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Man rescues wife from crocodile

post #1 of 11
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Jesus H, Tarzan eat your fuckin heart out....

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Woman escapes croc's jaws with bite wounds

A woman has escaped with bite wounds to her legs after her husband rescued her from the jaws of a crocodile while swimming in a Northern Territory national park.

The 2.5 metre saltwater crocodile was trying to drag the 36-year-old woman underwater at Litchfield National Park yesterday when her husband jumped on the reptile's back and wrestled her free, police said.

"The animal released the woman and swam into a concrete culvert," police said.

The woman was taken to Woolaning community for first aid treatment for eight puncture wounds in her right thigh, a puncture wound in her left thigh and a severe cut to one of her fingers.

She was last night transferred to the Royal Darwin Hospital and a spokeswoman today said she was in a stable condition.

The woman was attacked about 5.30pm (CST) yesterday while wading in water only 1.5 metres deep at the Bamboo Creek Crossing at Litchfield, a national park popular with tourists and about 160km south-west of Darwin.

The crossing is not a designated swimming area.

Ranger Luke Playford said it was the first crocodile attack in the Litchfield National Park, which is regularly trawled for the reptiles.

"The water is only 1.5m deep where the crocodile attacked the woman - which highlights that at this time of the year, following the wet season rains, saltwater crocodiles can find their way into rivers and creeks where they are not normally found," he said.

Mr Playford said it was an "opportunistic attack" and that parks and wildlife would today survey designated swimming areas and set traps for any crocodiles.


http://www.theage.com.au/news/nation...851073179.html
It sure beats a bouquet of flowers in the brownie-points department...
post #2 of 11
He don't look so tough.
post #3 of 11
Someone's never doing household chores again.

"Honey, can you take the trash out?"
"I wrestled a crocodile for you!"
"OK, I'll do it myself."
post #4 of 11
And as the husband and crocodile fought for the woman, Geri Halliwell's cover version of "It's Raining Men" began playing in the background.
post #5 of 11
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Mr Playford said it was an "opportunistic attack".
I hope he has something to back up that alligation.
post #6 of 11
He must be fond of his wife. Opportunities for a hassle-free divorce come along so rarely.
post #7 of 11
However, in failing to turn the crocodile into a pair of shoes, the husband was sent to sleep on the couch for two weeks to 'think it over'.
post #8 of 11
Do we know whether or not it was the same guy that killed that deer with his bare-fucking-hands???
post #9 of 11
At least he didn't kill them his bear-fucking hands.
post #10 of 11
So, its wrong to eat meat or wear fur, but its ok to take a cocodrile's hard earned lunch from him?
Thats just specieist.
post #11 of 11
Please tell me the guy shouted "You're luggage!" after it was over.
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