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Why Won't God Heal Amputees?

post #1 of 12
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post #2 of 12
It's because God has a special purpose for them, which must be for humiliation and our amusement of them. Surely.
post #3 of 12
Jesus doesn't have time to build an arm or a leg, Slade.
post #4 of 12
Because Prince Randian rolling and lighting a cigarette with just his mouth is an even bigger miracle.
post #5 of 12
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Jesus doesn't have time to give them a hand
Wasted opportunity.

He was a carpenter though, you'd think he could build some legs pretty quickly.
post #6 of 12
I'd come up with a witty remark here, but I'm stumped.



STUMPED! THAT'S A JOKE, SON!!! Went right over your head! NOGGIN that is! I keeps pitchin' 'em and you keeps mssin' 'em.
post #7 of 12
They discriminated against strippers and hookers and dong makers.
post #8 of 12
My God does not heal amputees because he is busy sleeping, dreaming of the day when he will wake ad devour souls while uttering an unintelligible language that drives peole insane with just a mere syllable. The human race is a mere snack to him

Oh, who am I kidding?
post #9 of 12
Also.

post #10 of 12
Because it's their own damn fault.
post #11 of 12
El Thain, where was that picture taken? I swear I've seen that painting before (and not just a 'Oh, it's a Crucifixion painting, but that exact one.')
post #12 of 12
Found it on the net, but it is probably fromsome east-coast art museum.
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