I can honestly say, should an extended cut happen, I'd be all over it. Considering the film did jack shit at the box office, not likely.
Also, the ending wants so bad to be The Fellowship of the Ring's ending. It's not. It's just fucking abrupt.
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Alright so I just rented this and I gotta say I actually enjoyed it. However the way the film moved, im a little confused. So lets make sure I have everything right.
So the majestry is trying to control people because they think they know whats best. They don't want people knowing about Dust and other worlds. And they need to seperate the kids from their pets/demons/soul because somehow the dust enters the demon and then somehow allows you to travel between worlds. But what is dust? And why does the church care if we know there is other worlds? Also I would love to know some specifics on what religious parts were cut out? |
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I still am not re watching until a Directors Cut is given to us, you can just sense while watching that it was hacked to pieces because New Line was backed into a corner, unlike Amberson's though you know its still in existence. As many SFX people and preview people say at least an hour was cut and unlike POTC 3 this desperately needs that time back.
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But what is dust? And why does the church care if we know there is other worlds? Also I would love to know some specifics on what religious parts were cut out?
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Also, the ending wants so bad to be The Fellowship of the Ring's ending. It's not. It's just fucking abrupt.
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Yaw-fucking-awn. What a bore.
First off, these characters have no life to them. Everything is exposition, even up to the end. The climactic battle was a waste, and had no pulse. It's a bunch of people clashing, then some other people show up, then some other people show up, and HEY! the witches save the day! Except we don't know who the fuck the witches are. Or why they're involved with this mission to rescue a bunch of kids. Or why Eva Green shows up for three seconds throughout the film but we're supposed to be gloriously triumphant when she shows up at the end. And for that matter, why she's with the kids on the airship at the end. And the whole movie has problems like that. Characters keep spouting off shit that ostensibly have something to do with the plot, but we as an audience are disconnected because we're not allowed to see and discover any of it on our own. The thing with the Compass is glossed over with so little fanfare that it's hard to believe why only Lyra can read it, since it takes her exactly five fucking seconds to figure it out. And why would the college professor give her The Most Valuable Object In The World knowing full well it was what Nicole Kidman was after? Wouldn't it be better within the walls of the college, where the Big Evil Church has no power? And why is Sam Elliot telling us how cool it is to be an "aironaut" instead of selling it to us visually? What's the big deal with the polar bear subplot? The bear fight was pretty awesome (the only action scene Weitz managed to competently pull off, and even then it still lacked more of a punch because there's little lead up to it), but who gives a shit about Ian McKellan becoming king of the Polar Bears? It has nothing to do with what the movie ends up being about, which is "Let's Rescue Annoying Child Actor #45". And holy hell, what an awful ending. Did they go back and reshoot the scene where Lyra wonders out loud for no reason whatsoever about all the grand things they're going to do? Talk about mind numbingly insulting. It was seriously like the announcer at the end of a 60s Batman episode: "WILL Lyra reach her Uncle Father in time? HOW are our heroes going to defeat Evil Ms. Mother? DOES anyone else think Pig-Faced Kid is a poor substitute for Sean Astin? Tune in next week to see, same Bat-time, same Bat-station!" Y'know, ever since Lord of the Rings studios have been trying like hell to kickstart their own trilogies. I've seen some doozies, but this takes the cake. The difference between this and, say, Riddick, is that I really don't give a fuck to see what would happen next. And that pisses me off, because the central story and the universe this takes place in seems like it could be awesome. |
| I'll say. I know it's a series, but I was kinda left asking "That's it? Where are they going?" The film feels like it's keeping interesting things from me, and that frustrates me. |
| In all seriousness, that polar bear LOST HIS FUCKING JAW. |
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It's a hard movie to stick up for because it is a bit of a jumble. I think Weitz's director's cut, if ever released, will be a much better movie. What carried the movie for me was Lyra. I liked her character in the book (that no one reads? huh?) and I liked her in this. Almost every other character gets the short shrift unfortunately. If you read online what New Line cut out, a lot of it is character detail - much of Faa's storyline was kicked to the curb.
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Finally saw this earlier this year out of a sick curiosity and there being nothing else on Thai TV one night. As a huge fan of Pullmans series, what a bland boring mess this film is. Just a total waste of time money and effort on everyones part. If only someone competent like a Matthew Vaughn was given this film instead of one half of the American Pie brothers. Just awful. Everything wrong with a Hollywood adaptation of a wonderful challenging novel.
Hope someday we get a chance to see Weitz's movie, and not the studio tinkered version. Because, while jumbled, he obviously loves the material and tried pretty hard to put a good translation in theaters. I love the book, and didn't catch up with this until it hit DVD. But I thought he got some of it right. Especially Lyra. I think Weitz is far from a hack. But the experience he had making this movie seems to have ended his passion for flick making. Too bad.
I'm like a broken record in this thread.
I look forward to someone like the BBC getting to do a proper big budget series of the entire His Dark Materials some day personally. If they can do that for Narnia, surely they can eventually do it for the anti-Narnia.