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Attention- Kevin Matchstick

post #1 of 7
3/25/08 at 3:28pm
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http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/13401/1
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post #2 of 7
3/25/08 at 4:01pm
Did he submit the J) option ?
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post #3 of 7
3/25/08 at 4:06pm
I like this one

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A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was: “I had no MONET to buy DEGAS to make the VAN GOGH. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing TOULOUSE!”
But I'm also guilty of laughing my ass off at the hamburger scene from the Pink Panther. Yes, the new one.
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post #4 of 7
3/25/08 at 4:24pm
Appreciate the link, BC.

I once sent some "punny" jokes to Reader's Digest, to no avail. However, my good friend Andrew Sweeney filmed one of them once - as a surprise for my birthday:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAGTmuKJzdk
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post #5 of 7
3/25/08 at 4:50pm
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Originally Posted by Trejo View Post
But I'm also guilty of laughing my ass off at the hamburger scene from the Pink Panther. Yes, the new one.
(*Slowly, shame-facedly raises hand.*)

And now, my friend, you and I must slink out of this thread together. For we will be shunned. And damned. And have things thrown at us.
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post #6 of 7
3/25/08 at 5:09pm
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[Ed. Note: Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.]
Excellent.
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post #7 of 7
3/25/08 at 5:37pm
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Originally Posted by Trav McGee View Post
Excellent.
LIES.
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