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post #1 of 42
4/9/08 at 10:00pm
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From the hilarious comments:

"I won't even pick a crumb from the ground if I know is coming from MC Donals, Much least my five kids that love ketchup on the fries."
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post #2 of 42
4/9/08 at 10:05pm
That first paragraph is amazingly nonsensical. And then it gets worse.
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post #3 of 42
4/9/08 at 10:06pm
First Burger King, now this? Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that Wendy is a tranny. It's like there's no place left for families to worship while eating processed food.
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post #4 of 42
4/9/08 at 10:17pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that Wendy is a tranny.
So, what? Wendell?
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post #5 of 42
4/9/08 at 10:30pm
They's queer'n up our Happy Meals!
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post #6 of 42
4/9/08 at 10:33pm
You can always get a heaping helping of the lord at In-n-Out.
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post #7 of 42
4/9/08 at 10:35pm
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
You can always get a heaping helping of the lord at In-n-Out.
The last time I had a heaping helping of the old In-n-Out the only thing the Lord gave me was a prolapsed rectum.
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post #8 of 42
4/9/08 at 10:49pm
I'm just saying, do you have to be SO gay? You can't tone it down a little? No? Alright. Just checking. Just thought I'd check.
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post #9 of 42
4/9/08 at 11:03pm
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"Finaly a logical reason to boycot the golden arch."
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post #10 of 42
4/10/08 at 12:47am
The fewer people who patronize McDonald's the better.
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post #11 of 42
4/10/08 at 1:24am
So does Arby's mean it's all man? And by all man, I mean the kind of man that is usually depicted on COPS shirtless and drunk?
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post #12 of 42
4/10/08 at 1:24am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
First Burger King, now this? Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that Wendy is a tranny. It's like there's no place left for families to worship while eating processed food.
I hear Chik-Fil-A has the ten commandments, so there ya go.
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post #13 of 42
4/10/08 at 1:33am
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Originally Posted by Seabass Inna Bun View Post
The fewer people who patronize McDonald's the better.
Mysterious ways, all I'm sayin'. Praise His name.
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post #14 of 42
4/10/08 at 1:44am
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"Finaly a logical reason to boycot the golden arch."
Yes, finally. Now I can shed any inhibitions I had about boycotting Mickey D's for the wrong reasons.
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post #15 of 42
4/10/08 at 2:25am
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Originally Posted by some dipshit
"I used to eat Big Macs occassionally but you can be sure I'll never grace those doors again unless I need to use their bathroom, and then I guess I'll have to watch my back now!!"
I love how homophobes are narcissistic enough to think all them butt-pirates are out to rape them.
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post #16 of 42
4/10/08 at 2:34am
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Mysterious ways, all I'm sayin'. Praise His name.
Whose name? McDonald's? Naw, fuck that clown.
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post #17 of 42
4/10/08 at 3:04am
McDonald's ain't worried...they still have a great cash flow from body-builders with rock hard abs. Those guys need their jetpack fuel.
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post #18 of 42
4/10/08 at 9:16pm
What exactly is this homosexual "Agenda" I keep hearing so much about?
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post #19 of 42
4/10/08 at 9:16pm
Step 1: Make everyone gay.
Step 2: Look at all the gay men and women we can have sex with now!
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post #20 of 42
4/10/08 at 9:29pm
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"I won't even pick a crumb from the ground if I know is coming from MC Donals, Much least my five kids that love ketchup on the fries."
Five bucks says neaux posted this.
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post #21 of 42
4/10/08 at 9:39pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Step 1: Make everyone gay.
Step 2: Look at all the gay men and women we can have sex with now!
Shouldn't everyone be bi instead, Patrick? That way EVERYONE can have sex with EVERYONE!!! AND have fries with that!!!
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post #22 of 42
4/10/08 at 9:44pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
It's like there's no place left for families to worship processed food.
Fixed.
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post #23 of 42
4/10/08 at 9:45pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Shouldn't everyone be bi instead, Patrick? That way EVERYONE can have sex with EVERYONE!!! AND have fries with that!!!
Gay people are pretty selfish. I guess the hellbound have a tendency to be.
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post #24 of 42
4/10/08 at 9:47pm
Yeah I know, queers only like fucking their own gender. Heaven forbid they do that!
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post #25 of 42
4/10/08 at 9:56pm
I bet the guy who wrote that dumb as shit blog doesn't realize that just about every major corporation gives to just about every cause out there. And is anyone really surprised? I mean how straight can you be with "Filet-O-Fish" on your menu?
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post #26 of 42
4/10/08 at 10:25pm
"Among the many other things that the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce promotes is hate crimes [legislation], the ENDA [Employment Non-Discrimination Act]. [T]hey're dedicated to pushing the homosexual agenda."

Becaue promoting equality means you hate Jesus
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post #27 of 42
4/11/08 at 12:25am
And not only that...McDonalds supports ABORTION!

"Thank you for the update on this so-called family restaurant. I have not stepped foot into a McDonalds Restaurant for about 10 years. That is when I found out that McDonalds supports the ABORTION AGENDA and has donated enormous amounts of money to keep the Abortion Agenda Alive,........But not God's Babies. Now they are participating in the Gay and Lesbian Homosexual Activist Organizations. Lord Have Mercy on their Souls."

"Keep Abortion Agenda alive" Heh The irony!
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post #28 of 42
4/11/08 at 2:15am
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks View Post
I bet the guy who wrote that dumb as shit blog doesn't realize that just about every major corporation gives to just about every cause out there. And is anyone really surprised? I mean how straight can you be with "Filet-O-Fish" on your menu?
Wasn't the Filet-O-Fish created to appease uppity no-meat-on-Friday Catholics?
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post #29 of 42
4/11/08 at 3:23am
And fish-isn't-a-meat was created by a Pope who owned many fish farms.
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post #30 of 42
4/11/08 at 3:24am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
And fish-isn't-a-meat was created by a Pope who owned many fish farms.
I demand a link.
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post #31 of 42
4/11/08 at 3:29am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
And fish-isn't-a-meat was created by a Pope who owned many fish farms.
Right now I'm picturing catholic bishops, riding dolphins and herding sardines.
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post #32 of 42
4/11/08 at 3:45am
In the original Latin text of Pope Paul VI's apostolic constitution Paenitemini we find the following:
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Abstinentiae lex vetat carne vesei, non autem ovis, lacticiniis et quibuslibet condimentis etiam ex adipe animalium [III:1].

(Translation): The law of abstinence forbids the use of meat, but not of eggs, the products of milk, or condiments made of animal fat [III:1].
The word used for meat is carnis. In modern English, the word meat can refer to any animal flesh. But, in the Latin cited here, it refers to mammals and birds only. So, fish, seafood, amphibians, and insects are permitted (assuming Catholics want to eat some of them); but mammals and fowls are not.

Pope Paul IV was born Giovanni Battista Enrico Antonio Maria to a family of considerable nobility, who owned large fisheries in Lombardy.

He also is suspected of ties to Mussolini and enabling some leading Nazi officers to escape the collapse of the Third Reich. Great guy.
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post #33 of 42
4/11/08 at 3:45am
Those are some of the filthiest sounding euphemisms I've ever heard, stelios.
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post #34 of 42
4/11/08 at 5:09am
I just can't stand that equal rights are perceived as a radical agenda to some people.
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post #35 of 42
4/11/08 at 2:02pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
In the original Latin text of Pope Paul VI's apostolic constitution Paenitemini we find the following:


The word used for meat is carnis. In modern English, the word meat can refer to any animal flesh. But, in the Latin cited here, it refers to mammals and birds only. So, fish, seafood, amphibians, and insects are permitted (assuming Catholics want to eat some of them); but mammals and fowls are not.
See also the Capybara, which is clearly a rodent, but is classified as fish by the church. Religious people are hella gullible. Who knew.

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Originally Posted by Smeagol View Post
I just can't stand that equal rights are perceived as a radical agenda to some people.
"How dare they try to get what we already have and take for granted! They're taking over!"
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post #36 of 42
4/11/08 at 9:15pm
I don't know why everyone is surprised by this, a "getting a Happy Meal" has been gay code for years.

At least, I hope it has.
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post #37 of 42
4/11/08 at 9:26pm
I don't what places you were going to. But the phrase "Coke, Sprite or Orange" is not normal lingo.
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post #38 of 42
4/11/08 at 9:30pm
Just don't ask for "McNuggets." It's expensive and unpleasant for all involved.
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post #39 of 42
4/12/08 at 1:28am
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
See also the Capybara, which is clearly a rodent, but is classified as fish by the church.
I think they said it just to see who'd believe it. I imagine next year cows will be declared vegetables. Big, beefy vegetables that go 'moo'.
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post #40 of 42
4/12/08 at 2:57am
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade View Post
"How dare they try to get what we already have and take for granted! They're taking over!"
Exactly. I'd ask if people haven't learned anything from the abolishment of slavery and the like, but I'm afraid we already know the answer.

It really is depressing watching these prejudiced fuckers operate.
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post #41 of 42
4/29/08 at 5:34pm
Who the hell is Agenda, and why is she fuckin' with my McNuggets?
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post #42 of 42
5/4/08 at 1:24am
I like my sodomy the same way I like my fast food - 100% heterosexual.

OK, 99%. But I was in college, and I just didn't know that's what Jack In The Box meant. It totally sounds hetro. These days, nothing but pussy and Big Macs.
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