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post #1 of 47
5/29/08 at 11:44am
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Just so you know, this has become a thing where we each have a series of things we have to include in the pieces. For example, among others I have to have Abe Lincoln, an alien, Dracula, a child in peril, myself, a robot, a hammerhead shark airplane, a rat, and much more. Andrea has to have a rubber duck, a clown, a garden gnome, a child in peril, a skeleton with a burning crotch, herself, and much more. These aren't meant to make sense, but they're kind fun and a blast to do, especially when the inevitable jackass saunters over to see what we're drawing right as one of us finishes with a vagina with legs or something. Hope you like.


The Rally (Click here for really large version):

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post #2 of 47
5/29/08 at 11:46am
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The Cocktail Party (Click here for really large version):

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post #3 of 47
5/29/08 at 3:24pm
Nice stuff - definitely getting a Sergio Aragones vibe off of these. MORE!!!!
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post #4 of 47
5/29/08 at 3:28pm
I wonder what kind of awesome would come out of a 100 foot canvas.
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post #5 of 47
5/29/08 at 3:33pm
I <3 the Dolphin Cannon

These are great, reminds me of the spreads they'd have in Cracked (yeah, I read that as a kid) where you could scour the page for what felt like forever picking up all kinds of fun little things happening all over. Good times.
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post #6 of 47
5/29/08 at 3:38pm
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We are working on a large format one! A war with two sides approaching each other.
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post #7 of 47
5/29/08 at 10:43pm
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Emergency Room #1 (Click here for really large version):

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post #8 of 47
5/29/08 at 10:45pm
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Emergency Room #2: (Click here to see it huge)

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post #9 of 47
5/30/08 at 12:47am
These are all so delightfully fucked-up. Look forward to more!
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post #10 of 47
5/30/08 at 2:31pm
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An older one!

Cemetery #1: (Click here to see it huge)

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post #11 of 47
6/9/08 at 10:21am
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The Robot: (Click Here To See It Big):

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post #12 of 47
6/9/08 at 11:32am
I like the guy who seems to be randomly burning infants in a robot factory.
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post #13 of 47
6/9/08 at 12:19pm
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His story is a unique one, but a story worth telling.

That said, do you like the more serious and elaborate shift here?
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post #14 of 47
6/9/08 at 1:46pm
It's certainly more cohesive, yeah. I dig it. I almost looks like some sort of perverted prequel to The Iron Giant.
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post #15 of 47
6/17/08 at 10:53am
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This is an early one, but it's like 2 feet tall in reality. Still, it's early and has some awfully perverse stuff.

Family Fuck World: (See It Big Here)

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post #16 of 47
6/17/08 at 11:39am
The woman at the Rape Booth looks so lonely.

Nice to see multiple species integration at the park, though.
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post #17 of 47
6/17/08 at 11:48am
Whoa, the robot one was quality stuff. Along with random baby immolator, I also like the Atlas-posing guy carrying a giant nut on his back, all the assorted robot goodness, and the fact that the workers (welders?) look like ninjas.

Clown Penetration seems like something they'd really have at carnivals. I also love the guy flying off the rails of the rollercoaster, seemingly flipping off God. Ice Dildos, Satan's Toilet, and Abe Lincoln operating a killer ride.. lots to enjoy here.
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post #18 of 47
6/17/08 at 5:32pm
I really like that the robot's controls are all at its crotch. Amongst the baby-broiling, it really caught my philosophical eye.


the hell does that say about me?
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post #19 of 47
6/24/08 at 4:42pm
Really like the robot one.
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post #20 of 47
6/24/08 at 4:47pm
One of these is now my desktop wallpaper. But I'm not saying which.

Awesome stuff, Nick.
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post #21 of 47
6/24/08 at 4:52pm
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I have a handful more of these done, including one that in real life is like 3 feet long. Will scan soon.
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post #22 of 47
7/2/08 at 9:11am
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
including one that in real life is like 3 feet long. Will scan soon.
W(h)angdoodle?
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post #23 of 47
7/8/08 at 2:06am
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An older, really perverted one:

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post #24 of 47
7/8/08 at 2:07am
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Monsters Everywhere!

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post #25 of 47
7/8/08 at 2:08am
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Bonus!

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post #26 of 47
7/8/08 at 2:12am
Any image of the shark, whether rocketing around or being rolled on wheels and crushed, continues to slay me.
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post #27 of 47
7/8/08 at 2:22am
Okay, the bonus just fucking killed me. More specifically, scrolling down to the title.
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post #28 of 47
7/8/08 at 2:33am
Say . . . that Monsters Everywhere pic has NO Abe Lincoln! Redraw!!
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post #29 of 47
7/8/08 at 2:35am
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We have some SERIOUS ABE on the way!
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post #30 of 47
7/9/08 at 2:43pm
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This one is made up of two huge pieces of paper:

WAR! (See it Huge)

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post #31 of 47
7/9/08 at 3:59pm
The battle of centuries!!

Team A:
The Colossus of Fuck You
Captain Consternation's brother
Baby Diaper-emptier
Robot trojan rocking horse
Flying mermaid fucker
sandwich man
Magician
naked asshole swinging in by his pubic hair
Fruit Carrier (my favorite of all time)
Nick the Baker carrying a wedding cake
Autograph-seeking skeleton appearing as Death
rubber ducky
narwhal
Level 22 Night Elf Warrior at his computer
Toilet man
Flying horse skeleton. Tiny, amazing conglomeration of equine bone in the sky!
Flying mustache
Jump-roping schoolboy skeleton
Telescopic machine-gunning tits ballerina
Dracula
Clown putting his stilts to better use. Fuck long pants.
Ice Cream truck getting the hell outta Dodge!!
Angry rollercoaster man
Various other assorted assholes.

Team B:
The green beast with filaments and tendrils
Hammerhead shark plane
Cannon-ball shooting giant dildo machine
Squatting man
Burning-crotch skeleton
bombs in a wagon
knight retreating
clown with his crotch blown to bits
Fetus wielding a spear in his placenta
Blowfish with an army of faces cloistered inside
Alien
Robot shooting things that morph into amazing helicopters
skateboarding corpse
flying dinosaur
Ghost
The original Captain Consternation
Retard
Flying Castle
Various assorted assholes.

There's no way the list covers all of the amazing little ones that showed up to battle to empty their diapers upon the opposing force or skateboard into the face of death...
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post #32 of 47
7/9/08 at 4:04pm
Truly epic.
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post #33 of 47
7/10/08 at 11:20pm
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post #34 of 47
7/11/08 at 12:35am
I always wondered what it would be like if Robert Williams drew the inner sleeve for a 70s'-era Allman Brothers album. Now I know.
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post #35 of 47
8/13/08 at 2:29pm
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Stuff in Progress:

MONSTER BELLY
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post #36 of 47
8/13/08 at 2:29pm
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RETARD FAMILY REUNION
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post #37 of 47
8/13/08 at 2:29pm
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SHOPPING MALL
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post #38 of 47
8/13/08 at 2:30pm
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LABORATORY STORAGE
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post #39 of 47
8/13/08 at 2:30pm
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SUBTERRANEAN SEGMENT BEAST
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post #40 of 47
8/13/08 at 2:31pm
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BAR
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post #41 of 47
8/13/08 at 2:31pm
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ROBOT #2
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post #42 of 47
3/10/09 at 2:00am
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post #43 of 47
3/10/09 at 2:10am
Hooray. It's been too long since my eyes were infected with perversion.

That one gentleman looks so happy to be chewing on the end of a ceiling fan.
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post #44 of 47
3/10/09 at 2:22am
The coloring and shading on these has gotten pretty spectacular.
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post #45 of 47
3/10/09 at 11:49am
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Thanks, we have some in progress now that are really good.
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post #46 of 47
3/10/09 at 2:59pm
The "older, really perverted" one is superb. I laughed hard at semi-nude Santa and, especially, the disgusted look on the young boy's face.
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post #47 of 47
3/10/09 at 4:00pm
Seeing this reminds me of "In Bruges".
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