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post #1 of 57
5/30/08 at 1:16am
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So, anyone live in Denver that is going to this thing? I really wish I still lived in Vegas at this point because I'd make a road trip for this...

Tomorrow (Friday, so today) there will be a screening of a video taken by a Denver native who claims to have captured a real life alien on tape. While, I am skeptical of all alien videos the way this guy is going about is it logical in terms of "cashing in" on the real deal. He's apparently not letting anyone take videos or pictures of the film but come on, if we can get copies of Indiana Jones 4 on the internet before it's released there should be one unscrupulous mother fucker out there willing to score a copy!

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/new...-shown-friday/

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A video that purportedly shows a living, breathing space alien will be shown to the news media Friday in Denver.

Jeff Peckman, who is pushing a ballot initiative to create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in Denver to prepare the city for close encounters of the alien kind, said the video is authentic and convinced him that aliens exist.

"As impressive as it is, it's still one tiny portion in the context of a vast amount of peripheral evidence," he said Wednesday. "It's really the final visual confirmation of what you already know to be true having seen all the other evidence."
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/new...-tape-no-fake/

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The instructor at the Colorado Film School who analyzed a video that purportedly shows a living space alien swears the footage is real.

"There is no doubt in my mind that (Stan Romanek, a Colorado native who has reported UFO sightings) did not post-produce this material. In other words, it's not a trick done in special effects," Jerry Hofmann, a professional film editor with more than 30 years of experience, said in a telephone interview this morning.

"I have equipment that will test to see if that shot was recorded originally on that tape, which it was," he said.

However, Hofmann said there's no way for him to know whether or not the little gray alien, which was videotaped peeping through a window, is the real thing.

But Hofmann thinks it is.
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post #2 of 57
5/30/08 at 1:28am
Close proximity to Focus on the Family's headquarters clearly has more visible side effects than I thought.
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post #3 of 57
5/30/08 at 5:51am
Do you think it's a coincidence that this happened a few days prior? Or does the Vatican know the tape is real and are just covering their asses?

Cue the X-Files theme.
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post #4 of 57
5/30/08 at 9:34am
I bet it's just a Sasquatch wearing deely boppers.
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post #5 of 57
5/30/08 at 11:16am
Didn't they try to do something similar with that alien autopsy stuff a few years ago?

If this was serious, you'd have scientists all over the world talking about it.
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post #6 of 57
5/30/08 at 11:43am
Fellow Chewers, wee need to try harder.
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post #7 of 57
5/30/08 at 12:20pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Didn't they try to do something similar with that alien autopsy stuff a few years ago?

If this was serious, you'd have scientists all over the world talking about it.
Perhaps YT will find a couple to quote.
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post #8 of 57
5/30/08 at 2:23pm
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From what I read, the Alien Autopsy video was debunked as having post production work done to it, that's why the guy had it certified before hand... Also, scientists haven't seen it yet.. the unveiling is today.
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post #9 of 57
5/30/08 at 2:29pm
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Originally Posted by Snaieke
From what I read, the Alien Autopsy video was debunked as having post production work done to it, that's why the guy had it certified before hand... Also, scientists haven't seen it yet.. the unveiling is today.
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"It shows an extraterrestrial's head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that's visible through an infrared camera," he said. The alien is about 4 feet tall and can be seen blinking, Peckman said earlier this month.
C'mon. There doesn't need to be post production work on it. I was making monster heads that could blink when I was 13.
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post #10 of 57
5/30/08 at 2:31pm
Yeah but did they emit heat? Huh? Did they?
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post #11 of 57
5/30/08 at 2:33pm
Of course! But only because I used a blow dryer to dry the paint on it.
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post #12 of 57
5/30/08 at 2:37pm
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Originally Posted by Abbott & Prospero View Post
C'mon. There doesn't need to be post production work on it. I was making monster heads that could blink when I was 13.
But a professional said it would cost 50 billion $ to make one. Are you saying the professional is talking out of his ass? Or did you have 150 trillion $ when you were 13?

Laugh while you can. Because when the tape is shown that crazy dude is gonna have the last laugh.

Or is gonna be laughed at. I get confused.
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post #13 of 57
5/30/08 at 2:57pm
Well, I don't know if you ever ordered special effect make-up supplies out of the back of Fangoria when you were a kid, but, yes, it helps to be a multi-millionaire.

How much for a 32 oz bottle of spirit gum?!! Needless to say, I just skimped on buying the spirit gum remover and told my unknowing victims that it was easily removed with soap and water.
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post #14 of 57
5/30/08 at 6:46pm
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Here's an article post viewing.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...19/detail.html

There is a grainy picture to go with the article.
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post #15 of 57
5/30/08 at 6:48pm
Does no one else think the fact that a film school instructor producing a video of something so outrageous is even more suspicious than some average joe doing it?
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post #16 of 57
5/30/08 at 6:54pm
What are you insinuating?! Oh, that it's fake? Yeah, I'll go with that.
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post #17 of 57
5/30/08 at 6:59pm
This isn't an alien, it's the god damned Punisher!
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post #18 of 57
5/30/08 at 7:06pm
I guess Aliens do dig Earth girls!

Cause of course the aliens have nothing better to do down here than stare into some hick's teenage daughter's room.
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post #19 of 57
5/30/08 at 9:48pm
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"According to one report, there are as many as 57 species, that have been documented by our own government, that have visited our planet," Peckman said.
The guy is one of those lizard men nut jobs.
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post #20 of 57
5/31/08 at 12:48am
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
The guy is one of those lizard men nut jobs.
That's reptoid, nonbeliever.
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post #21 of 57
6/1/08 at 9:07am
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
I guess Aliens do dig Earth girls!

Cause of course the aliens have nothing better to do down here than stare into some hick's teenage daughter's room.
"Earth girls only have TWO breasts? Waaahhh... A big long interstellar trip for nothing!"
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post #22 of 57
6/1/08 at 9:37am
Ironically on the Alien's homeworld, professional wrestling looks real.
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post #23 of 57
6/1/08 at 10:55am
If anyone is interested, I have photographic evidence of the invisible man.
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post #24 of 57
6/1/08 at 12:53pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
"Earth girls only have TWO breasts? Waaahhh... A big long interstellar trip for nothing!"
Total Recall will be the harbinger of doom for us all. They saw it, got excited, came to earth and are now horribly, horribly disappointed.
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post #25 of 57
6/1/08 at 2:33pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Total Recall will be the harbinger of doom for us all. They saw it, got excited, came to earth and are now horribly, horribly disappointed.
Not to mention horribly, horribly horny. A dangerous brew.
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post #26 of 57
6/1/08 at 2:37pm
Maybe we'll compromise on midget hookers.
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post #27 of 57
6/1/08 at 4:01pm
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Originally Posted by C.Swicegood View Post
That's reptoid, nonbeliever.
Did someone say Reptoids?
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post #28 of 57
6/1/08 at 4:08pm
If by some chance this is real I'm going to be pretty pissed. I mean, if we finally get to see aliens, why do they have to look like what we already thought they would look like? Where are the tentacles, razor sharp teeth, and KY saliva? This is pretty fucking lame if you ask me.
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post #29 of 57
6/2/08 at 10:31am
That alien looks so familiar!

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post #30 of 57
6/2/08 at 4:37pm
why do idiots like this almost always have to come from Colorado....
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post #31 of 57
6/2/08 at 4:55pm
It's cute to think an alien from halfway across the galaxy came all that way to peep in your window and occasionally probe your anus.

Whatever makes you feel important, I guess.
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post #32 of 57
6/2/08 at 4:59pm
Aaw, baby Cthulhu! He's adorable! (Well, it looks like Cthulhu anyways)
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post #33 of 57
6/2/08 at 5:07pm
I, for one, welcome our new lawn chair overlords.
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post #34 of 57
6/2/08 at 5:09pm
It does look like a paper plate with two holes cut out of it. However, if I saw a paper plate with two holes cut out of it hovering over my dining nook window, I'd probably shit my pants.
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post #35 of 57
6/2/08 at 5:24pm
At least you're polite enough to clean it out for the inevitable buttsearch.
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post #36 of 57
6/2/08 at 5:25pm
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Do you think it's a coincidence that this happened a few days prior? Or does the Vatican know the tape is real and are just covering their asses?

Cue the X-Files theme.
Creative freedom of God? So...in essence, all of creation is God's Intellectual Property and can be licensed and all that?

Man, those Catholics have some Big Guns in their legal department.
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post #37 of 57
6/2/08 at 5:26pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
It does look like a paper plate with two holes cut out of it. However, if I saw a paper plate with two holes cut out of it hovering over my dining nook window, I'd probably shit my pants.
If that happened to me, I'd probably yell "What the fuck is a nook?!"
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post #38 of 57
6/2/08 at 5:29pm
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Originally Posted by Eric Cordo View Post
If that happened to me, I'd probably yell "What the fuck is a nook?!"
Isn't it where you have breakfast?
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post #39 of 57
6/2/08 at 5:29pm
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Originally Posted by Eric Cordo View Post
If that happened to me, I'd probably yell "What the fuck is a nook?!"
It's like a sort of outcropping where you put a small table, usually for breakfast. Think of it as the kitchen's boob.
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post #40 of 57
6/2/08 at 5:32pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky View Post
It's like a sort of outcropping where you put a small table, usually for breakfast. Think of it as the kitchen's boob.
I will from now on call that area of my kitchen, the kitchen's boob.
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post #41 of 57
6/2/08 at 6:00pm
Agreed. Good job affecting my lexicon there, Minsky.
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post #42 of 57
6/2/08 at 6:36pm
This man about the universe wants to get 75 grand for his "committee".

News article and video here.
http://www.koaa.com/aaaa_top_stories/x1331638411
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post #43 of 57
6/2/08 at 6:51pm
Ah, now that I know, I wonder why I don't have one.

I wish I had a nook in which to be terrified by extraterrestrials.
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post #44 of 57
6/2/08 at 6:57pm
Aren't nooks the delicious divuts and recesses found in English muffins?
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post #45 of 57
6/2/08 at 7:03pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Aren't nooks the delicious divuts and recesses found in English muffins?
I swear, that's what I was thinking. And now I want an English muffin.
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post #46 of 57
6/3/08 at 3:13am
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Originally Posted by teledork View Post
Creative freedom of God? So...in essence, all of creation is God's Intellectual Property and can be licensed and all that?

Man, those Catholics have some Big Guns in their legal department.
Don't under-estimate the papal voting power of the Galgameks...

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post #47 of 57
6/3/08 at 3:29am
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
"Earth girls only have TWO breasts? Waaahhh... A big long interstellar trip for nothing!"
Well, they did get some bar-hopping in while they were here.
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post #48 of 57
6/3/08 at 3:47am
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Originally Posted by Eric Cordo View Post
This isn't an alien, it's the god damned Punisher!
Is this seriously the "proof?"
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post #49 of 57
6/3/08 at 4:25am
Could it be the neighbour's 15 year old kid wearing a black ski mask and Punisher T-shirt ogling this guy's daughter ?
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post #50 of 57
6/3/08 at 4:29am
Yeah sorry but thats it???

THATS THE PROOF?!?!?!

Fucking hell thats lame. Im getting really tired of all this "secrets revealed" nonsense turning into a grift that circus barkers would have been embarrassed by back in the 19th century for chrissake.

Even Fox Mulder would have trouble with this "evidence"

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