, whom a fellow chewer once described as "the scariest villain ever - A NAZI GHOST MADE OF BEES!"
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post #32 of 37
3/29/08 at 11:52pm
I always thought the White Rabbit was never given her due

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post #33 of 37
3/30/08 at 2:10pm
Going all the way back to the Freak, I love how Spidey steps in, expecting another lame costumed super villain, only to find the fucking freakiest thing in the universe.

"Say 'Cheese' Chuckles-HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" *Vomits into his mask*
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post #34 of 37
4/6/08 at 12:20am
No, Spider-man already knew what 'freak' looked like and was chasing him around. It was the meth addiction that shocked and disturbed him.

I think I kind of like 'freak' in a cheesy anti drug 80s villian way.

"I know that smell! China White here I come!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO ALL MY WHITE!! You'll pay for this spider-man!!"

*bursts into flames*
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post #35 of 37
4/6/08 at 1:05am
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Originally Posted by wadew1 View Post
No, Spider-man already knew what 'freak' looked like and was chasing him around. It was the meth addiction that shocked and disturbed him.
You serious? THAT'S what shocked and disturbed him? There are meth addicts on my back stop, for pete's sake!
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post #36 of 37
4/6/08 at 1:17am
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Originally Posted by Syd View Post
You serious? THAT'S what shocked and disturbed him? There are meth addicts on my back stop, for pete's sake!
Spider-Man is very sheltered, I suppose.

My favorite part of the entire story is the fact that after discovering he's become a mutated monstrosity, Freak's first goal is to score. Addiction is a hell of a thing, I guess.

Also, he turned into this thing because he fell into Curt Connors' lab and randomly injected himself with some vials laying around.

This really is a bad 80's PSA throwback.
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post #37 of 37
4/6/08 at 1:26am
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