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post #1 of 5
5/22/08 at 11:57pm
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1. They create "goodbye" threads (only to lurk), so they can make more time for porn.
2. They're reading this thread right now, hoping for a NSFW link.
3. They check the main page regularly for a new feature column called "PHUD" (or more appropriate/efficient "PUD").
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post #2 of 5
5/23/08 at 2:09am
4. They loudly bemoan a minor porn star's quitting the business/conversion to Christ/cockeyed boob-job/fatal overdose/horrible murder/sexy murder/Fabfunk-related murder.

5. They make porn-related posts at 1 AM.
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post #3 of 5
5/23/08 at 11:33am
Wow, that took one response for the denigration to kick in. Bravo.
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post #4 of 5
5/23/08 at 1:08pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Wow, that took one response for the denigration to kick in. Bravo.
Um, that's deafricanamericanation you biggot.
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post #5 of 5
5/23/08 at 1:59pm
6. They type with a pencil clinched in their teeth because their wrists are sore from jerking off.

7. You translate Fabfunk's posts into spiral notebooks you store on a bookshelf.
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