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post #1 of 99
4/25/08 at 12:12pm
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"I am a legend... I want to take drugs!"

I don't normally post in this forum, and I like her album... but Jesus. Go away.
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post #2 of 99
4/25/08 at 12:14pm
I agree, and I love the shit out of her album. Enough's enough.
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post #3 of 99
4/25/08 at 1:23pm
That's hot.
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post #4 of 99
4/25/08 at 1:29pm
Can we finally agree that this one is fuck ugly?
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post #5 of 99
4/25/08 at 1:35pm
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Originally Posted by Trejo View Post
Can we finally agree that this one is fuck ugly?

I won't agree. You're being way too kind.
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post #6 of 99
4/25/08 at 2:15pm
The good news is that if she thinks she's a legend she's only about 2 and a half years away from applying for membership to the 27 club.
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post #7 of 99
4/25/08 at 2:25pm
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post #8 of 99
4/25/08 at 3:18pm
Whatever that creature is, it's hideous as hell.
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post #9 of 99
4/25/08 at 4:11pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Whatever that creature is, it's hideous as hell.
That creature's name is Amy Winehouse. The fella (?) on the right is a cutie by comparison.
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post #10 of 99
4/25/08 at 5:46pm
She looks like the crack whores I saw when visiting downtown Hell.
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post #11 of 99
4/25/08 at 9:57pm
Because she wins a Grammy and get hundreds of people to stand up and cheer for her makes it all OK.
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post #12 of 99
4/25/08 at 10:47pm
I don't think that's true at all, I don't see anyone excusing her behavior, but it's a damn shame when someone gifted surrounds themselves with no one but enablers to encourage - or at least "not challenge" - their shitty, self-destructive habits. But, whatever, same old song.
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post #13 of 99
4/25/08 at 11:18pm
It looks like she lost a fight with a lawnmower before getting into a horrible transporter accident like the one in STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE, only involving a wheelbarrow full of heroin instead of a fellow Starfleet officer. Absolutely horrifying.

Please girl, clean your fucking shit up and go record with Booker T and the MGs down in funky Memphis. All will be forgiven.
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post #14 of 99
4/26/08 at 2:14am
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
That creature's name is Amy Winehouse. The fella (?) on the right is a cutie by comparison.
I know it's Amy Winehouse, but I'm honestly not sure if she's human anymore. I've never seen any person that was this fucked up, inside and out.
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post #15 of 99
4/26/08 at 10:54am
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Originally Posted by reggie-wanker View Post
It looks like she lost a fight with a lawnmower before getting into a horrible transporter accident like the one in STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE, only involving a wheelbarrow full of heroin instead of a fellow Starfleet officer. Absolutely horrifying.
I was trying to think of the perfect description of how she looks, but you nailed it. She looks like one of those beat up, broken dolls you find at a flea market. The kind that the kids have massacred and the family dog has used for a chew toy. All that's missing is a piece of masking tape with "$1.00" marked on it in ball-point pen stuck to her shirt.
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post #16 of 99
4/26/08 at 12:54pm
I still maintain that she's an unfinished Gina Gershon clone that escaped from the lab and get into a brawl with a grizzly bear.
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post #17 of 99
4/26/08 at 1:14pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
I was trying to think of the perfect description of how she looks, but you nailed it. She looks like one of those beat up, broken dolls you find at a flea market. The kind that the kids have massacred and the family dog has used for a chew toy. All that's missing is a piece of masking tape with "$1.00" marked on it in ball-point pen stuck to her shirt.
Got it in one, Lisa.

Apart from a couple of songs, I'm really not all that familiar with her music, but I do know she's talented. It just sucks that she's going to be remembered more for being a mess of a human being than being an artist.

I often wish there was some sort of mandatory class you have to take the moment you get into the entertainment industry that teaches you how to deal with fame, fortune, and dealing with the media. Think we'd be better off.
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post #18 of 99
4/26/08 at 2:32pm
"A man (or woman) of genius has been seldom ruined but by himself."

Samuel Johnson
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post #19 of 99
4/26/08 at 3:49pm
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post #20 of 99
4/26/08 at 9:16pm
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I still maintain that she's an unfinished Gina Gershon clone that escaped from the lab and get into a brawl with a grizzly bear.
Another perfect one.
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post #21 of 99
5/14/08 at 12:48pm
Bow-chicka-wah-wah! Please note that this was not a pool party. Wino decided that she needed to strip to her undies at a back-yard BBQ.


Talking on her Mayonnaise phone.


Check out that ass! Okay, don't.
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post #22 of 99
5/14/08 at 1:00pm
Please, stop posting pics of her. I just puked more than a bullimic chick.
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post #23 of 99
5/14/08 at 1:03pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Please, stop posting pics of her. I just puked more than a bullimic chick.
Hey, don't discourage them! This thread is doing tons for my own weight loss.
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post #24 of 99
5/14/08 at 1:25pm
This thread is the best news I've heard all day. It means they practically have to let the Last Shadow Puppets do the new Bond theme.
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post #25 of 99
5/14/08 at 8:37pm
After looking at the last two posted pictures of Winehouse, why I doubt I'll be able to get an erection for at least a fortnight.
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post #26 of 99
5/14/08 at 11:50pm
I know she's too fat. This should get you hard.



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post #27 of 99
5/15/08 at 1:33am
And I'm impotent.
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post #28 of 99
5/15/08 at 1:38am
Wow. Just wow.
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post #29 of 99
5/15/08 at 1:39am
It's like a deleted scene from 28 Days Later.
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post #30 of 99
5/15/08 at 1:48am
It's official, my penis is just for show now.
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post #31 of 99
5/15/08 at 2:01am
No way in HELL is that thing surviving until New Year's Eve. Where can I get in on a death pool?
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post #32 of 99
5/15/08 at 2:19am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
No way in HELL is that thing surviving until New Year's Eve. Where can I get in on a death pool?
Marvel Comics.
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post #33 of 99
5/15/08 at 2:35am
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Marvel Comics.
Ha!
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post #34 of 99
5/15/08 at 2:37am
If you miss the deadline there the alternate site would be Clint Eastwood's house.

I'll keep going.
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post #35 of 99
5/15/08 at 2:44am
She's looking more and more like The Goddess Bunny every day.

If you don't know what I'm referring to, you lived a charmed, blissful life.
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post #36 of 99
5/15/08 at 2:54am
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She's looking more and more like The Goddess Bunny every day.

If you don't know what I'm referring to, you lived a charmed, blissful life.
Holy shit. I looked up The Goddess Bunny after your post(never heard of her, life was charmed and blissful 'til you!), and you are dead on the money. Yikes.
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post #37 of 99
5/15/08 at 9:09am
I thought horrors like her couldn't stand daylight. Somebody wanna drive a stake in her heart, then cut off her head so she can't come back, please?
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post #38 of 99
5/15/08 at 9:50am
I'd love to get a good clear look at her asshole.
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post #39 of 99
5/15/08 at 9:52am
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Originally Posted by Mr. Fabulous View Post
I'd love to get a good clear look at her asshole.
What.The.Fuck?
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post #40 of 99
5/15/08 at 9:59am
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Originally Posted by Mr. Fabulous View Post
I'd love to get a good clear look at her asshole.
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Originally Posted by Jan View Post
What.The.Fuck?
What he said.
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post #41 of 99
5/15/08 at 10:14am
LOL. My early morning posts are random, and nonsensical. That being said... Yeah. Her asshole.
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post #42 of 99
5/15/08 at 10:26am
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Originally Posted by Mr. Fabulous View Post
LOL. My early morning posts are random, and nonsensical. That being said... Yeah. Her asshole.
Good morning then.

But let me reiterate my point: What.The.Fuck?

You have proven beyond doubt that you have a weird ass-fetish going on (nothing wrong with that by the way), but hasn´t her face damaged your retina enough already?
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post #43 of 99
5/15/08 at 10:43am
This thread woke me up better than my morning coffee.


Thanks (?)
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post #44 of 99
5/15/08 at 11:02am
Oh god, the dead are walking the earth!
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post #45 of 99
5/15/08 at 11:10am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Holy shit. I looked up The Goddess Bunny after your post(never heard of her, life was charmed and blissful 'til you!), and you are dead on the money. Yikes.
I did warn you, Pandora.
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post #46 of 99
5/15/08 at 11:33am
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Originally Posted by Jan View Post
Good morning then.

But let me reiterate my point: What.The.Fuck?

You have proven beyond doubt that you have a weird ass-fetish going on (nothing wrong with that by the way), but hasn´t her face damaged your retina enough already?
There's a face attached to that thing somewhere?
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post #47 of 99
5/15/08 at 12:13pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
God, these people aren't even making an effort to look like normal humans. Is that that boyfriend of hers that went to jail?
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post #48 of 99
5/15/08 at 12:17pm
It would make sense if her bf was Pete Doherty. What a great couple that would make....luckily, their drug use would prevent them from having children.


plus this


Is a match made in heaven.
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post #49 of 99
5/15/08 at 12:18pm
This thread sooo needs a NSFW tag.
Or rather a Not Safe For Life tag.
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post #50 of 99
5/15/08 at 12:28pm
It's Sister Zelda from Pet Sematary! All it needs to do is look into the camera and croak "RAAACHHEELLL!! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!"
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