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You no idea how fitting your avatar is...

9/11 happened

Dean Stockwell happened

Which state do you live in? I'm a bit of a beer afficionado. If chocolate is your thing, maybe a delicious, creamy Russian Imperial Stout. If you like bitterness with an apricot/mango/fruit twang, perhaps a double imperial IP, or a nice, smooth pale ale.

What can a few beers hurt? Particularly if you stay away from the Coors/Bud garbage.

Crucidildos, Exorcist: Synchronized, My Fan-Made Movie Posters, oh, we have such sights to show you!

Welcome back!

Maybe not in general, but TO Americans, if what I hear from everyone I know who's been there is correct, yeah.

Oh....oh... and then, there was "2 girls, 1 cup". Trust me - you don't want to know. Don't go looking for it. (*Slaps your hand away from the mouse*) I said DON'T.

There was also that hatched vs junk thing too.

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it
But we're trying to fight it...

Rest easy Mr. Cellophane, the NaS/Hova feud is over.

You missed this, this and this.

Oh and DaveB has a blog too.

Oh shit - we forgot to tell you what the President did with habeas corpus.

Beer is way better for you.

I'm interested in hearing about the missions. Any horror stories? Did anybody flip out on you in Korea? All of my Mormon friends here give me the same pat answer when i ask them about their missions, and it goes something like this:

"Oh, no. You'd be surprised. Pretty much everyone was nice. It was a great experience."

During such a long mission, I'd be shocked if at least one person didn't flip out.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Can someone fill me in on the details here? I've seen this mentioned before, but assumed it was a joke.

Welcome back, Cellophane. Others have filled you in on a lot of what you missed. There's also the touchy subject of some skinny causcian boy who scared the pants off many a Chewer by posting nearly naked pictures of himself on the boards. I remained panted and didn't participate.

I though "Shake That Bear" was way better than "2 girls, 1 cup."

But thats just me....

Long story short, Fabfunk reviewed "Eastern Promises" for AICN. Spent an insane paragraph about the scene in the bath and Viggos balls. Subsequently even Cronenberg admitted in an interview that he heard about it and thought it was insane. Something along that lines. There are more details, but I try to block them.

He posted a pic shortly before that with Mr. C looking like good buddies.

"dancing silly to Baccarra while singing"

Yes Sir, I can google....

http://chud.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-101782.html

They got off the island.

Of course I had doors slammed in my face, people cussing at me (most of which I didn't understand), and the occasional threat. But for the most part, people were really cool. It helped that we taught a lot of free English classes as part of our service (in a country obsessed with learning English) and that most older people in South Korea still love the US for its part in the Korean War. Most of the young people just wanted a cool American friend they could practice their English on.

The only real problems we ever had were with drunk college students. One time, two really drunk college kids were yelling threats at me and my missionary companion as we were walking past an anti-US rally on a college campus in a town called Naju. One tripped before he got within 10 feet of me and didn't get back up. The other tried a flying kick that landed awkwardly about 2 feet to my left. A bunch of people quickly surrounded that guy and dragged him away from me. Then people at the rally kept apologizing to me and my missionary companion and offering us drinks. A few guys said they actually loved the US but were there because college girls liked guys who protest. So, at their invitation, we joined in some anti-US chants for awhile while all the Koreans around us were cracking up.

Another drunk college kid got offended that we wouldn't drink with him at a college restaurant one night while we were standing in line to order. He started yelling at me asking me to fight him. I just diffused the situation by taking out my notepad where I write down vocabulary words and asking him to teach me all the cool swear words he just used. He bought us dinner and spent the next 30 minutes teaching us Korean we never learned at the Missionary Training Center.

I'm sorry, but whenever I think of Mormons, I think of Trey Parker in Orgazmo. And that sentence right there just solidified it.

Starbuck's seen Earth!

What happens when Starbuck goes into a Starbuck's? WHAT HAPPENS?

... to let us know you can really shake 'em down?

Now you tell me!

Wait, what?

Weclome back Cellophane, always nice to get a few prodigal chewers back - well, the good ones anyway.

Did you at least keep up with French Cinema over there? What did you see? Where in Gaul were you exactly?



Sorry, what?

It's been mentioned elsewhere but, what's with the broken sarcasm detectors?

The Re-design did some wacky things.

The third act hasn't gotten any better, and the jokes haven't gone away.

I think this thread reminded Cellophane why he stopped coming to CHUD and left the country.

Meh, but he went to France.

Well considering I just ran to the dictionary to see if the word 'gullible' had really been removed I think we can all colour me retarded.

Apologies for the miss

Most importantly, Uncle Cthulhu changed his name to Isildur's Bangs and proceeded to call up Drew Struzan's wife in the middle of the night.