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Shia can't get no satisfaction

post #1 of 103
4/21/08 at 3:03pm
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Hipsters to Shia: LaBeouf off!

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April 21, 2008 -- Shia LaBeouf may be a full-fledged movie star, but it's not enough to impress the picky types who hold court at hotspot Beatrice Inn. One recent night, spies say LaBeouf was "desperately seeking a lady . . . but none of the hipster hotties were standing for it." Our onlooker snickered that he finally turned to one woman and whined a line that will send any guy home solo: "How do I get a girl to go home with me?"
I don't care if this is true or not. It's fucking hysterical.
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post #2 of 103
4/21/08 at 3:20pm
I made the mistake of watching The Battle of Shaker Heights yesterday.

Good Lord...
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post #3 of 103
4/21/08 at 3:21pm
Apparently he lost the ability to say "Hey, I was in Transformers, I'm in the next Indiana Jones movie and I'm LOADED". 'Cause that would have worked.
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post #4 of 103
4/21/08 at 3:25pm
Hi, i made out with Megan Fox.

that has to do the trick.
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post #5 of 103
4/21/08 at 3:28pm
He should refrain from "it´s not the years honey, it´s the mileage" for the time being.
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post #6 of 103
4/21/08 at 4:21pm
Mistake #1: Going after hipster chicks. Full-fledged whores will do the trick.
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post #7 of 103
4/22/08 at 9:07pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Hi, i made out with Megan Fox.

that has to do the trick.
That's Shia's problem. He must be grading on a curve.

The best way to get a girl to go home with you is to just walk up to her table and lay your dick on her forehead.

It's a subtle way of saying "I pick you".
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post #8 of 103
4/22/08 at 9:10pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
The best way to get a girl to go home with you is to just walk up to her table and lay your dick on her forehead.
Ah, the "Mushroom Stamp" method. Well played, sir.
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post #9 of 103
4/24/08 at 6:29am
Well, if they're irritated by him in films, just imagine how snarky they think he must be in the sack. Shit, I don't mind the guy's acting, but I wouldn't take that dick, either.
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post #10 of 103
4/24/08 at 12:33pm
Shia: Ladies! Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually...we were just leaving...
Shia: Nononononononononono
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post #11 of 103
4/24/08 at 12:36pm
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Lol
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post #12 of 103
4/24/08 at 5:01pm
No wonder he was arrested after being found disoriented in front of a Walgreen's several months ago. Must be depressed.
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post #13 of 103
4/24/08 at 5:29pm
Right below that tiny article/gossip.

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post #14 of 103
4/24/08 at 6:18pm
I think Jeremy Piven is another dude surrounded by ladies that can't get laid.
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post #15 of 103
4/24/08 at 6:25pm
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Originally Posted by Rene (Mr.Eko) View Post
No wonder he was arrested after being found disoriented in front of a Walgreen's several months ago. Must be depressed.
This is one of my favorite celebrity mug shots. How can ladies not want a piece of this? Chin pubes and all.
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post #16 of 103
4/24/08 at 6:31pm
Hmm, quite fabFunkian really.
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post #17 of 103
4/24/08 at 8:39pm
The guy's a nerd, probably a bit awkward around the ladies even though he's a movie "star." He's never come across as one of those tween male sex symbol types that Disney and Hollywood seem to churn out on a daily basis but seems to have a bit of natural charisma and maybe even real talent.

Hell, how different is he from a lot of people who post on CHUD or young guy's in general? I was awkward as all hell when it came to talking to women from the ages of 18-20.
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post #18 of 103
4/24/08 at 9:07pm
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Originally Posted by Bancroft Agee View Post
Hell, how different is he from a lot of people who post on CHUD
Even less than you think.

"Shia's 5 Favorite Things on the Web"
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post #19 of 103
4/24/08 at 9:12pm
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL View Post
Even less than you think.

"Shia's 5 Favorite Things on the Web"
Again...
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post #20 of 103
4/24/08 at 9:45pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Again...
Did Shia fuck somebody over at Google?
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post #21 of 103
4/24/08 at 10:26pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
I think Jeremy Piven is another dude surrounded by ladies that can't get laid.
I take it you've never been to Fred Segal.
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post #22 of 103
4/28/08 at 6:14pm
http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/28/shia-lapooped/

Shia passed out shirtless at Coachella.

According to the talkbacks, he should have no problem getting some booty.
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post #23 of 103
5/4/08 at 1:51pm
Due to this, Shia might turn Emo.
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post #24 of 103
5/8/08 at 12:35am
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL View Post
Even less than you think.

"Shia's 5 Favorite Things on the Web"
Could he be a Chewer? Is he reading this post right now? Am I Lebouf?
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post #25 of 103
5/8/08 at 3:22am
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Could he be a Chewer? Is he reading this post right now? Am I Lebouf?
If you are, can you please tell Bay to stop adding unnecessary humans to Transformers 2? And invite me to Cannes to see Indy 4 early? Thanks.
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post #26 of 103
6/10/08 at 12:55pm
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Shia LaDouche is back in full effect. Here's a video of his drunk ass calling his friend a "faggot" and daring his "dawg" to bitch slap him. Oh to be twelve again.
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post #27 of 103
6/10/08 at 1:04pm
That's gotta be a few years old. I think most guys stop using the word faggot when they hit 18. If you continue after that, you're a douche indeed.
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post #28 of 103
6/10/08 at 1:23pm
'Fag' is still acceptable, in a completely sardonic tone (or imitating a meat-head) or so I've found.
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post #29 of 103
6/10/08 at 1:49pm
Meh. I don't think because he's famous he shouldn't be able to act his age with his friends.
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post #30 of 103
6/10/08 at 2:18pm
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Isn't he over 21? College kids do dumb shit, but as has been mentioned, calling people faggot is something freshmen in high school do. In any case, I'm less offended by his comments than by his wussy bitch slaps. If you are gonna play fight club, put some oomph behind it.
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post #31 of 103
6/10/08 at 2:43pm
In white males, adolescence is lasting up until the age of thirty. The fact that he's 21 or 22, and fucking around with his friends is completely normal. If he wasn't famous, that video would get zero hits. Besides, the shitty upbringing he had between just being homeless and a child actor leads in a way to his stunted psychological growth, and who are we to criticize anyone's vernacular?
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post #32 of 103
6/10/08 at 2:54pm
Shit, guess I better get married and get a 9 to 5 then.

Shia was homeless? Did not know that.
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post #33 of 103
6/10/08 at 3:02pm
God damn, it must be awful to be a celebrity.
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post #34 of 103
6/10/08 at 3:08pm
You guys are fucking faggots.
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post #35 of 103
6/10/08 at 3:12pm
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Shit, guess I better get married and get a 9 to 5 then.

Shia was homeless? Did not know that.
I think he did the "lived in the car" thing, or something like that.
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post #36 of 103
6/11/08 at 1:29pm
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Originally Posted by Arjen Rudd View Post
God damn, it must be awful to be a celebrity.
It sure is.

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post #37 of 103
6/11/08 at 1:30pm
Didn't I come across some remark in Wikipedia that said the guy who was hooked on smack at age 14? I mean goddamn.
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post #38 of 103
6/11/08 at 1:33pm
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I don't think so. His dad was a heroin junkie, though.
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post #39 of 103
6/11/08 at 2:12pm
You guys would be surprised how old some people are while still using the 'fag' terminology.

The front desk supervisor at my hotel, a recently married female around 25-27, called her husband, at least 30 years of age, a 'fag' while he was visiting, because he said something dumb. He then proceeded to call her a 'douche'.

I stared at them both in disbelief and thought to myself, 'you two are made for each other'.
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post #40 of 103
6/11/08 at 2:31pm
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It's just so foreign to me. I have never in my life called someone a fag or said something was gay. Nor have I had any friends who did.
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post #41 of 103
6/11/08 at 2:52pm
And you live in Brooklyn? Damn, those words were at the forefront of my lexicon about two hours after I moved to the city.
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post #42 of 103
6/11/08 at 3:04pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
And you live in Brooklyn? Damn, those words were at the forefront of my lexicon about two hours after I moved to the city.
This explains things. Diva, you hear it all the time, but it sounds more like "Fayegg".
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post #43 of 103
6/11/08 at 3:22pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
And you live in Brooklyn? Damn, those words were at the forefront of my lexicon about two hours after I moved to the city.
Brooklyn is a huge borough, with dozens of neighborhoods each with their own distinctive style. The people who inhabit Bed-Stuy are vastly different from those in Bay Ridge. I live in a liberal neighborhood filled with young professionals and recently a slight influx of hipsters. So no, I haven't heard anyone use those words as an insult.
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post #44 of 103
6/11/08 at 3:48pm
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It sure is.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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post #45 of 103
6/11/08 at 3:49pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Brooklyn is a huge borough, with dozens of neighborhoods each with their own distinctive style. The people who inhabit Bed-Stuy are vastly different from those in Bay Ridge. I live in a liberal neighborhood filled with young professionals and recently a slight influx of faggots.
hmm
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post #46 of 103
6/11/08 at 3:52pm
Don't say that, hipsters can be douchebags and smug assholes but not that. Let's not go down that route.

Anyway, now back to the Williamsberg bashing. Which I can say even though I don't live there is very different from say Crown Heights.
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post #47 of 103
6/11/08 at 4:12pm
It was more a comment on her claim that none of her friends use the word "gay" or "fag", something I find very hard to believe.
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post #48 of 103
6/11/08 at 4:15pm
Okay fair enough. But seriously, who the fuck outside of gay people and mind you the ones I know of don't use that word? Mind you I've used it but only in quoting something that used it, kind of like the N-word when it comes to quoting Blazzing Saddles or True Romance.
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post #49 of 103
6/11/08 at 4:20pm
Gay people use that word a lot, mostly for comedic reasons.
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post #50 of 103
6/11/08 at 4:21pm
I'd agree with that.
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