I was very excited to see the American Reunion movie. I saw American Pie just after college and remembered it was quite funny.
Jim, Michelle, Oz, Heather, Stifler reunite for their high school...
It would have been great if the sorcerer, in a clever interpretation of the rules, pulled a revolver out of his toga and gave it to his monkey assistant, who then blows the atheist away at the stroke of midnight.
"Nobody said nothing about MONKEYS with REVOLVERS! Kobayashi maru in the house!"
The entire methodology here was flawed. I know it works. I believe I can kill people by tying nooses made of thread around anthropomorphic wheat flour dough shapes and that's good enough for me.
I have to give it to the atheist, he is very brave. I would have been afraid the "sorcerer" would have gotten desperate and try to poison me or just shoot me in an act of desperation.