Uwe Boll Gets Whipped Out Of Theaters

Awesome Awesome news.

That sound you hear is the entire nation applauding this decision by theaters.

Hahahahahaha.

Poor Scut Farkis.

I actually don't believe this story. I have a hard time believing this film was supposed to be in 1500 theaters, that there were ever plans to strike that many prints.

Or for that matter, afford that many prints.

Didn't Uwe Boll get screwed on prints for BloodRayne as well and have a similar type issue? Some legal crap involving Billy Zane?

Edit:

What does this mean for TUNNEL RATS? I actually want to see that one.

Uwe Boll isn't much of a filmmaker but as a crazy Internet blogger, he's quite entertaining.

In this link, he tries to name important films from the past 50 years as some of his favorites while throwing out vague reasons that leave me wondering if he's even seen any of them.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/postal/news/1727919/

Gods, how does that man get any kind of financing?! That looks horrid.

I wish he would use his amazing powers to raise financing for good. Such as becoming a producer and getting talented directors projects off the ground. He'd probably make his backers more money.

I don't think Boll would work as a producer either because he really seems to lack simple logic. He wants to make a "controversial" film that makes fun of America, 9/11, and religion and then cry when none of the theaters want to touch it. Certain filmmakers could pull off making a film like this but when you have a reputation as a hack who makes bad video game movies, you need to step your game up in the filmmaking department before attempting to tackle something like this.

The comments on the Postal website are particularly amusing since he seems to envision himself as some kind of "cinematic crusader" battling against the big-budget major studio projects. He might have something if he actually knew how to make a fucking movie. I also can't help but chuckle at the irony of him still whining about folks who bash his work on the Internet when he does the same to every filmmaker who isn't him.

This is what I've been thinking for years. I just want to sit that man down and tell him that, look Uwe, you're good at getting money for films, what you lack is actual talent.

so i watched a bit of the dungeon siege movie...and damn this guy makes the best party movies EVER...pop it in, have a few drinks and just make fun of the film!

Having seen this, I can vouch for the fact that having Postal avoiding a wide release is like having one of the planes avoiding the World Trade Center. It's not a disaster, but the fact that it was made is tragedy enough.

And 9/11 did not have a Kids in the Halls penis in it.

I believed that story then as much as I do now.

Poor Dave Foley and his penis.

After watching that You Tube video about a month ago, I have drawn my conclusion that Boll is more than just a horrible director, he's an insane horrible movie director.

Here's a good LA Times article on Dr. Boll:

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...tory?track=rss