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National Corndog Day

post #1 of 165
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For those that don't know, National Corndog Day is a celebration of basketball, the corn dog, tater tots, and cheap American beer that occurs in March of every year on the first Saturday of the NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Championship. My friend hosts a party sponsored by the good folks at Foster Farms, who sends her boxes upon boxes of corndogs for free. There is even a competition in which people attempt to accomplish a "triple-double" -- eat 10 corn dogs, drink ten cans of beer, and eat 10 servings of tater tots (1 serving = 10 tots) -- before the last basketball game ends. My group of friends have become extremely competitive to the point where we have scoreboards where people can keep track of how much they are eating. I don't like tater tots so I attempted the "double-double". Unfortunately, by corndog number nine my body just shut down and said no more. I finished the 10 beers easily. My friend sent the following e-mail which I thought I'd share. It's freaking hilarious that she sent out an official scorecard with everyone's tallies. She even posted videos on youtube of two of the three people who completed the triple-double. I will admit the amount of gluttony on display is quite disturbing.

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Corndoggers-

Wow. Words cannot describe the success of this year's NCD Brooklyn bash, but numbers can. Let us first just say, congratulations to all.

The big story came late in the evening when those who stuck around until the final buzzer witnessed history: THREE triple doubles. Only twice in our seven-year NCD history had the triple double been achieved. This was big.

Leif posted first at 9:30pm with the "slow and steady wins the race" approach: one dog, tot serving and beer per hour. When asked how he felt about his accomplishment, he said, "I feel disgusting. That was awesome." Leif declared he's hanging up his gloves and says he looks forward to sitting back next year and offering nuggets of wisdom to the next aspirant.

Joel posted second at 10pm in a fevered finish. Nearly half his triple double – 3 beers, 5 dogs and 4 tot servings – was consumed in under two hours. "I can see the light," he said at 8pm, and then just started eating…rapidly. Amazingly, after being crowned, and in an unintentional moment of hubris, he cracked open, and drank, a PBR tall boy.

Michael Ward made it across the finish line at 10:45pm with some crowd encouragement – Ben and Liz reheated his last six tots in the toaster oven and scraped off excess ketchup – but not before shouting, "If I'm going down, you're all coming with me!" And then he drooled into his cup, just to make everyone else feel kinda sick too.

Congratulations guys on a fine, fine performance. Here are the rest of the breakdowns (stats reported as dogs/beers/tots):

Totals

Registered athletes: 66
Corndogs: 235 (up 17% from last year)*
Beers: 268 (up 32% from last year)
Tots: 159 (up .6% from last year)

Men's Division
For the second year in a row, Joel came away with the overall title. Because of the triple doubles, not too many surprises her, just lots of ties. Will showed why it's tough to compete if you don't stick around until the bitter end: at 11pm, after the competition left, he downed beer #14, because, he said, "O'Connor can't have the title to himself."

Overall: Joel - 33 points (10/13/10)
Dogs: Leif (10/10/10), Joel (10/13/10), Michael W. (10/11/10), Steve H. (10/10/5)
Tots: Leif (10/10/10), Joel (10/13/10), Michael O'Loughlin (7/10/10), Michael W. (10/11/10)
Beers: Will (5/14/3), Mike O'Connor (5/14/2)

Women's Division
Jenny rode the vegetarian wave to victory and even made a grocery run at 7:30pm to replenish the dipping supply of vegetarian dogs. Sue Craine defended her tot title for the fourth year running! Overall, the ladies bested the guys in decisiveness. "We laugh at your four way tie for tots," one female contender said. Sabrica – dog and beer champ and petite enough to fit in our dryer – again proved size doesn't matter.

Overall: Jenny K. - 21 points (6/9/6)
Dogs: Sabrica (8/10/0)
Tots: Sue C. (2/3/10)
Beers: Sabrica (8/10/0)

Honorable Mentions go out to: Kelvin who, in just three and a half hours, consumed 8 dogs, 5 beers and 6 tot servings!; Michael O'Loughlin and Steve H. who came away with double doubles; and first-timer Sarah (5/8/6) who arrived late but posted an impressive 19 points!

As for the rest of the parties around the country, it looks like our only competition was Alexandria, VA, who claimed to have eaten 253 corndogs, 27 pounds of tater tots and an unknown amount of beer. All we have to say is, what kind of scorekeeping is that? Show us your corndog sticks, Alexandria! For all the official run-downs visit the official site.

Thanks everyone for making this is a Corndog Day to remember. Stay "fit" in the coming year – it's on to 2009!

* For those who were there, you may remember our last party in 2006 featured quarter pound "jumbo dogs." While we only consumed 129 of those dogs, the calorie equivalent to 2008 dogs was 201, which is the more accurate number to compare consumption between years.

Edit: to fix broken link
post #2 of 165
Wow. Sounds like everyone had a good time. I hope so, given that eating that many corndogs at once has probably taken 10-12 years of their lifespan.


Hell of a way to go though!!!
post #3 of 165
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I never want to look at another corndog again. Until next year that is.
post #4 of 165
That sounds pretty cool, Diva. But did anyone else think this:

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For those that don't know, National Corndog Day is a celebration of basketball...
was hilarious?
post #5 of 165
Thread Starter 
Corndogs and basketball go hand in hand, my friend.
post #6 of 165
Ain't that the truth.
post #7 of 165
I hope they video recorded the women's division.
post #8 of 165
Corndogs amaze me, because it means someone decided to somehow make hotdogs 4 times more disgusting than they already are. Why would you celebrate an abomination?
post #9 of 165
I don't miss the people I used to know at all.
post #10 of 165
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Corndogs amaze me, because it means someone decided to somehow make hotdogs 4 times more disgusting than they already are.
You mean 10 times more delicious.
post #11 of 165
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Originally Posted by Dean Stockwell's inner child
I used to love corndogs oh so much when I was a wee boy, but I yearned for the corny dog too intensely such that I could not wait for it to come out of the oil and reached into the oil and then OMGWTF!!!!!

Now, I hide behind my false hatred and loathing.

WHY IS EVERYONE SMARTER THAN ME??? WHY DIDN'T THE OTHER KIDS BURN THEIR FLESH ON HOT CORNY OIL?!?!
Ooooh, that explains it.
post #12 of 165
National Corndog Day must be the DSV's favorite made-up food holiday.
post #13 of 165
Thread Starter 
It's that time again. NCD is next Saturday! I guess enough time has passed because I'm excited to start chowing down on some dogs.
post #14 of 165
Mmmmmm, National Corndog Day...

Now I want a corndog.
post #15 of 165
Corndogs, didn't eat them in school. Not going to start now.

But I do salute their use in Sam & Max.
post #16 of 165
You've got me in the mood for Pronto Pups from the MN State Fair, now.
post #17 of 165
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You've got me in the mood for Pronto Pups from the MN State Fair, now.
I need a further away shot.

Still, corndogs are awesome. I applaud the efforts of National Corndog Day and I wish them well in further endeavors.
post #18 of 165
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It's that time again. NCD is next Saturday! I guess enough time has passed because I'm excited to start chowing down on some dogs.
So, if you win this thing, are you going to rock a crown and sash that says "Miss Corndog 2009"? if so, we all request, nay DEMAND, pictures.
post #19 of 165
Is this far enough away for you, Anderson?
post #20 of 165
I want to go to the state fair now. Dammit.
post #21 of 165
Nothin' like a white trash meth head carny handing you a corndog.
post #22 of 165
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Nothin' like a white trash meth head carny handing you a corndog.
Eric, you need to come up here. It's nothing but teenagers manning the Pronto Pup booths at the MN State Fair. Our carnies are all confined to the Midway with the 'catapult a frog' booths.
post #23 of 165
Teenagers have become the number one users of meth-amphetamines since 2002. Be wary, Judas. Be very wary. Wary. VERY!
post #24 of 165
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Teenagers have become the number one users of meth-amphetamines since 2002.VERY!
How else would they end up servicing corndogs?
post #25 of 165
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How else would they end up servicing corndogs?
Servicing???????
post #26 of 165
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How else would they end up servicing corndogs?
::wishes he were a corndog::
post #27 of 165
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Servicing???????
CORN-DOG FUCKER!!!
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post #29 of 165

Nsfw!!!

Actually, there is a better holiday than National Corndog Day... and it's 2 days away!

Not safe for work, folks...

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

EDIT: JUDAS! YOU SUCK!!
post #30 of 165
Someone cue the porn music.

Or get that image of Freud holding a corn dog from Bill & Ted.
post #31 of 165
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How else would they end up servicing corndogs?
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Servicing???????
I was gonna throw out a joke about "sporting a corndog in my pants" but decided to je tais back to Coolsville. Don't want to cheapen the thread, and all that.

ETA: I can see now my attempt to not cheapen the thread was pointless, thanks to Mssers. Judas, Lima, and EdHocken. Thanks, lads!
post #32 of 165
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Don't want to cheapen the thread, and all that.
We crossed that line hours ago... :P
post #33 of 165
Yeah, Lima. We did. Ah, well...

So, girls eating corndogs are like, sexy, or something. Yeah, I got nothing.
post #34 of 165
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She's a biter. Nice!

How can a corndog thread be cheapened more than being a corndog thread?
post #35 of 165
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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post
Actually, there is a better holiday than National Corndog Day... and it's 2 days away!

Not safe for work, folks...

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

EDIT: JUDAS! YOU SUCK!!
Much better than Broccoli and Anal Rape Day.
post #36 of 165
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Much better than Broccoli and Anal Rape Day.
When? Where?
post #37 of 165
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Is this far enough away for you, Anderson?
Only if you blare some Molly Hatchet and you promise me that she doesn't have Herpes.
post #38 of 165
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When? Where?
Right this way, sir...

post #39 of 165
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Right this way, sir...

Take a chance, Martin...

Life is nothing without risk.
post #40 of 165
You'll get to meet the leader and organizer of Broccoli and Anal Rape Day.

Broccoli Obama
post #41 of 165
The truck, or not the truck?

Christ. That's the toughest question ever since the Wheel of Fish....
post #42 of 165
Can someone degrade this thread even more, please?
post #43 of 165
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Can someone degrade this thread even more, please?


I wonder if she wok'ed her dog.
post #44 of 165
Only if you GIF it and have her head go up and down.

Come on gang, this is America. We can do anything!
post #45 of 165
Good, I'm off the hook now.
post #46 of 165
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post
Actually, there is a better holiday than National Corndog Day... and it's 2 days away!

Not safe for work, folks...

http://www.steakandbjday.com/
We Americans sure are great at making up holidays.

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ETA: I can see now my attempt to not cheapen the thread was pointless, thanks to Mssers. Judas, Lima, and EdHocken. Thanks, lads!
The thread is about corndogs. I don't think you have to worry about cheapen its integrity.
post #47 of 165
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Can someone degrade this thread even more, please?

You had to ask, didn't you? This is CHUD, you should already know the answer to that question.
post #48 of 165
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I wonder if she wok'ed her dog.
If anyone can GIF this appropriately, then they win this thread...
post #49 of 165
I would have liked to, but I don't have any computer skills. Just horrible pun skills.

"Broccoli Obama"
"wok'ed her dog"

I'm at an all time low here. Or, an all time high?


... Low.
post #50 of 165
Pun skills eh? In training to become the next Fred Krueger, Cordo?
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