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post #51 of 84
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
I have commitment issues.
You can find love in a mental institution, too, you know.
post #52 of 84
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Sorry. Cargo pants and a "Hairspray" tee shirt. (No, the tee-shirt was from the Broadway musical, not from the Travolta movie. I do have *some* class.)
Yeah, that's the stuff.

I went to Fandango.com, ordered tickets to see Iron Man Thursday night - when I called my wife, she got excited, and is making plans to turn it into a big night out for us (reservations for dinner, the film, etc.).

She completes me. She completes me.
post #53 of 84
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel View Post
You think it's creepy for people to get to know you and do things for you that you'd enjoy? I mean, yes, having some crazy stalker you've only seen from afar do these things would be creepy. Having a spouse or signficant other do these things is affectionate. Maybe that's why you haven't been in a serious relationship.

Also, how is it creepy to find my boyfriend cute when he's amazed by animals?
I dunno, I'm just not really the overly sappy romantic type that really picks up on these things, though your boyfriend's sheer amazement with animals is very amusing.

"HOLY SHIT IT'S A TURTLE"
"Dude, it's a fucking turtle. Matchstick eats those like sandwiches."
"....Really?"
"...No, not really."
post #54 of 84
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel View Post
You can find love in a mental institution, too, you know.
Ha ha. Baby, you look good in that straight jacket, it really accentuates the crazy in your eyes.
post #55 of 84
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Does she have a brother?
No...Just 2 sisters...Sorry.
post #56 of 84
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Originally Posted by Napoleon14 View Post
No...Just 2 sisters...Sorry.
Oh . . . really?
post #57 of 84
Thread Starter 
She had a sex dream about Jeff Goldblum.
post #58 of 84
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
She had a sex dream about Jeff Goldblum.
Was he Brundlefly in it?
post #59 of 84
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams View Post
Was he Brundlefly in it?
You know he's extra moist that way.
post #60 of 84
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams View Post
Was he Brundlefly in it?
Incorrect, it was actually a three way with Dr. Ian Malcolm and RAINES!
post #61 of 84
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Incorrect, it was actually a three way with Dr. Ian Malcolm and RAINES!
With Raines, you know he had one of his imaginary victim manifestations watching too.
post #62 of 84
So we're at a foursome then!
post #63 of 84
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
I have commitment issues.
That's your excuse? Mine is that I'm not very attractive.
post #64 of 84
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I dunno, I'm just not really the overly sappy romantic type that really picks up on these things, though your boyfriend's sheer amazement with animals is very amusing.

"HOLY SHIT IT'S A TURTLE"
"Dude, it's a fucking turtle. Matchstick eats those like sandwiches."
"....Really?"
"...No, not really."
Well, I'm not a very sappy one, myself, but it's very sweet when he goes out of his way to be sweet to me, anyway. And, yes, his astonishment at a backyard turtle (big endangerd desert tortoise, really) was adorable.
post #65 of 84
Her: "What'd you listen to on the way up from Atlanta?"

Me: "On The Road"

Her: "You can't beat that!"

Literary puns: the highest form of romance.
post #66 of 84
When she lets me pop on her face.
post #67 of 84
Well, certainly nothing says 'I Love You' like raining your seed down upon her.
post #68 of 84
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Originally Posted by Will Kane View Post
That's your excuse? Mine is that I'm not very attractive.
Sucks to be you. I recommend drugs and money. It will offset your ugly.
post #69 of 84
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
When she lets me pop on her face.
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Well, certainly nothing says 'I Love You' like raining your seed down upon her.
You madcap romantics!
post #70 of 84
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Sucks to be you. I recommend drugs and money. It will offset your ugly.
No thanks, I will just wallow in my patheticness. I'm used to it, trust me.
post #71 of 84
When she wakes up in the middle of the night to shake the baby so that I don't have to.
post #72 of 84
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
When she lets me pop on her face.
Does Hallmark make a card for this?
post #73 of 84
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
You know he's extra moist that way.
Dear heart, you're going straight to hell. You know that, right?
post #74 of 84
I know. I've made my peace with going to hell. Yeeearrs ago.
post #75 of 84
Thread Starter 
Her: I am thinking about sex. You are thinking about Kevin Bacon.
Me: Yes.
Her: We should do something new.
Me: Like Kevin Bacon roleplay? We both pretend each other is Kevin Bacon!
Her: Too bad your dick is circumsized, we could have played Tremors. Motherfucker's name was Valentine McKee in that movie. Valentine McKee.
post #76 of 84
The sex degrees of Kevin Bacon?
post #77 of 84
After we have sex, she locks the door behind her as she leaves.

She's protecting me.
post #78 of 84
I have these titular moments with my ex all the time.
post #79 of 84
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When she wakes up in the middle of the night to shake the baby so that I don't have to.
Well, you have to shake babies.

They cook more evenly if you do.
post #80 of 84
Bumped because of a conversation last night.

The Wife: "Hell you could go and work at Aardman painting Homer Simpson's butt if that's waht you really want to do."

I don't know what I love her for more, the fact she thinks the Simpsons is made by Aardman, or, that painting Homers butt is a viable carrer choice.
post #81 of 84
Wow, I was still single when this thread was started. Forgot all about it.

He's just a sweetie. I could go on and on, but it's a lot of little things, and it's a lot of big things. He's kind, he's smart, he's funny, he thinks of others, he's level-headed, and as the youngest in a really really screwed up family, he's pretty much the only normal one. To overcome some of the shit he's been through, well, that's a pretty put together guy.
post #82 of 84
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Wow, I was still single when this thread was started. Forgot all about it.

He's just a sweetie. I could go on and on, but it's a lot of little things, and it's a lot of big things. He's kind, he's smart, he's funny, he thinks of others, he's level-headed, and as the youngest in a really really screwed up family, he's pretty much the only normal one. To overcome some of the shit he's been through, well, that's a pretty put together guy.
Sounds like a great dude Lise - kudos.

How long you two been together now?
post #83 of 84
A little over a year and a half - we're going on our two year anniversary trip in late June!

Yeah, I looked at the date that Ripoll started this thread, and thought to myself, "Wow, that was less than two months before G and I met each other."

Probably one of the greatest, most generous and most fun things he ever snagged for us - McCartney tickets at Citifield this past July. Even better? The voicemail he left me after he got them:

"Hey, it's me. What are you doing on July 17th after work? That's a Friday, so I was wondering if you wanted to go to a Mets game. I have two tickets for Citifield, lemme see what time they say the game starts...oh, wait... I screwed up, these aren't for a Mets game! THESE ARE FOR PAUL MCCARTNEY!!! Call me back!"
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