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post #51 of 69
4/21/08 at 3:14am
Maybe he has a barbed penis.
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post #52 of 69
4/21/08 at 3:14am
Snaieke must be hung like ten horses all glued together in a mass of angry, throbbing cock.

"Here's the problem - if I pull my tiny seven-inch dick out of your orifice that's designed to handle the girth of ENTIRE NEWBORN INFANTS I might accidentally shred your cunt to pieces like my dong was a gasoline-powered fucksaw. Sorry!"

I still can't really gel to believing this shit.
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post #53 of 69
4/21/08 at 3:18am
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Originally Posted by Sherm View Post
Okay so heres the story, I had a girlfriend and I had started talking to another girl and she had a boyfriend yadda yadda. Well we had sex on 2 occasions and I basically came clean with my girlfriend and admitted that I had cheated. Well word got back to this girls boyfriend and when he questioned her about it she told him that I had forced myself on her at a party while she was drunk. She said this obviously because she was afraid he would break up with her. This lead to a shitstorm for me as I had threatning phone calls daily, her whole family was looking to beat me up and pretty much everyone in my small home town was talking shit about me. Her family then convinced her to take legal action. She had called the cops and talked to them 2 times and only right before I was to be arrested and formally charged did she come clean and admit that she was lying. Even after all that, years later that I still get people that " have heard " that I am a rapist. I seriously don't think I would have stood a chance in court in my home town. I agree that rapists are the scum of the earth and should be dealt with accordingly but laws that make it easier to imprison innocent people defeats the entire purpose. Well thats my opinion anyways.
I'll give you, that's pretty fucked up. But really, rape is actually hard as hell to prove in a court of law. Whether making it easier to prosecute is a good idea is open to debate, obviously. But I doubt than many men are serving long prison terms for rape just because their ex-girlfriends decided to screw them over. A lot of men seem to live in fear of this, but I don't see it happening a lot.
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post #54 of 69
4/21/08 at 3:22am
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...like my dong was a gasoline-powered fucksaw.
Soon to be a Major Motion Picture.
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post #55 of 69
4/21/08 at 3:25am
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
A lot of men seem to live in fear of this, (SNAIEKE) but I don't see it happening a lot.

FTFY.
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post #56 of 69
4/21/08 at 3:51am
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my dong was a gasoline-powered fucksaw.
My band is so gonna name our next song that.
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post #57 of 69
4/21/08 at 3:52am
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My band is so gonna name our next song that.
Just make sure to kick me back some royalties when you kids get rich, y'hear?
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post #58 of 69
4/21/08 at 12:19pm
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I'm not a lady, but I'll venture to say that this guy is full of shit. In many cases. It is true that a girl can tear, or the doctor may even cut her, but unless this stupid fuck is fucking her two days later, once it heals, it heals. As to the bleeding out, that happens if the uterus ruptures, not a torn ...

I know about that because my wife has had C-sections that they (doctors) recommend not to try a natural birth after that because the pressure of pushing out that kid could tear the uterus and the mother can then bleed out very quickly. That is a major danger that many doctors and hospitals don't want to take a chance with.

This guy "pulling out wrong" is going to do no such damage. He's a dumbshit.
So, what you've done in a lot of words is admit you don't know what you're talking about and you have no experience on the subject.

The part that was excluded from the quote you pulled from me was "Contact an OB\GYN for further questions". Most of the information I posted was precautionary data from the OB\GYN.
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post #59 of 69
4/21/08 at 12:45pm
Anyone else get the feeling that Snaike's sexual relationship with his wife is a lot like Barry Pepper's in THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADA? But, without the third act character redemption.
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post #60 of 69
4/21/08 at 12:48pm
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But, without the third act character redemption.
Not yet. This thread needs something to make it better.
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post #61 of 69
4/21/08 at 12:52pm
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Just make sure to kick me back some royalties when you kids get rich, y'hear?
Will the follow up song be "Dissel-Fueled Cooter Sander?"
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post #62 of 69
4/21/08 at 1:34pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
I'll give you, that's pretty fucked up. But really, rape is actually hard as hell to prove in a court of law. Whether making it easier to prosecute is a good idea is open to debate, obviously. But I doubt than many men are serving long prison terms for rape just because their ex-girlfriends decided to screw them over. A lot of men seem to live in fear of this, but I don't see it happening a lot.
As Sherm was getting at, the issue is not so much false convictions (which do happen from time to time), but the fact that the simple allegation carries so much weight. Your neighbors are going to remember that you were accused of it, even if they threw out the case before going to trial. It's a social issue rather than a legal one, though, which makes it difficult to address via legislation.
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post #63 of 69
4/21/08 at 1:34pm
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Will the follow up song be "Dissel-Fueled Cooter Sander?"
either that or "The Electric Anal Auger"
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post #64 of 69
4/21/08 at 3:29pm
Sherm, I would just go with the single word "Fucksaw." It has a lot more visceral impact with just the one word. I would use the other words as lyrics, maybe as a call-and-response vocal line (as in: "(my dong was a gasoline powered)...FUCKSAW!"). I mean seriously, who are you guys? REO Speed Dealer?

Plus, during a show, when your singer introduces it, he just has to say: "This next song is called....FUCKSAW!!!"
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post #65 of 69
4/22/08 at 12:24am
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As Sherm was getting at, the issue is not so much false convictions (which do happen from time to time), but the fact that the simple allegation carries so much weight. Your neighbors are going to remember that you were accused of it, even if they threw out the case before going to trial. It's a social issue rather than a legal one, though, which makes it difficult to address via legislation.

But what about the flipside to that coin? Why do you think so many rapes still go unreported (in your country and mine).

There's just as much social stigma attached to a woman that accuses a man of rape with the added pressure of having to sit in a witness box while your sexual history gets pulled apart and a lawyer tries to insinuate or out and out accuse you of being a dirty slut who was asking for it.

regardless of the truth of the allegation or not there will always be people with a vested interest in the case - like the acusee's family for example - that will always think you'rte a lying bitch who made it up.

Lets not fool ourselves that this issue is easy on either side of the fence or that the poor man is the only one with a social stigma attached to it afterwards.

Im with Greg, if these laws make it easier for a woman to make this accusation with a chance of conviction and that in turn gives a woman who may never haver reported being raped before that reporting it now, I say it's nothing but a good thing personally.
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post #66 of 69
4/22/08 at 1:13am
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Lets not fool ourselves that this issue is easy on either side of the fence or that the poor man is the only one with a social stigma attached to it afterwards.
Not what I was saying.

Incidentally, I prefer the acoustic ballad "Wind-Up Power Drill".
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post #67 of 69
4/22/08 at 5:04am
I can see Rain Dogs side of this also. I still have a lot of bitterness towards the issue I guess. After thinking about it I decided that to me personally I would hate for the laws to be relaxed and people that are really guilty go free and the victim have to deal with that. I think we could all agree that rapists and anyone that falsely accuses someone of something like that both deserve to have there fucking genitals smashed with a hammer.
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post #68 of 69
4/24/08 at 1:34am
You know, the percentage of false allegations regarding rape are about the same for other crimes, about 2%. All of this talk about getting labeled and chainsaw penises boils down pretty much to misogyny and possible sexual dysfunction.
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post #69 of 69
4/24/08 at 4:48pm
Ali, the thing is not the rate of false allegations, which I can't honestly speak to, but that the stigma for those accused of rape or child molesting is so much harder to shake than that which comes with being accused of grand theft auto or even murder in most cases. These are the crimes that most of society views as the most evil, so even the slightest whiff of them gets people's attention.

There's not much to be done about it, really. We have to have laws against rape; it's just that "innocent until proven guilty" becomes a more empty phrase the more serious the crime at issue.
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