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19 Year-old Gamer Becomes Mayor in Oklahoma

post #1 of 14
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http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/...a-town/1215787

The kid has promised to pwn high taxes and dazzle opponents with his leet debating skillz.

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19 year-old gamer becomes mayor of Oklahoma town
Teen goes from zoning out to zoning laws

By Ben Silverman

Like any red-blooded American teenager, John Tyler Hammons digs rock music, fast cars, video games and...fiscal planning?

Apparently so. The AP reports that the University of Oklahoma freshman trounced 70 year-old Hershel McBride to become the mayor of Muskogee, Oklahoma, making it the first city in the nation to be governed by a self-admitted gamer.

But while he could own any of his peers at Halo 3, the fresh-faced leader is turning his sights on cleaning up the town's politics by establishing an independent ethics commission and locking down campaign finance reporting.

"I'm sure the (city) council will work with me on these issues," he said. "I campaigned on this, and this is something I intend to push."

Tired of the same old political shenanigans, the townsfolk are backing their new man.

"He doesn't have the baggage. He doesn't owe anybody anything," said cafe owner Gary Armstrong. "It's sort of a fresh start for Muskogee."

Best known as the subject of country legend Merle Haggard's 1969 hit "Okie from Muskogee," the unassuming city of 38,000 is considered the archetype of virtuous, small town America, a "place where even squares can have a ball."

And now, so can gamers.
post #2 of 14
Did they celebrate with Hot milk and cookies?
post #3 of 14
Wow. It's stories like these that make me feel a whole lot less accomplished, and I'm six years older than this kid!


I'll claim a moral victory in my ability to legally drink, though.
post #4 of 14
He needs to turn the town into a GTA-like free for all murder zone.

If he was a real gamer, he'd do that. Otherwise he's just a poser.
post #5 of 14
Thread Starter 
You know, I'm kinda kicking myself for not making a joke about how his opponents disputed the results, declaring "HAXXORS!"
post #6 of 14
I heard about this a while ago. He beat out a 26 year old who is running Pittsburgh at the moment.
post #7 of 14
Granted, that's because he's filling the seat that his predecessor left him when he passed away.
post #8 of 14
True, but still the guy was city council president before the previous mayor passed away.
post #9 of 14
Psh, that's like an intern.
post #10 of 14
shh, don't tell our guy that.
post #11 of 14
The world needs more people like this kid.
post #12 of 14
The mayors job in that town apparently is just a spokesman for the town with no responsibilities. It's a part time gig with no pay.
post #13 of 14
Yes, similar to the Mayor's job in most small towns. Although he is also a voting member of the City Council.
post #14 of 14
Ah shit, who let Snaieke talk again?
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