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Caption This!: Harrison Ford edition

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"Old man desperately tries to convince young people he's relevant."
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Was it really that hard to do location shooting for an Indy movie that they had to do it all on green screen?
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"Callista's delicious!"
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Harrison Ford shows off the giant eyeball recently implanted in his crotch.
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"And what did Harrison find the day George Lucas' neck pouch burst? Illumination."
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
"Old man desperately tries to convince young people he's relevant."
...by hosting Nickelodeon's new and improved "Double Dare"!
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Y'know, he had me with that hilarious little kiss-blowing cameo in the Jimmy Kimmel/Ben Affleck video - and then he lost me.
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"Greedo shot first."
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Blade Runnier
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
Blade Runnier
Much, much better than the permutations of "Skin Job" that were running through my head. My lame attempt follows:

"Ford seen here in publicity photo for long awaited Regarding Henry/TMNT: Secret of the Ooze crossover. "Regarding Henry's Ooze" starts filming in June."
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That is what happens when you flip the turtle over.
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"Harrison Ford after smoking a bowl was seen reenacting scenes from You can't do these things on television."
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Toht.. he..


.. he slimed me.

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"The new 'Captain Kangaroo' left a lot to be desired..."
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Sure it didn't pay as well as the Indy gig, but when She-Hulk came in for her first pap smear, the fetishist in Harrison knew those night classes were totally worth it.
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That's the new Special Edition cover for:
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'the next little bastard that makes me say 'i don't know' is gonna get it'
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
"Greedo shot first."
Winner.
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Cutting Harrison Ford's sex scene with Jar Jar Binks out of Episode 1 was one of George Lucas' toughest decisions.
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"Hollywood favourite Harrison Ford having fun at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards!"
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
"Hollywood favourite Harrison Ford having fun at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards!"
Runner-up.
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Hamill's love sauce is as green as the "lightsaber" it pours from.
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
"Greedo shot first."
Winner by a mile.
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"Insert penis here"
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
"Greedo shot first."
For a few brief moments, I tried to figure out why this was so good...then I realized this place is full of a bunch of sick bastards.

and I have been reading my Bible too much.
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