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If you die, no-one will know!

post #1 of 107
4/4/08 at 10:54am
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Just had a thought. I presume that most Chewers' friends don't use CHUD that much, if at all.

So if you suddenly die, there is a strong possibility that your fellow Chewers would never find out. They would just think that you had moved on from CHUD. (Which, in a sense, you would have)
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post #2 of 107
4/4/08 at 10:56am
Happy Friday, everyone!
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post #3 of 107
4/4/08 at 10:59am
Well, we didn't see Mcnooj in chat for a week, there were some theories...
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post #4 of 107
4/4/08 at 10:59am
And that's just the way I want it!
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post #5 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:01am
Hmm, a thread on depression and now this, Bluelou?

I think I see where this is going.
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post #6 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:02am
Is it me, or does this sound like a wager?
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post #7 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:02am
I've taken a tip from the syndicated cartoonists and made arrangements to have my protege take over my screen name when I'm dead. For all you know it's already happened.
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post #8 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:04am
I like/am terrified by the thought of a Family Circus-esque Dead Grandpa version of BobClark hanging around the boards, while young Billy BobClark Keane takes over.
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post #9 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:06am
I'm covered. Jcr39 and I are friends in real life. She and I post at another board together, where a couple of my other close real life friends also post. One of those friends comes in to see me at Job #2 on a fairly regular basis. If I died, naturally my co-workers would know about it and tell my friend. She'd tell jcr39. Jcr39 would tell you guys. You'd know I was dead. Simple.
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post #10 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:12am
It's like the Chud version of a living will.
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post #11 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:12am
I have a few good friends that post semi-regularly on this board. If I die, I hope they don't post the gory details, unless it's a funny tragedy.
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post #12 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:13am
Is MyCHUDDeathSpace.com available?
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post #13 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:14am
Selective myspace friends will have to break the news to all of you.
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post #14 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:16am
Yeah, I'm screwed. But I haven't been here for longer than a month yet anyway, so it doesn't really matter.
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post #15 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:20am
Jay will let us know.

(you are the guy that looks like silent bob, right?)
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post #16 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:20am
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
Is MyCHUDDeathSpace.com available?
I got a great idea, lets have chewers write advanced obituary for other chewers.

It would be hilarious.
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post #17 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:20am
I wonder if it's possible to write a goodbye thread from the grave.
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post #18 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:23am
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
I wonder if it's possible to write a goodbye thread from the grave.
I'm sure the afterlife has wi-fi.
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post #19 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:25am
I'm covered. Rath's brother is going to post a death notice for me.
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post #20 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:27am
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Jay will let us know.

(you are the guy that looks like silent bob, right?)
Yep, that's me.


I'm still screwed.
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post #21 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:40am
If you guys should come across a headline reading "Sacramento Bunko Artist Bludgeoned To Death By Vengeful Seniors," well, that's probably me. Or my assistant Dale.
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post #22 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:43am
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
Is MyCHUDDeathSpace.com available?
.biz would be cheaper. Or TakingaReaping.com might work.
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post #23 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:43am
I have to put it in my will:

Upon my death, the executor of this will should inform everyone on Chud.com from The Gayest to Stunt Poop of my demise

I need to call my lawyer now.
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post #24 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:46am
"He's dead. Looks like auto erotic asphyxiation."

"My God. Not another one. Quick, has anyone informed his favorite message board?"
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post #25 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:46am
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Originally Posted by C.Swicegood View Post
I have to put it in my will:

Upon my death the executor of this will should inform everyone on Chud.com from The Gayest to Stunt Poop of my demise

I need to call my lawyer now.
Does Fabfunk still peruse these boards every so often? If so, you may wanna reconsider.
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post #26 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:50am
Actually, this did kind of happen to me on a board I posted at years ago. It was an okay place, nothing that exciting, and after a while - right before 9/11 actually - I lost interest in it and didn't post for a while. When the attacks happened, the posters took a quick count of NYers on the board and who wasn't checking in - I was one of them. So apparently, they all kind of freaked out a little, and figured I was dead. About a year later, I stuck my head back into the board to say hi, how's it going, sorry I haven't posted in a long time, how's everyone? Let me tell ya, the reception I got was fairly frosty. It was pretty much "Oh, you're back. Well - thanks for letting us know you didn't die in the 9/11 attacks. Bitch." I mean, it wasn't a board where I got close to alot of people, so it wasn't a situation where I thought, "I've gotten to be pretty good friends with some of those folks, I'd better let them know I'm okay" - you know, like THIS board. I honestly didn't think about it.
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post #27 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:54am
I think it would be pretty hilarious if you came back from a long hiatus to find a PM from stunt poop, worried that you may have died.
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post #28 of 107
4/4/08 at 11:58am
If I died, DaveB would tell you guys. If I stop posting and DaveB doesn't say a word about it, call the police right away.
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post #29 of 107
4/4/08 at 12:02pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger View Post
I'm covered. Rath's brother is going to post a death notice for me.
You're lucky I like you. Have fun hanging out with Denny Duquette and Coach Taylor.
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post #30 of 107
4/4/08 at 12:04pm
Oh, you'll know. That's what that one setting in Edit Options is for.

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post #31 of 107
4/4/08 at 12:05pm
That Jared Leto picture kills me. But you gave up RDJ too quickly.
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post #32 of 107
4/4/08 at 12:12pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
You're lucky I like you. Have fun hanging out with Denny Duquette and Coach Taylor.
I kid because I care, sir!
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post #33 of 107
4/4/08 at 12:15pm
I will never die, so my quick wit and sunny disposition will forever grace these boards.
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post #34 of 107
4/4/08 at 12:18pm
If Moltisanti dies, I'll watch all the Van Damme, Steven Segal, Dolph Lundgreen movies in a giant depressing ass kicking marathon.
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post #35 of 107
4/4/08 at 12:24pm
What's really sad is that I just know that if I meet my end prematurely, the last thought of mine is going to be 'Someone tell the CHUD gang!'

Christ, I need a job...
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post #36 of 107
4/4/08 at 12:27pm
If Micah goes, we'll all know because of the Quickening on the boards.
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post #37 of 107
4/4/08 at 12:29pm
I plan on going out riding a nuke, so chances are a large number of you will be instantaneously disintegrated along with me.

There will be no more internet/society for the survivors.
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post #38 of 107
4/4/08 at 12:47pm
Has anyone ouija'd Chris Wood? I'm fairly certain he's on the Other Side.

I can't tell if I'm joking or not.
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post #39 of 107
4/4/08 at 12:51pm
If I die anytime in the near future, I plan on paying a couple of CHUD readers a surprise visit.

Is this thread the result of just some random passing thought? If so, I'm starting another one called Why does that guy on the 6th Floor always think out loud on the shitter?
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post #40 of 107
4/4/08 at 12:52pm
Am I the only one whose edits are sometimes resulting in double posts?
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post #41 of 107
4/4/08 at 12:59pm
If anything, this board will drive me to suicide. Especially after reading the Gone Fishin' thread.
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post #42 of 107
4/4/08 at 1:30pm
Sure, I may die... but with all the toxins leaking into the well water around here, I'll be back.


'Course my posting skills might be off a bit.... BRAIIIINNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!
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post #43 of 107
4/4/08 at 1:52pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
Has anyone ouija'd Chris Wood? I'm fairly certain he's on the Other Side.

I can't tell if I'm joking or not.
Yeah, he started the b-action movie thread, and now he's nowhere to be seen.

Just try to stay alive people.
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post #44 of 107
4/4/08 at 1:54pm
How do you know I'm not dead already? Dun-Dun-DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
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post #45 of 107
4/4/08 at 2:05pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI View Post
How do you know I'm not dead already? Dun-Dun-DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Cause dead people have more important things to do than suffer the living on a movie message board.
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post #46 of 107
4/4/08 at 2:21pm
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Originally Posted by Trejo View Post
I plan on going out riding a nuke, so chances are a large number of you will be instantaneously disintegrated along with me.
And really, that's the best way to handle this scenario. Neat, clean, done. No sitting around wondering who'd miss me more*. Just take everyone with you. Ka-BOOM, y'know?

(*Although I strongly suspect **Devin would miss me the most.)

(**That was sarcasm.)
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post #47 of 107
4/4/08 at 2:26pm
Forum: Chewers Catch-All
Thread Title: What does a heart attack feel like?
Message: I was just checking out the "Dave Davis' Head Will Explode!" thread and have a pinching sensation across my chest and down my right arm. Does anyone knowfnal;knaf;laknnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnn
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post #48 of 107
4/4/08 at 2:33pm
This probably sounds a bit lame, but my brother has a list of people he should email in case something should happen to me. I only started this because I had a friend on LJ that just up and disappeared - we went through a lot of worry before someone was able to contact someone in real life and found out she'd been in a car accident.

Trying to explain this to someone who has no online presence is kind of weird, though. I mean, people you interact with online on a regular basis, they might not be directly affected by your disappearing, but still they might wonder.

(In the interest of full disclosure, Patrick is in charge of the CHUD thing, and I fully expect him to write a song for me and create some type of moving and softly-lit montage video on youtube to commemorate my passing. )
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post #49 of 107
4/4/08 at 2:40pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post

(*Although I strongly suspect **Devin would miss me the most.)

(**That was sarcasm.)

No need for sarcasm. I've only been a member of the boards for under a month, but I've been reading for almost 10 years. One thing I've come to realize is that Devin may seem like a gruff asshole, but he's really got a heart of gold underneath. He's just a big teddy bear is all. I know he'd miss all of us.*


*(All of that was sarcasm.)
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post #50 of 107
4/4/08 at 4:52pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Cause dead people have more important things to do than suffer the living on a movie message board.
How many dead people do you hang out with? While it may not be the same exactly, I believe CHUD is where innocence goes to die.
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