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post #1 of 57
6/2/08 at 5:49am
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"Which Bible Characters Am I?":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/487/W...cter-am-I.html
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post #2 of 57
6/3/08 at 11:10pm
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"My Speech to the High School Class of 2008":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/518/M...s-of-2008.html
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post #3 of 57
6/8/08 at 3:48am
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"Mixtapes for all!":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/574/M...s-for-all.html

I was sick, which explains the absence of blogs. I mean, you can't blog while laying on a couch...
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post #4 of 57
6/10/08 at 1:23am
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"Celebrities, let me name your babies!":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/593/C...ur-babies.html
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post #5 of 57
6/11/08 at 3:48am
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"Republicans aren't funny":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/611/R...39t-funny.html
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post #6 of 57
6/17/08 at 4:40am
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"Gay marriage for all!":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/677/G...e-for-all.html
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post #7 of 57
6/17/08 at 4:48am
I wish nothing but the best of luck for your children Epic and Charizard.
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post #8 of 57
6/17/08 at 4:48am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I wish nothing but the best of luck for your children Epic and Charizard.
They'll need it.
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post #9 of 57
6/17/08 at 4:51am
That and guns. When's the next gun initiative on the CA ballot again?
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post #10 of 57
6/17/08 at 5:46am
Epic and Charizard gave me a chuckle.

And that guy, and a thousand others like him, are karmic punishment for Lil' Bush.
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post #11 of 57
6/18/08 at 4:34pm
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"Vic Mackey and Me!":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/696/V...ey-and-Me.html
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post #12 of 57
6/18/08 at 5:12pm
Best twist ending over. Shyamalan can go fuck himself.
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post #13 of 57
6/23/08 at 4:15am
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"Quotes of a Drunk Man: Vol. 1"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/740/Q...Man-Vol-1.html
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post #14 of 57
6/24/08 at 9:27pm
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"Gas prices are bad for economy, cable TV":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/764/G...-cable-TV.html
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post #15 of 57
6/26/08 at 3:02am
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"No Child Left Behind, Lots of CHILDREN left behind, though":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/778/N...nd-though.html
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post #16 of 57
6/29/08 at 11:07pm
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"Nothing in Life is Free":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/800/N...e-is-Free.html
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post #17 of 57
7/2/08 at 5:17pm
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"Waterboarding is torture":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/836/W...s-torture.html
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post #18 of 57
7/6/08 at 5:21pm
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"NBC now owns the weather...channel":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/858/N...erchannel.html
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post #19 of 57
7/15/08 at 2:10am
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"It's the most wonderful time of the year":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/914/I...-the-year.html
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post #20 of 57
7/22/08 at 3:13am
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"My request to all crazy people":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/956/M...zy-people.html
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post #21 of 57
8/4/08 at 1:33am
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"The lonely ballad of Shaw":

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1041/...d-of-Shaw.html
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post #22 of 57
8/12/08 at 1:17am
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"Internetz. Can I has it?"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1088/...-I-has-it.html
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post #23 of 57
8/27/08 at 8:18pm
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"And that's that"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1162/...039s-that.html
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post #24 of 57
8/27/08 at 8:45pm
Not to derail but you kind of look like a friend of mine who oddly enough lived in North Hollywood for quite a while.
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post #25 of 57
8/27/08 at 9:22pm
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Drats, I've been found out!

I'm actually told I look like a lot of people. I guess I have that type of face. Or maybe it's the big nose.
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post #26 of 57
8/27/08 at 9:23pm
Perhaps but you didn't happen to live near Victory and Cartwright at one point did you?
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post #27 of 57
8/27/08 at 11:14pm
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I'm over by Riverside and Tujunga actually. The dream is over.
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post #28 of 57
8/29/08 at 4:45pm
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"Election 08: This Shit's About To Get Heavy"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1183/...Get-Heavy.html
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post #29 of 57
9/3/08 at 12:49am
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"Tattoo"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1193/Tattoo.html
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post #30 of 57
9/15/08 at 6:29pm
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"Don't. Just...don't."

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1252/...stdon039t.html
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post #31 of 57
9/17/08 at 4:32am
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"Short people, long-legged people -- together at last!"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1257/...r-at-last.html
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post #32 of 57
9/26/08 at 12:01am
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"Goddammit John McCain"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1287/...hn-McCain.html
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post #33 of 57
10/14/08 at 8:40pm
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Sorry I've been gone so long. I'll never leave you guys again.

"I Never Want to Die."

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1333/...nt-to-Die.html
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post #34 of 57
10/16/08 at 10:29pm
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"Bad Music Videos: Come With Me"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1339/...e-With-Me.html
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post #35 of 57
10/16/08 at 10:59pm
I loved this song as a (10 year old) kid. Then I discovered Kashmir and never listened to this again.*






*fucking lie
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post #36 of 57
10/22/08 at 6:18pm
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"Egg Crate!"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1359/Egg-Crate.html
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post #37 of 57
10/26/08 at 1:25am
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"David Spade and I have similar features"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1367/...-features.html
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post #38 of 57
11/6/08 at 12:34am
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"Because you were all waiting for my take on the election..."

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1394/...-election.html
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post #39 of 57
11/6/08 at 8:25pm
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"Joe The Plumber is a true American hero!"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1397/...ican-Hero.html
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post #40 of 57
12/3/08 at 11:22pm
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http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1440/...test-ever.html
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post #41 of 57
12/5/08 at 6:55pm
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"Bad Music Videos: Whatzupwitu"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1448/...atzupwitu.html
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post #42 of 57
12/25/08 at 4:58am
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"My Favorite Music of 2008"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1479/...c-of-2008.html
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post #43 of 57
1/19/09 at 2:55am
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"Goodbye George W. Bush"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1526/...ge-W-Bush.html
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post #44 of 57
1/24/09 at 6:43pm
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"When I Die"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1537/When-I-Die.html
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post #45 of 57
2/17/09 at 8:22pm
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"I Know It Was You, Old Lady!"

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1574/...-Old-Lady.html
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post #46 of 57
3/19/09 at 12:36am
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It's been a month but I'm back!

"Jon & Kate Plus 8":
http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1619/...te-Plus-8.html
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post #47 of 57
3/21/09 at 1:43am
Actually, Jon does NOT have super-sperm. That's why they have so many kids, they're all the product of in vitro fertilization. And according to the internets, they have some kind of wacky religious beliefs that precluded them from removing any of the embryos so that's why her vagina was clown car on the last go-round.

I'm sorry that I know this and I'm sorry if this ruins the show for you.
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post #48 of 57
3/21/09 at 1:57am
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Actually, that makes perfect sense. It also makes the show ten times better.
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post #49 of 57
3/26/09 at 10:11pm
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Wow, Glenn Beck is the worst

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1646/...the-worst.html
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post #50 of 57
4/20/09 at 1:39am
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4/20

http://chud.com/articles/blogs/1747/420.html
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