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That Ripoll Picture

post #1 of 56
3/27/08 at 2:55pm
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Re: Posting it everywhere

Cut it out. Some of us are smart enough to avoid the sex forums during work hours (or at all, but different story), which is where I would assume it was originally posted. Would you want your coworkers to look over your shoulder to see that? Could be a fireable offense some places.

Also: unfunny.
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post #2 of 56
3/27/08 at 2:57pm
It's actually not a problem anymore, the last co-worker that was exposed to it seared out her retinas with a white-hot steak knife and leapt from our 18th floor window.

Other than that? Yes, please stop, otherwise I may never be able to achieve an erection again.
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post #3 of 56
3/27/08 at 2:57pm
I concur. It's gone past running into the ground to the point we're hitting magma here.
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post #4 of 56
3/27/08 at 2:57pm
Prude.
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post #5 of 56
3/27/08 at 2:58pm
OK, OK, I removed it from the politics thread. You happy now? :-)
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post #6 of 56
3/27/08 at 2:58pm
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I concur. It's gone past running into the ground to the point we're hitting magma here.
We found Aaron Eckhart and Hillary Swank making out there.
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post #7 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:05pm
Look on the bright side, you all don't have to live less than five miles from the guy. I live in abject fear of bumping into Ripoll in person someday, and being forced to interact with him while that horrifying image runs through my mind over and over...
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post #8 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:08pm
It seems that some people are unfamiliar with the concept of a RipRoll.
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post #9 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:08pm
I can't wrap my brain around people posting those pictures. Much less spending the time to create one.

Don't drag me into your hell.
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post #10 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:09pm
Can we post one in this thread, just so we all know what we are talking about?
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post #11 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:11pm
I think we all know what we're talking about...

And I also think that we should henceforth refer to posting that picture as a RipRoll (thanks, Graynadian!).
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post #12 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:11pm
*Slams Gavel*

Motion carried. Said picture will be known as RipRoll. Next item please.
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post #13 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:12pm
I think we need to see some evidence of the RipRoll in this thread your honor.
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post #14 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:13pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Can we post one in this thread, just so we all know what we are talking about?
Here you go:































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post #15 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:14pm
The evidence has been tampered!
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post #16 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:15pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
The evidence has been tampered!
Yeah, the box is totally supposed to be yellow.
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post #17 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:17pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
I think we all know what we're talking about...
I'm not entirely sure I do.

As usual, I have no idea what's going on, and I don't know that I'm all that upset about it.
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post #18 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:18pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin K View Post
Look on the bright side, you all don't have to live less than five miles from the guy. I live in abject fear of bumping into Ripoll in person someday, and being forced to interact with him while that horrifying image runs through my mind over and over...
I imagine that encounter to be a lot like this:

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Originally Posted by R A Smith View Post
The most eye-rolling and distrubing part for me is Mel hearing Helen Hunt's character telling herself not to look at his crotch, then he trusts his crotch at her with that manic look on his face. If only he could have thrown in "Sugar tits" at that moment...
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post #19 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:21pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Olson View Post
I'm not entirely sure I do.

As usual, I have no idea what's going on, and I don't know that I'm all that upset about it.
That's my cue. He's upset about variations of this picture;

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8995/patrickeg4.jpg
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post #20 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:21pm
Oh, THAT knife...



Well, I asked for it.
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post #21 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:22pm
Goddammit.
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post #22 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:23pm
But I pixelated the nasty bits! C'mon!!!
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post #23 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:23pm
I just know I'm going to pull up to a stoplight one day and that face will be staring back at me from the adjacent car. I pray it's only his face...
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post #24 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:23pm
The good thing is that Capitan has killed it so thoroughly so quickly that it'll never be funny again. We won't have the urge to bring it back next year in a surprise moment.
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post #25 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:24pm
You know, on reflection, that very well could have been a publicity still for that production of Equus starring Daniel Radciffe.


Assuming, of course, Daniel Radcliffe was a pale, skinny kid.
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post #26 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:26pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Olson View Post
You know, on reflection, that very well could have been a publicity still for that production of Equus starring Daniel Radciffe.


Assuming, of course, Daniel Radcliffe was a pale, skinny kid.
Good idea:
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/49/equuswv8.jpg
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post #27 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:28pm
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
The good thing is that Capitan has killed it so thoroughly so quickly that it'll never be funny again. We won't have the urge to bring it back next year in a surprise moment.
Point of this thread being that even though it's been "killed" certain people haven't gotten the memo.
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post #28 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:30pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin K View Post
I just know I'm going to pull up to a stoplight one day and that face will be staring back at me from the adjacent car. I pray it's only his face...
And if it is, me thinks he'll be doing the "YA GONNA GET RAPED!" look that's been seen on the nation's homeless.


But Jesus Kevin, can't be that bad. I live like three miles from where Devin lives. You see me sweatin? Nope.
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post #29 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:33pm
Thread Starter 
This thread: Point Proven.

And the point isn't that you pixilate out and cover the naughty bits. Ripoll's a good dude, even if he does hate everything, but he looks young enough in that picture that it could easily be mistaken as child porn, or at the very least, questionable material if someone was just glancing at the screen. And that it's dumb as fuck now.
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post #30 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:34pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Jeez, you're quick. I have to remember not to give you ideas anymore.
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post #31 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:37pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Olson View Post
Jeez, you're quick. I have to remember not to give you ideas anymore.
(Chris, the Radcliffe/Patrick joke was made in a previous thread. It isn't your fault, don't worry.)
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post #32 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:39pm
Not clicking, totally not clicking. Not till I get home. It may not be the most exciting employment in the world, but I need this job.
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post #33 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:40pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
(Chris, the Radcliffe/Patrick joke was made in a previous thread. It isn't your fault, don't worry.)
Oh good...that almost alleviates the guilt.
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post #34 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:40pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu
And the point isn't that you pixilate out and cover the naughty bits. Ripoll's a good dude, even if he does hate everything, but he looks young enough in that picture that it could easily be mistaken as child porn, or at the very least, questionable material if someone was just glancing at the screen. And that it's dumb as fuck now.
I love how what started out as a promotional picture for Ripoll's next album in the Message Board Self-Loathing thread has the potential to cause a child pornography scandal.

This, dear friends, is awesome.
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post #35 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:44pm
It's strange.. Capitan was a completely normal (if there is such a thing) poster before this Patrick deal. Now it seems all he does is post one of hundreds of nude patrick variations in every thread, and the posts that don't have this picture are posts referring to it or asking for permission to post it again even though no one wants to see it.

I'm starting to think Patrick sent him the actual uncensored version of the picture, and that his nether region possesses some sort of hypnotic, mind-controlling powers that force people to do nothing but redistribute this image to spread it's viral effects and eventually take over civilization as we know it.

So stop posting the effing thing.
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post #36 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:46pm
OK, I deserved that.

But no I don't have (nor want) the original. You can notice the hands are not his, they're from a female model actually, that seemed to match his picture.
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post #37 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:49pm
Patrick's picture is The Thing, so what we really need to get rid of it is a flamethrower.
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post #38 of 56
3/27/08 at 3:58pm
1) I'm so glad to have my own office.

2) Rath's still right, on both counts (particularly the second one).
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post #39 of 56
3/27/08 at 4:02pm
Batman Begins' third act jokes lasted almost three years. I look at this Ripoll picture trend and I see dark times ahead.

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Ripoll's a good dude, even if he does hate everything
Huh?
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post #40 of 56
3/27/08 at 4:14pm
CHUD folks latching on to something unfunny and driving it into the ground? The devil, you say!
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post #41 of 56
3/27/08 at 4:20pm
To be fair, that pic did start out as a promo image for his new CD, Praise the Lord!

I'm going to be a shill and tell everyone that has seen said picture, in whatever incarnation, to go check that cd out, because it's kind of awesome.

http://cllct.com/release/praisethelord

Go download it and maybe some good will have come from all of this...
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post #42 of 56
3/27/08 at 4:26pm
I keep having this nightmare where I wake up all groggy and disoriented in front of my computer with my dick in my hand and the Ripoll photo maximized onscreen.
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post #43 of 56
3/27/08 at 4:51pm
It's not a nightmare if it's happening after you wake up, is it?
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post #44 of 56
3/27/08 at 4:54pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I keep having this nightmare where I wake up all groggy and disoriented in front of my computer with my dick in my hand and the Ripoll photo maximized onscreen.
I think you may be hiding some inner desires. I suggest you experiment to figure out what you really want.
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post #45 of 56
3/27/08 at 4:56pm
Yeah, I'm awesome.
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post #46 of 56
3/27/08 at 4:56pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
I think you may be hiding some inner desires. I suggest you experiment to figure out what you really want.
DOOOO IIIIITTTTT!!!!

And then tell us about it.
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post #47 of 56
3/27/08 at 4:59pm
This thread is quickly becoming even creepier than the picture in question.
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post #48 of 56
3/27/08 at 5:08pm
That's like wondering if the Titanic can sink. Of course the thread will get creepier; it's CHUD.
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post #49 of 56
3/27/08 at 5:31pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
That's like wondering if the Titanic can sink. Of course the thread will get creepier; it's CHUD.
Rath's avatar fits perfectly.
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post #50 of 56
3/27/08 at 5:40pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
DOOOO IIIIITTTTT!!!!

And then tell us about it.
Jesus Christ, Jake. Of all the guys to get hot and bothered about it had to Ripoll, goddamn.
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