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Piggy back rides!

 

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Piggy back rides!

 

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A little nightmare fuel to end your year with.

 

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This is why we send down the Red shirts. Space exploration is going to be one huge pot of "Behold the spider-cricket"- Extreme Edition.

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Piggy back rides!

 

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Next stop, interdimensional portals!

 

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Next stop, interdimensional portals!

 

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...what film dat?...altitude?

 

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Tzu, those are really, truly horrible. Good work

 

And Doc, good photo, I just wish the film had had the good sense to end on that image 

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 What

 

 

 

 

 

 

the fuck

 

 

 

 

 

Is that?

 

 

 

post #1007 of 1185

That would be The Mist and a big-ass spider molting with the intention of becoming an even bigger-ass spider, respectively.

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I'd be far more comfortable with the Mist monster existing than the fucking hell-beasts in these other pictures.

 

Only a godless void can spawn centipedes.

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These last few posts have completely done away with any romanticism about evolution I might've gleaned from watching The Tree Of Life.

 

Earth - kill it with fire.

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This made my heart cry a little.

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Hahahaha, I love this thread so much.

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Centipedes are fucking awful creatures that need to be wiped off the face of the planet.

 

Up until she moved in with me, my girlfriend lived in a house with an unfinished basement which she rarely went in to at all. That is until we decided to move in together and she wanted to take a few boxes with her, which to our horror we discovered happened to be guarded by centipedes, huge fucking spiders, and so many spider-crickets that aggressively hopped all over the room like they owned the place.

 

 

Our response was basically grabbing a few bug bombs hurtling them down the steps, and repeating the process a few days in a row until we built up the courage to go back down there.


So you took off and nuked the site from orbit?

 

Only way to be sure.

 

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Tzu:

 

God is dead.

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So you took off and nuked the site from orbit?

 

Only way to be sure.

 



 



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THAT critter looks like it's thinking. "Right back at ya!"

 

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So you took off and nuked the site from orbit?

 

Only way to be sure.

 

 

 

Then offered my brother a bunch of beers if he swept everything up.

 

Because both of us had already lost any butch credentials we had by screaming at the sight of bug corpses.

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Click here.  We're not like the others.  We're your friends.

 

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Do not watch this video.

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Oh god why didn't I listen to you, Singer?!

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Pffft.  That's nothing compared to the Bot fly larvae removal stuff.

 

Plus baby spiders can't even bite through your skin, they'll just crawl ya!

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Oh right - we're getting into bugs-meet-body-horror again?

 

Thank the gods I can't see that video at work then.

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How to react to a spider bite when you're sneaking around.

 

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Behold the Spider Beetle...

 

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A slight reprieve from the rest of the thread.

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Why wouldn't you spray the spider BEFORE you burst it open?! You have them all contained in a small area, grouped together! WHY?!?!?!

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Do not watch this video.



Great googa mooga!  It's like that scene in The Mist!

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I love these as examples of mimcry.

 

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Seriously, that's about fifteen thousand shades of fantastic

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I know that spider! Its scientific name is shriekus shriveldickus.

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I know that spider! Its scientific name is shriekus shriveldickus.



I can only imagine as she ages and cellulite and natural dimpling take over, how much MORE real that will look...

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Do not watch this video.



All I could think was WHAT IF HE DIDN'T HAVE THE SPRAY? That made my heart cry.

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'Supergiant' shrimplike creatures found off New Zealand

 

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I love shrimp.  I'll eat lobster.  And that pic still bothers the living hell out of me.

 

The ocean is an awful, awful place.

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The ocean is an awful, awful place.


 

You might say it's the...perfect place to hide?

 

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Um... is it strange that I actually find the baby cockroaches kind of adorable? They're so widdle, but their eyes are so big! Okay, sure, I'd smush them if I were ever to encounter them in real life, but lookit 'em scuttlin'! They're so adventurous!

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I had no idea that anything in the insect kingdom could have a live birth. I now have the heebie-jeebies.
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Come at me, bro.

 

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Hissing cockroaches have never botherd me, and it's all Levar Burton's fault:

 

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Okay seriously Brenner getthefuckingfuckouttahere.

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Just accept de-feet already!

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Loose.  the.  foot.   

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Honestly, I like to think I have a sturdy constitution for this thread but I would like to call on that, just this once, please spoiler tag that with a very clear and defined warning.

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God damnit. 

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Honestly, I like to think I have a sturdy constitution for this thread but I would like to call on that, just this once, please spoiler tag that with a very clear and defined warning.



I gotta agree, that shits deserved to be spoilered, no one should see that without bracing themselves at least a little first. That's as bad as the dude with maggots growing in his nose.

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Dry heave!!! Well played, though. That is one impressive level of disgusting.

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Now how the frack do I disinfect my monitor after seeing that? Not to mention my eyes or forebrain?!

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