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Strange almost phone sex encounter

post #1 of 31
4/2/08 at 3:15am
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So I'm sitting at my dining room table talking to the lady fair when my other line beeps. I stupidly click over without checking the number and I get this:

Girl: Hi, is this Jon?
Me: It is.
Girl: I'm dressed up as a school teacher, do you want to be my naughty student?
Me: (Checks number) I think you're a little out of my postal district there babe.
Girl: I've got my pointer all the way in, does that make you hot?
Me: Sorry honey, I'm sure you could find a whole schoolhouse where you live if you want to.

*I hang up*

Gets better though. I tell my girlfriend and she insists on calling the girl to ask how she found me. After the phone is wrestled out of my hand and the call is made this is the conversation between the two of them.

Girlfriend: How'd you find Jon?
Phone Sex Girl: Is this his girlfriend?
Girlfriend: Yeah.
Phone Sex Girl: I found him on MySpace. Are you two into threesomes?

*She hangs up*

Turns out the girl was in Kansas somewhere.

Lesson learned on not checking phone numbers and posting said number on MySpace.
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post #2 of 31
4/2/08 at 3:27am
Posts number on MySpace
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post #3 of 31
4/2/08 at 3:48am
You posted your phone number on MySpace? That's like those kids who posted their apartment numbers and dorm rooms on Facebook then got ass-killed.
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post #4 of 31
4/2/08 at 3:51am
I'm sorry, dude. That's just sort of dumb.


You really posted your number on MySpace? Hell, I feel weird putting my AIM screen name up there.
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post #5 of 31
4/2/08 at 3:55am
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Originally Posted by Vader View Post
I'm sorry, dude. That's just sort of dumb.


You really posted your number on MySpace? Hell, I feel weird putting my AIM screen name up there.
No offense taken, it was a fucking stupid move.

Truth be told I don't remember putting it on there, but I think I did when I had my MySpace on private. Regardless it's off now.
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post #6 of 31
4/2/08 at 5:32am
I used to have my AIM s/n on myspace...but you'd be surprised how many people have so WAAAAY too much time on their hands.
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post #7 of 31
4/2/08 at 6:16am
I am going to post my number on MySpace now and see if anyone calls me.
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post #8 of 31
4/2/08 at 6:19am
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Originally Posted by Warrior Angel View Post
I am going to post my number on MySpace now and see if anyone calls me.
Sweet zombie Jesus, you're back?

Also, link please.
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post #9 of 31
4/2/08 at 1:43pm
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Originally Posted by Warrior Angel View Post
I am going to post my number on MySpace now and see if anyone calls me.
Holy shit, this Wednesday just got infinitely more interesting. How's the movie biz treating you?
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post #10 of 31
4/2/08 at 5:43pm
For a minute there, I thought that phone call was gonna end up being one of the new DARK KNIGHT viral campaigns.
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post #11 of 31
4/2/08 at 5:46pm
I'm disappointed with everyone in this thread.
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post #12 of 31
4/2/08 at 9:25pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
I'm disappointed with everyone in this thread.
Me too. "That's like discovering plutonium...BY ACCIDENT!"
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post #13 of 31
4/3/08 at 12:39am
Thanks for asking, I am doing well. A bunch of buttholes from the official Exorcist website plus Devin Ferasshole contacted WB and they put a cease and desist on my website which was unfortunate since it had been up for like four years. Somebody made it into a myspace page now and published my story but I don't know who, but I am happy it is still available to read. In the meanwhile I have finished the feature length script of Synchronized plus I am working on my LOTR sequel, plus an original script.
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post #14 of 31
4/3/08 at 12:46am
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Originally Posted by Will Kane View Post
For a minute there, I thought that phone call was gonna end up being one of the new DARK KNIGHT viral campaigns.
I'm going to be pissed if I hung up right before the caller is revealed to be the Joker using a voice changer.
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post #15 of 31
4/3/08 at 1:08am
Is Warrior Angel a real person? Did we come to a conclusion about this the first time he was here?
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post #16 of 31
4/3/08 at 1:18am
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Originally Posted by Warrior Angel View Post
I am working on my LOTR sequel
Please say there's an Arwen/Galadriel sex scene with a dildo that glows blue when Orcs are near.
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post #17 of 31
4/3/08 at 1:40am
Dilduril?

Dick of the West?
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post #18 of 31
4/3/08 at 1:47am
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Wait wait, Synchronized like Exorcist: Synchronized? Is this THAT guy?

EDIT: It is!
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post #19 of 31
4/3/08 at 2:28am
Yes, it is I, David Morgan aka Warrior Angel. My LOTR does not only contains homosexuality between Frodo and Sam since it was high time that the issue was finally put to bed, but also discusses genetic mixing via the copulation and subsequent offspring of various races. The first part of the trilogy is called The Fellowship of Mount Gollum.
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post #20 of 31
4/3/08 at 3:03am
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Originally Posted by Warrior Angel View Post
Yes, it is I, David Morgan aka Warrior Angel. My LOTR does not only contains homosexuality between Frodo and Sam since it was high time that the issue was finally put to bed, but also discusses genetic mixing via the copulation and subsequent offspring of various races. The first part of the trilogy is called The Fellowship of Mount Gollum.
I'm an amazing copy-editor.
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post #21 of 31
4/3/08 at 3:31am
And?
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post #22 of 31
4/3/08 at 4:03am
I don't charge anything.
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post #23 of 31
4/3/08 at 4:06am
At least you're supportive. i tried to start an intelligent thread about my original script, THE PRECIOUS SPRING, and was shot down by a bunch of elitist Chud schmucks. I won't take the bait. I tried to be an adult. No more posting.
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post #24 of 31
4/3/08 at 11:55am
Hey! Nice to see you - I'll have to stop over at your MySpace page to see the latest goings on. I know you're on my friends list.
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post #25 of 31
4/3/08 at 1:32pm
Isn't Warrior Angel rabidly Christian? If so, why does his Lord of the Rings script contain homosexuality? Whoever came up with this annoying shtick can't even keep the character straight.
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post #26 of 31
4/3/08 at 1:55pm
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Originally Posted by Warrior Angel View Post
Yes, it is I, David Morgan aka Warrior Angel. My LOTR does not only contains homosexuality between Frodo and Sam since it was high time that the issue was finally put to bed, but also discusses genetic mixing via the copulation and subsequent offspring of various races. The first part of the trilogy is called The Fellowship of Mount Gollum.
So Frodo & Sam mount Gollum? Count me in!
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post #27 of 31
4/3/08 at 2:10pm
Wait, so you're not into threesomes?
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post #28 of 31
4/3/08 at 4:09pm
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Originally Posted by Smeagol View Post
Isn't Warrior Angel rabidly Christian? If so, why does his Lord of the Rings script contain homosexuality? Whoever came up with this annoying shtick can't even keep the character straight.
This came up in the discussion of Exorcist: Synchronized. He hates the gays but still loves hot lesbo action.
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post #29 of 31
4/3/08 at 5:27pm
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
This came up in the discussion of Exorcist: Synchronized. He hates the gays but still loves hot lesbo action.
Like a true religious nut, he has his religious beliefs and only sticks to them when it's convenient. Assuming this isn't some elaborate and obnoxious farce, which I think it is.
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post #30 of 31
4/3/08 at 7:52pm
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Originally Posted by Warrior Angel View Post
Yes, it is I, David Morgan aka Warrior Angel. My LOTR does not only contains homosexuality between Frodo and Sam since it was high time that the issue was finally put to bed, but also discusses genetic mixing via the copulation and subsequent offspring of various races. The first part of the trilogy is called The Fellowship of Mount Gollum.
Please tell us more about the genetic mixing. Is it tasteful?
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post #31 of 31
4/6/08 at 8:55pm
You know what would of been bad ass though, if ur girlfriend got into that shit-- oh fuck yea thats hot!! lol
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