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O'Reilly wants his motherfucking iced tea...NOW.

post #1 of 39
5/12/08 at 4:22pm
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http://gawker.com/5008668/bill-oreil...own-resurfaces
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post #2 of 39
5/12/08 at 4:49pm
Wow. Right when you think he couldn't be a bigger douchebag.
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post #3 of 39
5/12/08 at 5:09pm
Oh, man, this is my new favorite thing ever.
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post #4 of 39
5/12/08 at 5:22pm
That link is worth it for many reasons, but, perhaps, none so much as this excerpt from one of the posts:
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He opens the closet door, and looks at the poster of John Wayne hanging on the inside - the man he always wanted to be, but never could be, no matter how much he screams into footwear or chokes himself on cucumbers.
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post #5 of 39
5/12/08 at 5:31pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
That link is worth it for many reasons, but, perhaps, none so much as this excerpt from one of the posts:
That whole post is pretty great.
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post #6 of 39
5/12/08 at 11:40pm
And from that day forth Bill pledged he'd never be caught being unable to make stuff up on Television again.
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post #7 of 39
5/13/08 at 2:50am
Having worked in live TV production for the past 4 years and taping many segments, I have NEVER seen anyone flip out like Bill did there or the Chris Berman tapes from a month ago. I just cannot comprehend it.
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post #8 of 39
5/13/08 at 3:10am
Currently the greatest video clip ever.

I love how he looks at his watch as if he has some place to be.
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post #9 of 39
5/13/08 at 11:32am
What a dick. How anyone can continue to defend this fucking nutjob is beyond me. I work with a guy who's a hardcore O'Reilly fan. When asked why he says "'cause he just tells it like it is."

Fuck him and fuck O'Reilly.
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post #10 of 39
5/13/08 at 11:49am
Is there ever a reason to be such an asshole? I don't care if the person behind the camera is your arch enemy, there's no reason to blow up like that.

The man has some serious issues. And that was a while ago. I'm sure he thinks therapy is above him, so that kind of anger just festers and gets more nasty.

However, I did find it fucking funny, he could go from ape shit crazy to super calm and eloquent when reading the teleprompter. The man has talent.
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post #11 of 39
5/13/08 at 11:53am
You have to love the resigned, used to it voice of the director.
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post #12 of 39
5/13/08 at 11:57am
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer View Post
What a dick. How anyone can continue to defend this fucking nutjob is beyond me. I work with a guy who's a hardcore O'Reilly fan. When asked why he says "'cause he just tells it like it is."

Fuck him and fuck O'Reilly.
He sounds like the kind of guy that's inspired by the "hard truth" of Carlos Mencia.

My favorite part is when the sound goes out, and you see him flailing away. What an awful human being.
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post #13 of 39
5/13/08 at 12:10pm
That hair is majestic.

How does he not know what "Sting will play us out" means?
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post #14 of 39
5/13/08 at 12:51pm
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How does he not know what "Sting will play us out" means?
But what's even better is that he's just totally flipping out about what "play us out" means. And when they try to explain it to him, they can't because he just keeps flipping out. I love seeing assholes act like even bigger assholes - it's validation.
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post #15 of 39
5/13/08 at 12:56pm
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You have to love the resigned, used to it voice of the director.
Been there.

I guess some people are resigned to being in an abusive working relationship.
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post #16 of 39
5/13/08 at 12:57pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
You have to love the resigned, used to it voice of the director.
"Do this, shoot that - one day I'll show O'Reilly! I'll show them ALL!!"
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post #17 of 39
5/13/08 at 1:43pm
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Wow. Right when you think he couldn't be a bigger douchebag.
Who thought this?
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post #18 of 39
5/13/08 at 1:46pm
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer View Post
What a dick. How anyone can continue to defend this fucking nutjob is beyond me. I work with a guy who's a hardcore O'Reilly fan. When asked why he says "'cause he just tells it like it is."
You shouldn't have given him an opening by asking a question. Make a declarative statement: "You shouldn't watch that stuff because Bill O'Reilly is a hateful ignorant fool. I pity those who think the world is the way O'Reilly says it is."

Then slap him if he makes a Mr. T. joke. Although Mr. T.'s political analysis is bound to more on the ball than than O'Reilly.
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post #19 of 39
5/13/08 at 2:31pm
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You shouldn't have given him an opening by asking a question. Make a declarative statement: "You shouldn't watch that stuff because Bill O'Reilly is a hateful ignorant fool. I pity those who think the world is the way O'Reilly says it is."

Then slap him if he makes a Mr. T. joke. Although Mr. T.'s political analysis is bound to more on the ball than than O'Reilly.
The problem is they guy himself is a hateful, ignorant fool (the type of guy who thinks black folk should "get over" slavery because hey, he's Irish and his ancestors weren't treated very well either) and if he doesn't see it in himself he's not going to see it in anyone else.
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post #20 of 39
5/13/08 at 2:34pm
Is there anything more frusterating than a family member who watches that shit? Arggh! Have an uncle that actually quotes him!
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post #21 of 39
5/13/08 at 2:56pm
Kind of blows his everyman persona he's built for himself when he acts like a total asshole because the teleprompter isn't working.
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post #22 of 39
5/13/08 at 3:00pm
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Originally Posted by Seabass Inna Bun View Post
You shouldn't have given him an opening by asking a question. Make a declarative statement: "You shouldn't watch that stuff because Bill O'Reilly is a hateful ignorant fool. I pity those who think the world is the way O'Reilly says it is."

Then slap him if he makes a Mr. T. joke. Although Mr. T.'s political analysis is bound to more on the ball than than O'Reilly.
I would happily tune in every night to watch the Mr T Factor.
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post #23 of 39
5/13/08 at 3:21pm
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Originally Posted by stunt poop View Post
Kind of blows his everyman persona he's built for himself when he acts like a total asshole because the teleprompter isn't working.
That's what makes this all the more revealing...I think his teleprompter WAS working. He was just so dense that the words "and Sting will play us out" read like jibberish to him. I suppose if I saw copy that read to me like "popcorn avocado monkey phone," I'd think there were "no words" there too.
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post #24 of 39
5/13/08 at 4:28pm
Exactly. He just doesn't understand the phrase, which makes the whole thing more hilarious. ME NO UNDERSTAND WRITINGS ON MAGIC SPEECH MAKER!
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post #25 of 39
5/13/08 at 4:49pm
Dammit, who put a question mark on the teleprompter?!?
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post #26 of 39
5/13/08 at 4:59pm
Nice reference, Sir.

I love his autistic silent dance at the end. Put some 90´s Eurotrash music under it and you have your new "Macarena" dance for the summer.
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post #27 of 39
5/13/08 at 5:25pm
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Nice reference, Sir.

I love his autistic silent dance at the end. Put some 90´s Eurotrash music under it and you have your new "Macarena" dance for the summer.
Technoviking will be jealous.
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post #28 of 39
5/13/08 at 5:28pm
He had his 15 minutes of fame. About 15 minutes too long. Warhol would rape him with cans of Campell´s soup. Rightfully I might add.
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post #29 of 39
5/13/08 at 6:34pm
And this is how you do it funnier and with some class.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwPar...eature=related
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post #30 of 39
5/13/08 at 8:53pm
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Originally Posted by Burning Son View Post
Dammit, who put a question mark on the teleprompter?!?
LOL.
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post #31 of 39
5/13/08 at 10:04pm
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer View Post
The problem is they guy himself is a hateful, ignorant fool (the type of guy who thinks black folk should "get over" slavery because hey, he's Irish and his ancestors weren't treated very well either) and if he doesn't see it in himself he's not going to see it in anyone else.
You're probably right, but the objective isn't to get him to change his wicked ways so much as get him to keep his fandom to himself. Or you could just tell him that you wouldn't believe Bill O'Reilly if he said water was wet and that's that so there's no point. I know he's full of it, you know he's full of it, anyone who hasn't reached a similar conclusion by now never will.
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post #32 of 39
5/13/08 at 11:44pm
That was phenomenal.
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post #33 of 39
5/13/08 at 11:46pm
Someone in the know please update us when this has been YTMND'd.
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post #34 of 39
5/13/08 at 11:54pm
I'm speechless. What a fucking tool.
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post #35 of 39
5/14/08 at 12:00am
REMIX!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yyp43mZq7s
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post #36 of 39
5/14/08 at 1:08am
The video reminded me of this classic SNL skit.
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post #37 of 39
5/14/08 at 12:06pm
Okay, it just dawned on me what his rant totally reminds me of - Gene Hackman's way over the top performance in The Poseidon Adventure! Right before he sacrifices himself to save everyone else by jumping onto the steampipe crank-wheel. Don't get me wrong - I love Gene Hackman, and that scene was what I'd call appropriately over-the-top. But the fact that O'Reilly reminded me of that scene because he's too dumb to figure out a fucking teleprompter just makes it extra hilarious. Go ahead, combine 'em together, it's fun! "How many more LIVES? Fuck it, do it LIVE!" Mr. O'Reilly, I know Reverend Scott, Reverend Scott was in my favorite disaster movie of the '70s, and YOU sir, are no Reverend Scott!
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post #38 of 39
5/14/08 at 1:36pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
You have to love the resigned, used to it voice of the director.
Yeah, but I am certainly not envious of that guy.

You can't help but forward that video on to others.
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post #39 of 39
5/14/08 at 2:18pm
http://www.comedycentral.com/colbert...videoId=168451
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