1. I want to go to there.
2. Oh, no! Kenneth's a murderer and the Riddler's coming!
3. Rich 50 is middle class 38.
4. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
5. You are wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically manipulated shark.
6. The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.
7. A Blaffair to Rememblack.
8. He looks like a cartoon pilot!
9. When will modern science find the cure for a woman's mouth?
10. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.
11. No judgements in brainstorming.
12. Puerto Rican!
13. You've got wife eyes.
14. ...when I was working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at the Day's Inn.
15. Kenneth: Well, also speaking as a white male...
Jack: No. You're not. Socioeconomically, you're more like an inner-city Latina.
16. "For those of you just joining us, Tracy Jordan is giving guitar legend Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a hidden treasure."
17. Everybody, shut up! Lutz, shut up!
18. This is the part of my process where Liz Lemon usually comes along and fixes everything. (sigh) Heavy is the head that eats the crayons. Well, I'm going to take a nap. See you in 10 hours.
19. I'M LIZZING!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I'M LIZZZZZZINNNGGGG!!!
20. Science was my favourite subject at school. Especially the Old Testament.
21. What is this, horseville? Because I am surrounded by naysayers.