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Hit In The Lip With A Shopping Cart

post #1 of 29
4/2/08 at 9:16pm
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So, I'm herding shopping carts in the parking lot of my employ (K-Mart), and I'm pushing 2 of them together, not knowing how close I am leaning over into the basket, and when I push them together, the metal portion that flips up when their put together, flies up and smacks me in the lip. Thankfully it doesn't look all that bad.

The evidence:

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post #2 of 29
4/2/08 at 9:18pm
It's ok to admit that you're a victim a domestic violence.

We'll support you. With pictures.
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post #3 of 29
4/2/08 at 9:20pm
Sue them!

It's your right as an American!
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post #4 of 29
4/2/08 at 9:22pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Sue them!

It's your right as an American!
Reminds me of J.K. Simmons in Spider-Man.

"Let her sue me, get rich like everyone else in America."
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post #5 of 29
4/2/08 at 9:32pm
May I recommend this man as your attorney

Larry "The Sledge" Rosen
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post #6 of 29
4/2/08 at 9:45pm
Suck it up
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post #7 of 29
4/2/08 at 9:56pm
And put a shirt on. No one wants to see your shoulders.
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post #8 of 29
4/2/08 at 10:21pm
Currently changing my bets for Eko vs. park bench.
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post #9 of 29
4/2/08 at 10:46pm
Pictures or it didn't.... shit.
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post #10 of 29
4/2/08 at 10:51pm
Perspective. You got hit in the lip with just about the smallest piece of a shopping cart, the whole thing didn't concave your face. Man up.
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post #11 of 29
4/2/08 at 10:53pm
This would never happen at Target.
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post #12 of 29
4/2/08 at 11:03pm
That was God's way of telling you to shut yo mouf!
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post #13 of 29
4/2/08 at 11:05pm
Am I the only one who, after reading the thread title, thought this would have something to do with the Flaming Lips?
And that Rene looks a bit like Jermaine from Flight of the Conchords?
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post #14 of 29
4/2/08 at 11:18pm
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Am I the only one who, after reading the thread title, thought this would have something to do with the Flaming Lips?
And that Rene looks a bit like Jermaine from Flight of the Conchords?
As in Hit to Death in the Future Head? I was reminded of that, yeah. That's a great album.
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post #15 of 29
4/2/08 at 11:24pm
You look so sad in that picture, Eko.
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post #16 of 29
4/3/08 at 12:05am
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Originally Posted by Keith Fordyce View Post
You look so sad in that picture, Eko.
The man lost a fight with a shopping cart. It probably took a lot out of him to admit that.

It's ok man, it happens to all of us at some point (wait....)
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post #17 of 29
4/3/08 at 1:01am
Rene, I just need you to upload a clip to YouTube of yourself singing "It's Business Time." That's all.
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post #18 of 29
4/3/08 at 1:52am
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Rene, I just need you to upload a clip to YouTube of yourself singing "It's Business Time." That's all.
If that's what you're into.
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post #19 of 29
4/3/08 at 7:18am
Be thankful you didn't get attacked by a gang of shopping carts. In a Stephen King story.
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post #20 of 29
4/3/08 at 9:15pm
That's nothing. Today I saw a lady get hit in the knees with a car. True story.
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post #21 of 29
4/3/08 at 9:47pm
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Originally Posted by SarahLynne View Post
That's nothing. Today I saw a lady get hit in the knees with a car. True story.
Who won?
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post #22 of 29
4/4/08 at 1:16pm
She got hit in a crosswalk. The car basically just bumpd her, but I think she was okay. She got up and walked to the sidewalk, but both her shoes came off, so who knows. I was at lunch and there were about fifteen people helping her out, so I didn't stick around.
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post #23 of 29
4/4/08 at 1:27pm
Hey, SarahLynne! It's always good to see you pop up around here!

Also, Rene, I think we need an updated picture. How are we, the Chewers, supposed to heal the empathy scars that popped up on our psyches when we saw your picture/heard your trauma without the closure your healing would provide?
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post #24 of 29
4/4/08 at 1:35pm
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Also, Rene, I think we need an updated picture. How are we, the Chewers, supposed to heal the empathy scars that popped up on our psyches when we saw your picture/heard your trauma without the closure your healing would provide?
Geez Summer, its been like two days. He's not Wolverine or something.
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post #25 of 29
4/4/08 at 1:40pm
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Geez Summer, its been like two days. He's not Wolverine or something.
Are you sure? Those are some nice sideburns going on up there...
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post #26 of 29
4/4/08 at 1:47pm
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Originally Posted by SarahLynne View Post
She got hit in a crosswalk. The car basically just bumpd her, but I think she was okay. She got up and walked to the sidewalk, but both her shoes came off, so who knows. I was at lunch and there were about fifteen people helping her out, so I didn't stick around.
If this happened to me, I'd act all triumphant, strut around like a rooster and declare "Car 0 James 1". Afterwards I'd call it a bitch on a message board and begin a blood feud with that model of car.
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post #27 of 29
4/4/08 at 2:17pm
Y' know, you push that cart around and you keep, pushing, pushing, pushing. It was bound to happen. One day, you were going to push a little too far and that cart was going to push back. I mean, what'd you expect was going to happen?
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post #28 of 29
4/4/08 at 3:00pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
Y' know, you push that cart around and you keep, pushing, pushing, pushing. It was bound to happen. One day, you were going to push a little too far and that cart was going to push back. I mean, what'd you expect was going to happen?
You're telling me that shopping carts are starting to rebell against they're shopping masters? Oh dear god no!
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post #29 of 29
4/4/08 at 8:31pm
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Update since Summer mentioned it. Still red, but the small chunk that came out is more prominent.

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