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post #51 of 96
5/12/08 at 6:16pm
Prepare the Snuke!
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post #52 of 96
5/12/08 at 6:18pm
These wastes of space are useless. The least they could do is die in a fiery bus crash. Something useful and funny instead of helping spread ignorance.

Why can't they live in tornado alley? At least then we'd have the pleasure of seeing a tornado fully made up of children. But with our rotten luck mom will probably cram them all into her cootch, run into the basement and emerge unscathed and pregnant again.
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post #53 of 96
5/12/08 at 7:24pm
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You have to be a really shitty pilot to miss the exhaust port on this woman!
It's like missing the ever-popular broad side of the barn.
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post #54 of 96
5/12/08 at 8:18pm
Well, this broad pretty much is a barn.
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post #55 of 96
9/1/09 at 2:16pm
CLOWN CAR???

...more like HoloDeck 3
(and I'm not telling you on which side of the door you're standing)

"N...N..N..N.n.nn.N...N..N..N.n.NINETEEN!!"
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post #56 of 96
9/1/09 at 2:31pm
My uterus hurts.
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post #57 of 96
9/1/09 at 2:49pm
Mine hurts, too.
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post #58 of 96
9/1/09 at 3:10pm
Down side: You've got 19 children.

Up side: Get your picture made with Dolly Parton.
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post #59 of 96
9/4/09 at 3:12pm
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My uterus hurts.
Too bad Michelle Duggar's doesn't. Maybe she'd knock it off already.

They're gonna go for a nice even 20 next year, I just know it.
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post #60 of 96
9/4/09 at 3:28pm
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Regardless of the fact that her husband is ten pelvic-thrusting sessions away from having to spend months filling a bored-out Super Soaker with his own spunk and then impregnating her via drive-by, where he dashes through her beefy draping labia and frantically shoots her ovum with his salvaged jizz right before her spasming uterus dips down to swallow him whole, it doesn't make it any less frightening from a humanitarian point of view.
The thread should have ended with this. This is some goddamn good stuff.
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post #61 of 96
9/4/09 at 3:33pm
I hope their next baby disproves God's existence. That'd fuck 'em up nice.
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post #62 of 96
9/4/09 at 3:37pm
Marshall Bell w Kuato attached?
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post #63 of 96
9/4/09 at 3:48pm
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The Duggars are followers of the evangelical Christian movement
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The family estimates it has used 90,000 diapers and launders 200 loads of clothes each month in a row of industrial-size washers and dryers.

Even though they go through three loaves of bread per day, they claim to feed their family for less than $2,000 a month. Transportation is facilitated by nine vehicles, led by a 21-passenger bus.
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post #64 of 96
9/4/09 at 3:49pm
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Too bad Michelle Duggar's doesn't. Maybe she'd knock it off already.

They're gonna go for a nice even 20 next year, I just know it.
*Rubs eyes*

Do my eyes deceive me? Holy shit, LisaNY is back!
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post #65 of 96
9/4/09 at 5:02pm
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*Rubs eyes*

Do my eyes deceive me? Holy shit, LisaNY is back!
Hey Ed!
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post #66 of 96
9/4/09 at 5:13pm
If you want to read up on the nutso fringe Christo jabber that keeps these guys going. Click here.
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post #67 of 96
9/4/09 at 5:27pm


It took me several reads of that picture to realize that it does not indeed say:

LOL! Children are a heritage of the Lord.

When I realized the error of my ways I quickly lost interest in this insanity.
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post #68 of 96
9/4/09 at 5:38pm
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LOL! Children are a heritage of the Lord.
Man do I wish that's what that said.

For fuck's sake, Jim Bob, keep it in your damn pants.
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post #69 of 96
9/4/09 at 5:38pm
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And of course, the Duggars have their book pimped out on that site.
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post #70 of 96
9/4/09 at 5:39pm
Let's just all hope that Jim Bob's next arrest is at the hands of detective John Hartigan.
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post #71 of 96
9/4/09 at 8:26pm
Michelle Duggar must be some kind of goddamn sexual tyrannosaur in the bedroom to keep making Jim-Bob so randy.

Since the kid'll have a "J" first name (SHOCKER!! My hatred grows!), I'm claiming "Jughead" in the pool right now. Especially if it's a girl.
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post #72 of 96
9/4/09 at 8:31pm
Why do I suspect that there is a child for every single time that couple has ever had sex?
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post #73 of 96
9/5/09 at 5:20pm
I really have nothing to add to this thread other than saying LISA IS BACK! YAY! Of course, you wait until I'm in London for the week and not able to access the boards that much. Figures.
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post #74 of 96
9/5/09 at 8:29pm
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Me too, actually. After reading this story for the 16th, 17th, and now the 18th hatchling, I grew disgusted and horrified with the idea of the fact that she's basically a broodmare for Jesus, though I'm sure she's been indoctrinated enough by the Quiverful bullshit to believe that this is her true purpose on earth.

Regardless of the fact that her husband is ten pelvic-thrusting sessions away from having to spend months filling a bored-out Super Soaker with his own spunk and then impregnating her via drive-by, where he dashes through her beefy draping labia and frantically shoots her ovum with his salvaged jizz right before her spasming uterus dips down to swallow him whole, it doesn't make it any less frightening from a humanitarian point of view.
Good stuff. This makes me want to give you a baby. Just one though.
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post #75 of 96
9/5/09 at 8:37pm
Where are you going to steal it from? There isn't a sane female on this planet that's willing to take my seed.
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post #76 of 96
9/5/09 at 8:41pm
We can rescue little Jehovah Dugger from the pound. It's not like they'll miss him.
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post #77 of 96
10/27/09 at 10:41pm
HDNet World Report just did a feature on these "quiver full" whackjobs. This is Jim Jones level indoctrination. Frightening shit.
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post #78 of 96
11/5/09 at 7:11pm
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"That's no moon, it's a space station!"
"No, that's no space station, it's Michelle Duggar's vag!"
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post #79 of 96
11/5/09 at 9:30pm
This is how much of a nerd I am: I misread the thread title as "Duergar are expecting baby #18!".
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post #80 of 96
11/6/09 at 3:21pm
"That vagina is Ground Zero!"
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post #81 of 96
11/6/09 at 3:34pm
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Originally Posted by Luca S. View Post
This is how much of a nerd I am: I misread the thread title as "Duergar are expecting baby #18!".
The fact that I got that shows how much of a nerd I am.
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post #82 of 96
11/6/09 at 3:42pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny View Post
The fact that I got that shows how much of a nerd I am.
The fact that I've been trying to think of a "Tony Cox/vagina cave mining" joke shows what a nerd I am.
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post #83 of 96
11/6/09 at 4:46pm
I think what's going to happen next was accurately simulated by Wilford Brimley in The Thing.
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post #84 of 96
11/6/09 at 5:10pm
"That baby came from the Duggar! That thing's operational!"





I apologize.
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post #85 of 96
11/6/09 at 5:18pm
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post #86 of 96
11/6/09 at 10:14pm
Yeah, Cronenberg should direct the movie based on this family.
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post #87 of 96
11/6/09 at 10:22pm
Every time someone bumps this thread, I think "Jesus, ANOTHER one?"
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post #88 of 96
11/6/09 at 10:34pm
Surprised no one's posted this yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-L3JMk7C1A
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post #89 of 96
11/6/09 at 10:50pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Every time someone bumps this thread, I think "Jesus, ANOTHER one?"
Ohhh, just give them time. You won't be wrong.
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post #90 of 96
11/7/09 at 1:20am
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Every time someone bumps this thread, I think "Jesus, ANOTHER one?"
Every time someone bumps this thread, I picture a spud launcher but with babies shooting out instead of tasty potatoes.
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post #91 of 96
11/9/09 at 1:23am
What gets me about this whole thing is just that rather than rethink they're shaky religious decision when those around them likely are not with their way of thinking, these kinds of people decide to give birth to their own creepy little army they can brainwash into their beliefs.
I feel bad for the woman being that dried out cavern that she is, but I feel worse for the kids... somehow I get the impression when the cameras are off there's a lot of daddy yelling things about the lord.
I hope I'm wrong.. but that's just where my mind goes with all this.
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post #92 of 96
11/9/09 at 3:45pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny View Post
The fact that I got that shows how much of a nerd I am.
Been meaning to add: I got it, too. You ain't alone, Nordling. [Fist bump]
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post #93 of 96
12/11/09 at 1:34pm
"Brooklyn" has been immortalized through a Duggar.

Alas, no squatting was involved this time around. To the relief of her OB, I'm sure:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/35195
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post #94 of 96
12/11/09 at 1:36pm
Born early? More than likely she simply fell out.
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post #95 of 96
12/11/09 at 1:47pm
god damn it she did it again this is really making me irate

(not really, it's her body, but still)
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post #96 of 96
12/11/09 at 1:58pm
This show is the worst. They had an episode on awhile back (the only one I watched) where two of the older girls had to go get their wisdom teeth out, and they were petrified. It's natural to be scared to go to the dentist, but the histrionics level on display led me to believe that their fears were a side-effect of home-schooling. They probably view anything medical or even remotely science-y as spooky.

I mean yeah, they obviously have enough money with the show and whatnot to support the kids, but they are raising an army of ignoramuses. The best part of the episode was the cousin or whatever who wasn't a Fundie (that they basically all think is a whore because she's kissed a boy before) but is the most normal seeming person in the entire family.
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