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post #1 of 11
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So, we're on vacation this week down in FL, and I start frying some bacon for my son for breakfast. I get finished, and want to dispose of the grease in a can. I pick up the frying pan, and as I'm pouring the grease into the can (which I'm holding w/ my left hand), a drop goes on the electric burner and flashes a bit of flame. Startled, I move my right hand, and pour grease onto my left hand. Ouch. 1st & 2nd degree burns:



We go to a walk-in clinic, and I tell the doc what happens. He asks which fingers hurt the most (the first 2) and he begins wiping them down with some kind of ointment (I think). Then he grabs my wrist, says, "Don't move," and sticks a 3 inch needle into the joint just below my fingerprint and injects a numbing agent. Ou-fucking-ch. And this proceeds for my other 3 fingers (not the thumb). If you look at the pic, you can see the little dots on each finger where he injected. I'm now putting a cream on my fingers 2x daily, and taking hydrocodone for the pain. So the week can't go anywhere but up, right?
post #2 of 11
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Originally Posted by Martianman View Post
So the week can't go anywhere but up, right?
Oh god, don't say that. Don't ever say that.

Sounds painful, wish you a speedy recovery. That can't be helping with the CHUD messageboarding.
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post #4 of 11
Could've been worse. Could've been your right hand.
post #5 of 11
Ouch. I once got second degree lip burns from a hotpocket. A hotpocket! How does that even happen?!

Hope you get better soon. You know...when your new skin growns in.
post #6 of 11
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Originally Posted by Penny Lane View Post
Ouch. I once got second degree lip burns from a hotpocket. A hotpocket! How does that even happen?!
hoooot poooockettt!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jFFTwnYXI20
post #7 of 11
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI View Post
That's hilarious and dead on. Hotpockets can explain any and all of my medical problems from 1999-2001. I've learned my lesson. Walking around campus with a burned off lip (which to some, closely resembled herpes) was uber embarrassing.

"I swear...uhhh...it's a hotpocket burn."
post #8 of 11
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Originally Posted by PoppySeeds View Post
I wish my story was that, "I had my hand on this stripper's tit, and she suddenly burst into flame." I'm actually getting quite adept at typing using my right hand and my left thumb.
post #9 of 11
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Originally Posted by FrankCobretti View Post
Could've been worse. Could've been your right hand.
Frank is so classy, even wanking jokes sound proper.
post #10 of 11
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That was actually one of the first comments I made about it not being my right hand.

The human body is a thing of wonder--today, if you look at my hand, there is hardly any indication that I burned it. The blisters are almost all gone and I have more of a sunburn-look on my fingers than anything else.
post #11 of 11
If it peels, it would be awesome if it came off all at once. You could put it up on a bookshelf.
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