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post #1 of 17
Thread Starter 
post #2 of 17
I'm pretty sure Jesus wasn't a honkey.
post #3 of 17
It looks more like Rob Zombie.
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Someone called?
post #5 of 17
Looks like Andre the Giant to me:


post #6 of 17
Did he have his posse with him?
post #7 of 17
Yeah, I did.

OBEY
post #8 of 17
Jesus looks like our old bass player.
post #9 of 17
Quote:
Witnesses said after a few hours, the image vanished.
Was the pane of glass this image appeared on near a window? Perhaps that strange, round, yellow thing in the sky had something to do with it.
post #10 of 17
People are stupid.
post #11 of 17
Why is that light automatically presumed to be Jesus? It could be Satan to them, for all they know.
post #12 of 17
I take great faith in a God who makes his son, our lord and savior, show up in stains and foods dishes across the world. Of course, everyone knows what he looks like, cause... FUCK.
post #13 of 17
It is rather amazing that people think that if there is a god he has nothing better to do than randomly appear as an image in an inanimate object.
post #14 of 17
Well he did say he had to get going because he was going to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
post #15 of 17
Thread Starter 
Looks like someone didn't put Jesus in the proper aspect ratio.

Is Jesus anamorphic?
post #16 of 17
Actually, our lord and Savior is Bob from TWIN PEAKS.
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
Actually, our lord and Savior is Bob from TWIN PEAKS.
Eh si ton... S'taht... yzarc.
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