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post #51 of 107
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
While it may not be the same exactly, I believe CHUD is where innocence goes to die.
Also humor.
post #52 of 107
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Originally Posted by summer smile View Post
This probably sounds a bit lame, but my brother has a list of people he should email in case something should happen to me. I only started this because I had a friend on LJ that just up and disappeared - we went through a lot of worry before someone was able to contact someone in real life and found out she'd been in a car accident.

Trying to explain this to someone who has no online presence is kind of weird, though. I mean, people you interact with online on a regular basis, they might not be directly affected by your disappearing, but still they might wonder.

(In the interest of full disclosure, Patrick is in charge of the CHUD thing, and I fully expect him to write a song for me and create some type of moving and softly-lit montage video on youtube to commemorate my passing. )
STAY ALIVE!

If I suddenly croaked I don't think anyone on here would notice. But I have a friend who posts here so I could get him to pass on the info all the same.
post #53 of 107
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Originally Posted by Nexus-7 View Post
STAY ALIVE!

If I suddenly croaked I don't think anyone on here would notice. But I have a friend who posts here so I could get him to pass on the info all the same.
Yes, but the question is, will you find me?

Also, yes, please update your emergency contact list!
post #54 of 107
Darth Chocula would probably report it eventually. We live in the same city, work at the same kind of job, and know a lot of the same people.

But honestly I don't care if you know I'm dead or not, and I don't think you'd care either.
post #55 of 107
But what if we have a big argument and you disappear, WG? I'd rather know you were dead than just alive somewhere, hating me!
post #56 of 107
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Originally Posted by summer smile View Post
Yes, but the question is, will you find me?
I WILL FIND YOU!


This came up in another thread one time. It's bizarre to think about really. I wonder how many dead chewers are out there?

*stares blankly*
post #57 of 107
Anyone here who's dead or missing, raise your hand.
post #58 of 107
(*Raises hand*)

Kidding! Just kidding! Really, just cranky and listless, but otherwise breathing.
post #59 of 107
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
But honestly I don't care if you know I'm dead or not, and I don't think you'd care either.

Just speaking objectively, I've seen your picture. When an attractive girl dies, EVERYONE CARES.
post #60 of 107
But those ugly girls can go fuck themselves!
post #61 of 107
That's usually what they have to resort to, yes.
post #62 of 107
The only way anyone would know if I died is when Nick notices I've been doing no work on the site. Even then he won't think I've died and instead run off to work for goldengirlsreunion.com
post #63 of 107
Threads like this give people bad ideas. How long til some doofus fakes his/her death on the boards? That's a thing, right? People do that?
post #64 of 107
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Threads like this give people bad ideas. How long til some doofus fakes his/her death on the boards? That's a thing, right? People do that?
It's happened at least twice in the seven years I've been reading the boards.
post #65 of 107
Dude, Bluelouboyle went to all that trouble to put this little scheme together and make these threads, and you fucking ruined it before he could even post his suicide note.
post #66 of 107
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It's happened at least twice in the seven years I've been reading the boards.
If I recall correctly, these didn't exactly prompt mass outbursts of sympathy and/or regret, either.
post #67 of 107
I think you're right.

By the way, when I go, I want you to play the drum solo from "Wipeout" at my funeral. Matchstick will give you directions.
post #68 of 107
I remember the big one, who was the other person who claimed death?
post #69 of 107
I can't remember the name, I think it was some guy who'd only been around a short time. This was a while back.
post #70 of 107
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By the way, when I go, I want you to play the drum solo from "Wipeout" at my funeral. Matchstick will give you directions.
I'll bring the fruit salad.
post #71 of 107
Show of hands: how many Chewers have a Pomeranian or similar pet that is just praying you croak at home and go unfound long enough for it to get some serious face-snacking going?
post #72 of 107
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Actually, this did kind of happen to me on a board I posted at years ago. It was an okay place, nothing that exciting, and after a while - right before 9/11 actually - I lost interest in it and didn't post for a while. When the attacks happened, the posters took a quick count of NYers on the board and who wasn't checking in - I was one of them. So apparently, they all kind of freaked out a little, and figured I was dead. About a year later, I stuck my head back into the board to say hi, how's it going, sorry I haven't posted in a long time, how's everyone? Let me tell ya, the reception I got was fairly frosty. It was pretty much "Oh, you're back. Well - thanks for letting us know you didn't die in the 9/11 attacks. Bitch." I mean, it wasn't a board where I got close to alot of people, so it wasn't a situation where I thought, "I've gotten to be pretty good friends with some of those folks, I'd better let them know I'm okay" - you know, like THIS board. I honestly didn't think about it.

If you die, can I have your posters and shit?
post #73 of 107
Can we select a user and kill him in offering to the boards?

We could do it once a year to make sure we get a good crop!
post #74 of 107
Killing me won't bring back your fucking peanut butter, Tati!
post #75 of 107
I nominate Tati!
post #76 of 107
I was thinking on nominating Isildur's...
post #77 of 107
Remember, the sacrifice must be a virgin!
post #78 of 107
Patrick, CHUD is no longer safe. Leave the house, NOW.
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post #80 of 107
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Originally Posted by Renn Brown View Post
P.S. Here's where I keep my porn logins.
post #81 of 107
I'm alive and none of you know.
post #82 of 107
I've been dead, on the inside, for many, many, years. My exterior, however, is on it's third regeneration (played by Jon Pertwee) and is currently enjoying a brisk English morning's drive in my car, Bessie.

post #83 of 107
Timothy,



And oddly enough I've got my first Pertwee story coming in the mail tomarrow. Talk about coincidence!
post #84 of 107
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Originally Posted by teledork View Post
If you die, can I have your posters and shit?
Sure, you can have the posters, whatever. But based on the conversations you and I have had via PM, you know damn well you'd better bury me with my "Lost" DVDs lining the coffin.
post #85 of 107
I stalk Lisa in my offtime. If anyone's interested I'll link to the Twitter I keep of her movements.

She picked her nose at 3:16 today and wiped it on a chair.
post #86 of 107
That's nothing - right after that, I scratched my ass on the doorknob to my boss' office.
post #87 of 107
I do that all the time! That's how I get back at people who piss me off. I rub their stuff on my bottom.
post #88 of 107
Remind me never to have you over for tea.
post #89 of 107
I've told my girlfriend to inform my bosses at DVDActive if I ever die, since they're located in the UK and wouldn't have any other way of knowing I wasn't just ignoring them.

I'm sure the CHUD.com people will know I've departed because of the glorious, flash animated tribute that will run for years on the DVDActive.com main page.

I'm sure of it.
post #90 of 107
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
I was thinking on nominating Isildur's...
Seconded!!
post #91 of 107
Speaking of dropping dead, I didn't want to start a thread for it but if any grown-up chewers have a life insurance policy they're really excited about, I could use a recommendation. PMs are fine. Thanks.
post #92 of 107
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Speaking of dropping dead, I didn't want to start a thread for it but if any grown-up chewers have a life insurance policy they're really excited about, I could use a recommendation. PMs are fine. Thanks.
post #93 of 107
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Sure, you can have the posters, whatever. But based on the conversations you and I have had via PM, you know damn well you'd better bury me with my "Lost" DVDs lining the coffin.
I wouldn't want them anyway as I have my own. Plus, yours likely have that thin layer of drool on them.
post #94 of 107
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Speaking of dropping dead, I didn't want to start a thread for it but if any grown-up chewers have a life insurance policy they're really excited about, I could use a recommendation. PMs are fine. Thanks.
I sold it when I was financial planner PM me or post your questions and I'll be happy to answer them.
post #95 of 107
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I love you.

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Originally Posted by teledork View Post
I wouldn't want them anyway as I have my own. Plus, yours likely have that thin layer of drool on them.
Hey, he's dreamy because he notices how the light scatters, and because he has to think for a minute when you ask him his name. And because he can only remember two out of three playing cards. I like a man who can only remember two out of three playing cards.
post #96 of 107
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
I like a man who can only remember two out of three playing cards.
So are you saying, 1 out of 3 times is like the first time? You pervert!
post #97 of 107
Thank you for the Old Glory picture. It made me smile on the inside, and then cower in fear because of the robots...dick.
post #98 of 107
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Originally Posted by gravedigger View Post
I remember the big one, who was the other person who claimed death?
Remember when Rath claimed his girlfriend was killed in a car crash? And then said his brother made those posts?
post #99 of 107
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
So are you saying, 1 out of 3 times is like the first time? You pervert!


"You are weirgin? I like weirgins."
post #100 of 107
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
I was thinking on nominating Isildur's...
Nice use of elipses. I'd hate for you to accidentally bring him back by mentioning his name.
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