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Snipes going to pound-me-in-the-ass prison

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Someone put Moltisanti on 24 hour suicide watch

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,1299381.story
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OCALA - Breaking news: . Wesley Snipes has been sentenced to 36 months in prison

A federal judge this morning heard objections from a lawyer for Wesley Snipes, as the defense struggled to keep the Orlando-born actor out of prison for tax crimes.

The proceedings recessed for lunch without a decision on Snipes or his co-defendants, Eddie Ray Kahn, 64, of Sorrento, and Douglas Rosile, 59, of Venice. The case was scheduled to resume at 1:30 p.m.

TV judge Joe Brown was among those in a crowded courtroom.



"I got asked to come," said Brown, who wrote a three-page letter urging probation for Snipes. "I've done a lot of things in the justice system."

Recently added co-counsel Carmen Hernandez argued that Snipes' crimes were not serious, pointing out that the jury found him guilty of three misdemeanor counts of willful failure to file federal tax returns. But Senior U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges disagreed with her.

"Any offense that places my liberty at risk is a serious one," Hodges said.

Hernandez also revealed that Snipes, 45, star of more than 50 films, including the Blade vampire trilogy, had offered in August 2007 to plead guilty to one misdemeanor count and to pay his tax debt as long as he was promised no prison time.

She said prosecutors rejected the offer, insisting the actor plead to one of two felony counts that he was charged with. A jury in Ocala acquitted him of both felony counts on Feb. 1. Hernandez also argued against imposing a fine on the actor.

"He will pay off these taxes [with interest and penalties]. He will be paying a lot more than if he had paid his taxes on time," she said.

The judge then quipped that Snipes has already paid dearly, a reference to his expensive stable of lawyers. Snipes smiled and nodded his head as if in agreement.

Snipes has a star-studded cast of supporters.

Denzel Washington called him a "mighty oak."

Woody Harrelson declared that he was honored to call the Orlando-born actor "my brother."

In addition to Brown, another TV judge, Greg Mathis, chimed in with his opinion that Snipes should not go to prison.

Defense lawyers submitted 39 pages of testimonials on behalf of the movie star -- a list that included not only show-business figures but also high-school friends, acquaintances and employees, including his tailor and driver.

Federal prosecutors previously filed a memorandum asking Hodges to impose a three-year prison term and levy a minimum fine of $5 million on Snipes.

Prosecutors contend the actor conspired with Kahn in efforts to cheat the government out of more than $40 million in tax debts. Kahn, who has turned down interview requests, could receive up to 10 years in prison today.

Defense urges probation

Defense lawyers submitted their own memorandum to Hodges on Wednesday, urging him to put Snipes on probation.
For more Snipes gets the max -- 3 years -- in tax case
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*Paging Moltisanti Paging Moltisanti* Code Blue! Code Blue!*
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Prisoner 57 ... 42891
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More importantly, what former action star is going to jump on this opening in the DTV market?
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That's what he gets for trying to ice skate uphill.
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<DEMOLITION MAN prison joke>
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More importantly, what former action star is going to jump on this opening in the DTV market?
Now that Snipes is out of the way, the world might be ready to embrace the man who brought us such blockbuster hits as "Tough and Deadly", "Balance of Power" and of couse, "Expect No Mercy"



Billy "Tae Motha Fuckin Bo" Blanks!
post #8 of 21
It ain't gonna be Billy Blanks. He made quite a bit of coin from Tae-Bo and doing his thing in Westlake Village. Although I walk by his shuttered studio everytime I go for Hoagies & Wings.
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That's what he gets for trying to ice skate uphill.
I came in here to say this. Great minds.
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It would be nice if this raised awareness about Undisputed.
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It would be nice if this raised awareness about Undisputed.
Indeed. Perhaps now, Snipes will finally have the time to devote himself to silly hats and matchstick architecture.
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I hope Ving is staying out of trouble.
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Favorite part of this whole debacle?

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Denzel Washington called [Snipes] a "mighty oak."
I don't why, but imagining him saying this in court kills me.
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A couple years ago, a buddy's brother had an internship at Marvel Studios (or some shit job, can't remember exactly). He told us about how all the letters they got from Snipes said "from the Desk of Dr. Wesley Snipes".
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I think we all knew this was leading to an at-bat in the California Penal League against Rick Vaughn.
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What is Snipes a doctor of? Did he get his doctorate from the same institution as Dr. Boll?
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His doctorate is in People Not Knowing Who They Are Fucking With.
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apparently, it's only an honorary doctorate....no ego there.
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That's what he gets for trying to ice skate uphill.
Nice

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His doctorate is in People Not Knowing Who They Are Fucking With.
Nice
post #20 of 21
Wesley "John Cutter" Snipes out on bail.

Source.

He might not have to go to jail after all. Maybe, and heavily unlikely.

Snipes Watch '08 continues.
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Someone has to get Obama to promise that he will pardon Wesley
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