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post #51 of 69
4/22/08 at 6:47pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Excited! Like a kid on Christmas.
Deal! Here's $50 and give me twenty minutes to set up the video equipment. LET'S ROLL'EM!
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post #52 of 69
4/22/08 at 7:04pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
FYI: You totally need audio for that clip to work properly, Lisa.
Thanks, Dark - I'll check it out again when I get home.
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post #53 of 69
4/22/08 at 7:44pm
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Are your rose bushes so incredibly important that its worth killing the gophers for?

Sorry to go all hippy here, but it just doesn't seem to be a good enough reason to kill the animal and its possible family.

Is killing gophers socially acceptable in the states? Really?

I mean if they were in the house I suppose I could almost understand - but where the hell are ghophers in suburbia going to go if the can;t be in peoples gardens?
In California, they can undermine the dirt under your home sufficiently to contribute to mudslides and foundation damage. Killing any rodent is generally socially acceptable in the states. They're considered pests.

Also, it is possible to protect your roses using large cement bins and wire.
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post #54 of 69
4/22/08 at 7:47pm
Thread Starter 
I want a garden, not Auschwitz.
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post #55 of 69
4/22/08 at 7:50pm
What? You're telling me we can't reenact World War I battles in your backyard? The hell with you, sir!
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post #56 of 69
4/22/08 at 8:15pm
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I want a garden, not Auschwitz.
Great, now I have a mental image of starved gophers ringing aluminum cups against barbed wire fences and looking wistfully into the distance on top of the guilt from gassing them. Thanks, Vader.
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post #57 of 69
4/22/08 at 9:00pm
Thread Starter 
This is real life, Cuch.

Shit be tragic.
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post #58 of 69
4/22/08 at 9:50pm
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Originally Posted by Vader View Post
This is real life, Cuch.

Shit be tragic.
But, it's got a great beat and you can dance to it! Ask Chuck!

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post #59 of 69
4/22/08 at 10:07pm
If they haven't actually been seen could they instead be:



Cause Im all for annihalating those Crab-People fuckers...
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post #60 of 69
4/22/08 at 10:46pm
When I was 17 my momma warned me about the " Crab people " but I didn't listen and ended up digging in my own rose bush. If ya know whudahmeen.
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post #61 of 69
4/23/08 at 3:26pm
Stick a hose down one of their holes, turn it on. The water will fill up their network. When they emerge either beat their poor animal brains in, or flick'em in a garbage can and relocate. Either way you can use a shovel.

Alternatively, commune with the beasts and come to an understanding about the rose bushes. You'll need a 9th level vegan hippie to do this.
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post #62 of 69
4/23/08 at 3:56pm
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel View Post
Also, it is possible to protect your roses using large cement bins and wire.
Unless they're rodent escapees from NIMH.
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post #63 of 69
4/23/08 at 5:08pm
Whatever you do, dont you dare face them in a duel!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psbsqJKxE3w
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post #64 of 69
4/23/08 at 5:18pm
OK, OK, we've been goofy about gophers long enough.

Vader, I searched the web, and found a couple of links for ya:

Critter Repellant

Mole & Gopher Repellent

And if you want high-tech...

Maybe one of these will work for ya. That, or there's always conventional weapons, but that could take years, and cost millions of lives, and do a hell of a number on your rose bush.
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post #65 of 69
4/23/08 at 5:26pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
OK, OK, we've been goofy about gophers long enough.

Vader, I searched the web, and found a couple of links for ya:

Critter Repellant.
What, did Jethro Bodine send you that link?
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post #66 of 69
4/23/08 at 5:52pm
Thread Starter 
Shake Away seems like it could do the job since it uses state-of-the-art Pee technology.
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post #67 of 69
4/23/08 at 5:56pm
I love that the makers of Shake Away identify instinctive fear as the most powerful force in nature.
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post #68 of 69
4/23/08 at 8:32pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
What, did Jethro Bodine send you that link?
Nah. It was Clem and Cletus Fenderchuck off of Route 70. They've been using it for months now so they can "git them pesky varmints out th' ground" and put 'em in a doughy crust.

What? Gophers is good eatin'.
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post #69 of 69
4/23/08 at 9:44pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
OK, OK, we've been goofy about gophers long enough.

Vader, I searched the web, and found a couple of links for ya:

Critter Repellant

Mole & Gopher Repellent

And if you want high-tech...

Maybe one of these will work for ya. That, or there's always conventional weapons, but that could take years, and cost millions of lives, and do a hell of a number on your rose bush.
But don't you understand? - the rose bushes must be destroyed in order to save them.
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