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Caption This!: Harrison Ford edition

post #1 of 26
3/31/08 at 12:47am
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post #2 of 26
3/31/08 at 12:51am
"Old man desperately tries to convince young people he's relevant."
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post #3 of 26
3/31/08 at 1:39am
Was it really that hard to do location shooting for an Indy movie that they had to do it all on green screen?
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post #4 of 26
3/31/08 at 7:52am
"Callista's delicious!"
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post #5 of 26
3/31/08 at 8:04am
Harrison Ford shows off the giant eyeball recently implanted in his crotch.
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post #6 of 26
3/31/08 at 8:05am
"And what did Harrison find the day George Lucas' neck pouch burst? Illumination."
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post #7 of 26
3/31/08 at 9:48am
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
"Old man desperately tries to convince young people he's relevant."
...by hosting Nickelodeon's new and improved "Double Dare"!
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post #8 of 26
3/31/08 at 11:12am
Y'know, he had me with that hilarious little kiss-blowing cameo in the Jimmy Kimmel/Ben Affleck video - and then he lost me.
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post #9 of 26
3/31/08 at 11:27am
"Greedo shot first."
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post #10 of 26
3/31/08 at 11:33am
Blade Runnier
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post #11 of 26
3/31/08 at 11:44am
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
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Much, much better than the permutations of "Skin Job" that were running through my head. My lame attempt follows:

"Ford seen here in publicity photo for long awaited Regarding Henry/TMNT: Secret of the Ooze crossover. "Regarding Henry's Ooze" starts filming in June."
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post #12 of 26
3/31/08 at 11:54am
That is what happens when you flip the turtle over.
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post #13 of 26
3/31/08 at 12:41pm
"Harrison Ford after smoking a bowl was seen reenacting scenes from You can't do these things on television."
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post #14 of 26
3/31/08 at 1:00pm
Toht.. he..


.. he slimed me.

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post #15 of 26
3/31/08 at 1:52pm
"The new 'Captain Kangaroo' left a lot to be desired..."
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post #16 of 26
3/31/08 at 2:11pm
Sure it didn't pay as well as the Indy gig, but when She-Hulk came in for her first pap smear, the fetishist in Harrison knew those night classes were totally worth it.
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post #17 of 26
3/31/08 at 2:24pm
That's the new Special Edition cover for:
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post #18 of 26
4/12/08 at 2:39am
'the next little bastard that makes me say 'i don't know' is gonna get it'
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post #19 of 26
4/12/08 at 2:43am
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
"Greedo shot first."
Winner.
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post #20 of 26
4/13/08 at 8:07pm
Cutting Harrison Ford's sex scene with Jar Jar Binks out of Episode 1 was one of George Lucas' toughest decisions.
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post #21 of 26
4/14/08 at 1:12am
"Hollywood favourite Harrison Ford having fun at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards!"
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post #22 of 26
4/14/08 at 1:12am
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
"Hollywood favourite Harrison Ford having fun at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards!"
Runner-up.
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post #23 of 26
4/14/08 at 2:03am
Hamill's love sauce is as green as the "lightsaber" it pours from.
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post #24 of 26
5/7/08 at 7:10pm
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
"Greedo shot first."
Winner by a mile.
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post #25 of 26
5/7/08 at 7:20pm
"Insert penis here"
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post #26 of 26
5/22/08 at 2:27am
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
"Greedo shot first."
For a few brief moments, I tried to figure out why this was so good...then I realized this place is full of a bunch of sick bastards.

and I have been reading my Bible too much.
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