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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer 
Yeah, X-Files was all about believability.
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A more believable scene from yesterday's episode:
Generic FBI Lady #213: "We need to catch this guy, seriously! I'm not losing him twice"
Jackson: "Hey, everything is under control! CALM DOWN!"
Weird Science: "There's only one way to solve the case...
Jules Verne's magic retina camera."
Jackson: "Wait a second! Jules Verne is fictional. Smooth move, Einstein - there's no such thing as a magic retina camera."
Weird Science: "When did you lose your sense of imagination?"
Jackson: "During my brief stint at M.I.T. - I am quite smart, despite my good looks."
Generic FBI Lady #213: "I'm not going to lose this guy... again! Where can we find this magic retina camera, doctor?"
Weird Science: "It just so happens I know exactly where to find it."
Weird Science pulls down his pants and squats.Jackson: "CALM DOWN!"
Weird Science rolls up his sleeve and plunges his arm deep inside of his rectum. After rooting around in his colon for a minute, he pulls out a fully-formed magic retina camera and hands it to Generic FBI Lady #213.
Generic FBI Lady #213: Alright, let's get to work.
Jackson: "I have an I.Q. of 160."