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The Smithsonian is not smarter than a 5th grader

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Yahoo

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ALLEGAN, Mich. - Is fifth-grader Kenton Stufflebeam smarter than the Smithsonian?

On a winter break trip with his family to the Smithsonian Institution's National Museum of Natural History, the 11-year-old southwestern Michigan boy noticed that a notation, in bold lettering, mistakenly identified the Precambrian as an era.

Since it opened in 1981, millions of people have paraded past the museum's Tower of Time, a display involving prehistoric time. Kenton was the first to point out the error.

Kenton, who lives in Allegan but attends Alamo Elementary School near Kalamazoo, said his fifth-grade teacher, John Chapman, had nearly made the same mistake about the Precambrian in a classroom earth-science lesson before catching himself.

"I knew Mr. Chapman wouldn't tell all these students" bad information, the boy told the Kalamazoo Gazette for a story published Wednesday.

So Kevin Stufflebeam took his son to the museum's information desk to report Kenton's concern on a comment form.

Last week, the boy received a letter from the museum acknowledging that his observation was "spot on."

"The Precambrian is a dimensionless unit of time, which embraces all the time between the origin of Earth and the beginning of the Cambrian Period of geologic time," the letter says.

The solution to the problem would not involve advanced science but rather simply painting over the word "era," the note says.

While no previous visitors to the museum had brought up the error, it has long rankled the paleobiology department's staff, who noticed it even before the Tower of Time was erected 27 years ago, said Lorraine Ramsdell, educational technician for the museum.

"The question is, why was it put up with that on it in the first place?" Ramsdell said.

Excited as he was to receive the correspondence from museum officials, he couldn't help but point out that it was addressed to Kenton Slufflebeam.

In Allegany.
Bwahahahaha! Ahahahahaaha! Whoooo! Americans are stupid.
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Spoke for yerself.
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What the hell kind of name is Stufflebeam anyways? No wonder he knows so much about science.
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I feel sorry for the kid. Probably gets picked on constantly. No one likes a teachers pet. Plus, the name is icing on the cake. Kenton? The parents really wanted all the childhood angst drawn out on their son.
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
What the hell kind of name is Stufflebeam anyways? No wonder he knows so much about science.
Sounds like a Harry Potter name to me. I like how the nerdy scientists have been bitching about the error for almost 30 years but the Smithsonian hasn't bothered to changed it until now.
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Tell ya something this kid won't be spotting anytime soon, poonany!
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Rep Rep Rep Rep Rep
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Diva posts an article about misspellings lol
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Huh?
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
I feel sorry for the kid. Probably gets picked on constantly. No one likes a teachers pet. Plus, the name is icing on the cake. Kenton? The parents really wanted all the childhood angst drawn out on their son.
He just needs a bit of a makeover and some rep. Kent "The Stuff" Stufflebeam has a decent ring to it.
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He just needs a bit of a makeover and some rep. Kent "The Stuff" Stufflebeam has a decent ring to it.
Then he'd better make with the cool nickname ASAP. With a name like Kenton Stufflebeam, he probably gets beaten with his own science book on a regular basis.
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Diva posts an article about misspellings lol
The article wasn't about the misspelling of the kids name. It was about him spotting an error in the museum which misrepresented something. The misspelling of his name was just a side note.
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Kevin Stufflebeam
That can't be a real name. Can't be.
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Originally Posted by gravedigger View Post
Sounds like a Harry Potter name to me.
My thoughts exactly.
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NASA not smarter than a 13-year old

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BERLIN (AFP) - A 13-year-old German schoolboy corrected NASA's estimates on the chances of an asteroid colliding with Earth, a German newspaper reported Tuesday, after spotting the boffins had miscalculated.

ico Marquardt used telescopic findings from the Institute of Astrophysics in Potsdam (AIP) to calculate that there was a 1 in 450 chance that the Apophis asteroid will collide with Earth, the Potsdamer Neuerster Nachrichten reported.

NASA had previously estimated the chances at only 1 in 45,000 but told its sister organisation, the European Space Agency (ESA), that the young whizzkid had got it right.

The schoolboy took into consideration the risk of Apophis running into one or more of the 40,000 satellites orbiting Earth during its path close to the planet on April 13 2029.

Those satellites travel at 3.07 kilometres a second (1.9 miles), at up to 35,880 kilometres above earth -- and the Apophis asteroid will pass by earth at a distance of 32,500 kilometres.

If the asteroid strikes a satellite in 2029, that will change its trajectory making it hit earth on its next orbit in 2036.

Both NASA and Marquardt agree that if the asteroid does collide with earth, it will create a ball of iron and iridium 320 metres (1049 feet) wide and weighing 200 billion tonnes, which will crash into the Atlantic Ocean.

The shockwaves from that would create huge tsunami waves, destroying both coastlines and inland areas, whilst creating a thick cloud of dust that would darken the skies indefinitely.

The 13-year old made his discovery as part of a regional science competition for which he submitted a project entitled: "Apophis -- The Killer Astroid."
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