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Raising a child means making difficult decisions

post #1 of 16
4/10/08 at 8:04pm
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http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_8879794

I love my city.
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post #2 of 16
4/10/08 at 8:09pm
There's a kid who won't be reading Kafka at 9.
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post #3 of 16
4/10/08 at 8:33pm
Let's not jump the gun here. They might have actual interest as to which gang provides the baby with more security and type of preferred weapons.

I know I'd rather have my child roll with a Tec-9 instead some pussy 9mm Glock.
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post #4 of 16
4/10/08 at 8:38pm
'spect before Tecs, Vader. Always.
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post #5 of 16
4/10/08 at 9:10pm
I suspect this is how Tony and Maria from West Side Story would have ended up.
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post #6 of 16
4/10/08 at 9:33pm
The parents are fools. Isn't it obvious that this child could unite both the Crips and the Ballers at the local recreation center where both gangs can play and have a good time?



"I mean, Come On!"
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post #7 of 16
4/10/08 at 9:47pm
I am begging God that this kid grows up to be gay, folk singing, pacifist. " Down with the Crips and Ballers mom and dad. I throw my set up for the mutha fuckin Snuffy Pinktrees."
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post #8 of 16
4/10/08 at 9:59pm
Straight outta Detroit this one sounds like!
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post #9 of 16
4/11/08 at 9:27pm
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Originally Posted by Sherm View Post
I am begging God that this kid grows up to be gay, folk singing, pacifist. " Down with the Crips and Ballers mom and dad. I throw my set up for the mutha fuckin Snuffy Pinktrees."

I heard Joan Baez's parents had a similar argument years ago.
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post #10 of 16
4/11/08 at 9:50pm
Which organization has the better 401k? It's never to early to start planning for retirement, you know.
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post #11 of 16
4/11/08 at 11:51pm
This discussion should have taken place before they decided to bring a child into this world.


What's that you say? The conception of the child was not planned? Was not the result of two mature people making the concious decision to procreate? Glorious love making between a man and a woman who cared deeply about each other doesn't accurately describe what happenned that fateful night?

Oh.

ETA: I can't spell today
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post #12 of 16
4/11/08 at 11:52pm
Nah, foo. They jus' banged. All nasty an' shit.
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post #13 of 16
4/12/08 at 7:58am
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Which organization has the better 401k? It's never to early to start planning for retirement, you know.
But it's a well-known fact that the Crips have a amazing dental plan. And if that kid needs braces six years down the road, then what are the Ballers going to do for him, huh?
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post #14 of 16
4/12/08 at 9:40am
Ballers have profit-sharing, disability, stock options, and Free Crunk Fridays. However, doing some more research showed me that the Bloods offer all of the above PLUS you get an extra week's vacation and $50 if you refer a friend. I'm still waiting for that info packet from the Latin Kings, so I'll pass that info along when I get it.

If you livin' da thug life, you HAS to shop around, g.
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post #15 of 16
4/12/08 at 9:53am
"Free Crunk Fridays" - heh... good one, Tim.
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post #16 of 16
4/16/08 at 1:48am
I can't believe this isn't an Onion article.

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The woman said she is a "Crip" gang member and that Manzanares is a "Baller" gang member, and "they have different ideas on how the baby should be raised," said Sandoval.
What kind of differences I wonder....
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