Seriously- the dialogue and story are so absofuckinglutely ludicrous that I couldn't help but be entertained. I'd rip it apart in detail, but I'm sure Duke'd get pissed at the spoilers. You see, Ed Boon, comic book characters who know their peers' secret identities do not refer to them by full name. "Superheroes are disappearing all over the planet, such as THE FLASH." Really Wonder Woman? I'm sure Supes would've gotten confused if you didn't say THE Flash. I mean, you could've meant THE Flash, or Flash Gordon, or...
Petty complaint, I know, but it's just the tip of the shitberg. I understand making it accessible, but sweet mother of shit, the amount of exposition and unnecessary detail is on an unprecedented level in gaming. The only people who are going to play this are nerds: either they're pissed that the game exists and want to verify its shittiness, or its blinded nerds who'll buy anything with the Joker in it. Stop acting like everyone's a preschooler. You claimed the story would be great, and tie things together well. It's a goddamned Uwe Boll film. Actually, no. "Postal" had a better plot.
Wow. I suck at life. I'm gonna go talk to a girl and try to get my non-nerd karma back up.