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MIT creates the creepiest robot

post #1 of 15
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This thing freaks me out. This thing would scare away baby Alien.

http://www.engadget.com/2008/04/03/m...e-your-friend/

There's a video on the page, don't say I didn't warn you.
post #2 of 15
It reminded me of this
post #3 of 15
Could you imagine if someone attached that to the Big Dog robot? It would be some sort of unstoppable centaur robot. It can talk, which means that it's capable of lulling us into a false sense of security, and then it would use it's dexterous hands to throttle us to death. If by any chance we were to free ourselves from it's iron grip, there would be nowhere to hide, because Big Dog can walk over ANYTHING. People...we're fucked.
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post #5 of 15
It worries me very much that they gave it a "mad" expression.
post #6 of 15
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Originally Posted by Trav McGee View Post
It worries me very much that they gave it a "mad" expression.
I wouldn't worry too much about that. There's a Good/Evil switch on its back.


I'm more concerned about the "Confused" expression myself, as in, "I don't know why I am strangling you, human, when I am so happy to have met you."
post #7 of 15
"Can you have sex with it?"
post #8 of 15
If a man can have sex with a picnic table you can have sex with any robot.
post #9 of 15
I think I'm understanding the "mad" expression now.
post #10 of 15
Well, that wasn't bonechilling AT ALL!
post #11 of 15
But can it win at black jack?
post #12 of 15
The "mad" expression is the last thing you will see before the robot rips out your liver and shoves it up your ass.
post #13 of 15
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It reminded me of this
Hey, I wish it was purple. That shade of white is the deadest thing they could have gone with.
post #14 of 15
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But can it win at black jack?
You've just inspired a dozen aspiring screenwriters to start spec scripts for 21: The Movie 2. Look for its ad campaign to clog up your web browser sometime around 2010.
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"Can you have sex with it?"
If by "sex" you mean "being raped by the future till you love it", then yes, you can....buckle up.
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