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post #1 of 46
6/3/08 at 12:28pm
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I don't post much gossip about Christina Aguilera because quite frankly she scares the bejesus out of me. Lay off the clown make-up, lady! But the bloggers over at Celebitchy are so up in arms about her hard partying going unnoticed, I decided I'd do my part in calling her a bad mom! :P

Here's some photos of Xtina almost flashing her stretched out vag instead of staying home with her 5-mos. old baby:



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post #2 of 46
6/3/08 at 12:38pm
Wearing pounds and pounds of makeup through-out the pregnancy may cause some adverse chemical effects in the future. I hope I'm wrong.

And those veiny, milky fake boobs are something else, huh?
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post #3 of 46
6/3/08 at 12:40pm
Okay, so she might wear more make-up than a corpse but I don't see anything excessive in the way she's partying. So what if she has a baby, does that mean she has to stay in every night? Isn't that kinda sexist?
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post #4 of 46
6/3/08 at 12:46pm
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Originally Posted by mastronikolas View Post
Okay, so she might wear more make-up than a corpse but I don't see anything excessive in the way she's partying. So what if she has a baby, does that mean she has to stay in every night? Isn't that kinda sexist?
Yeah, I have to agree with that. If she were out every single night, or neglecting the kid, that would be one thing. But she should be able to take the occassional break without getting the "bad mom" tag. And this is coming from someone who doesn't even like kids, so there you go.

Besides, with her money, the babysitter she hires could pay their way through college from sitting with Xtina's kid for a few hours.
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post #5 of 46
6/3/08 at 12:58pm
I could care less how often she's out partying. It's not my business. What about Brad and Angelina seemingly sweeping their kids to a new country every month? I'm sure people don't like that either.

Also, I'm never one to remark upon someone's looks because God knows I don't have the highest opinion of myself, but her husband is bona fide goofy-looking.
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post #6 of 46
6/3/08 at 1:06pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
If she were out every single night, or neglecting the kid, that would be one thing.
Um, that's the point of the link I posted. She's pictured leaving clubs absolutely wasted a couple times a week for the past several months.
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post #7 of 46
6/3/08 at 1:09pm
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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
Also, I'm never one to remark upon someone's looks because God knows I don't have the highest opinion of myself, but her husband is bona fide goofy-looking.
Shhh. It gives the rest of us hope.
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post #8 of 46
6/3/08 at 1:26pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Um, that's the point of the link I posted. She's pictured leaving clubs absolutely wasted a couple times a week for the past several months.
It's not like her kid is home eating lead paint chips. If she's such a "mess", a couple nights away from her is probably an okay thing for the tyke.
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post #9 of 46
6/3/08 at 1:30pm
So, every -let's say- Wednesday and Friday she tucks in the kid, says goodbye to the babysitter and goes out for the evening.

Yeah, what a horrible mother.
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post #10 of 46
6/3/08 at 1:32pm
Kid's probably tended to by very good nannies when she's out getting slammed. I think the kid's probably in better hands. Drink away!
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post #11 of 46
6/3/08 at 1:35pm
The third picture's the best. The dude's all like, "Yeah, whatever."
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post #12 of 46
6/3/08 at 1:41pm
It´s more like: "Awwh hell. To alcohol, the cause and solution of all problems of mankind."
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post #13 of 46
6/3/08 at 1:41pm
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I guess people don't know what :P means.

Just so we're clear, I posted the link because it's a slow day at work and because the blogger's got a point that some celebs get shit on more than others (i.e., Nicole Richie who has a kid the same age and gets blasted in the rags every time she goes). No need to defend tranny clown. She can drink if she wants to.

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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
Also, I'm never one to remark upon someone's looks because God knows I don't have the highest opinion of myself, but her husband is bona fide goofy-looking.
Yeah, the celeb websites have nick-named him Bat Boy.
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post #14 of 46
6/3/08 at 1:45pm
Hold up - isn't that her husband with her in the picture?* He has a five-month-old kid, too. Shouldn't we be scolding him?

*Mother of God, why do I know that?
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post #15 of 46
6/3/08 at 1:46pm
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Silly Zooey, father's don't count in child rearing.
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post #16 of 46
6/3/08 at 1:50pm
What was I thinking?!
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post #17 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:00pm
Celeb pics snapped by ? leads to post on internet which leads to Diva's never in question automatic as if she's a robot repost on CHUD that then leads to sadness that I'm in this thread which leads to me wondering what the point of existence really is and that leads to me remembering that I own an Xtina CD which in turn leads me to the act of clarifying that it was a joke present from my sis which of course leads me to guility clarify further that I like some of those tunes for real.
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post #18 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:03pm
Do you want some razorblades or something, Kevin?
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post #19 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:08pm
I think Matchstick's mind just shattered like a pane of glass.
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post #20 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:11pm
Just remember, Kevin - this is all Christina's fault.

Go make her regret it.
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post #21 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:21pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
Celeb pics snapped by ? leads to post on internet which leads to Diva's never in question automatic as if she's a robot repost on CHUD that then leads to sadness that I'm in this thread which leads to me wondering what the point of existence really is and that leads to me remembering that I own an Xtina CD which in turn leads me to the act of clarifying that it was a joke present from my sis which of course leads me to guility clarify further that I like some of those tunes for real.
I'm an equal opportunist. If Britney and Nicole get the bad mom rap for partying to much, it's only fair to call Tranny Clown out on it.

Also: Ha! Ha! You own a Christina Aguilera CD!
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post #22 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:22pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Do you want some razorblades or something, Kevin?
Please offer to Diva first.
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post #23 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:27pm
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They are all yours, man. You can use them while listening to your CD:

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today...


Edit: Since people are so touchy today, just clarifying that I do not actually wish ill will on Matchstick.
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post #24 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:32pm
I like that song.
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post #25 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:33pm
This thread needs more transvestite clowns.
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post #26 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:40pm
You asked for it:

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post #27 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:41pm
I know. I'm sad that it wasn't actually about tranny clowns.
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post #28 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:44pm
And they want to party. With you.

Seriously, wouldn't that be a candidate for your worst nightmare?
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post #29 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:47pm
Yahoo Images doesn't know the difference between transvestite and transsexual leading me to some pictures that are both highly unsafe for work and highy disturbing for how you'd never know some of those "chicks" were once guys.
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post #30 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:53pm
That's what you get for disabling the NSFW filter.
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post #31 of 46
6/3/08 at 2:59pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
I'm an equal opportunist. If Britney and Nicole get the bad mom rap for partying to much, it's only fair to call Tranny Clown out on it.
Well, sure, but in Xtina's defense, she has a much better voice and even all trannied-out, she's still hot.

At lease I think so.
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post #32 of 46
6/3/08 at 3:06pm
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Originally Posted by mastronikolas View Post
That's what you get for disabling the NSFW filter.
Having the filter on wasn't giving me any funny pictures!!!
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post #33 of 46
6/3/08 at 3:11pm
Yeah but having it off gave you a cock-punch.
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post #34 of 46
6/3/08 at 3:13pm
Oh so sore.
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post #35 of 46
6/3/08 at 3:16pm
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post #36 of 46
6/3/08 at 3:19pm
So, what'd you do today?

Nothing much, posting pictures of trannies on the internet.
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post #37 of 46
6/3/08 at 3:29pm
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When the boss is away, the kids will play.
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post #38 of 46
6/3/08 at 3:36pm
Christ, the veins...it's like Route 66 on her tits.
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post #39 of 46
6/3/08 at 3:42pm
Almost as big a misnomer as the Chud Boobies thread.
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post #40 of 46
6/3/08 at 3:45pm
I've changed my mind: the best part about her tits aren't the veins. It's the slightly indented left one.
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post #41 of 46
6/3/08 at 4:33pm
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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
I've changed my mind: the best part about her tits aren't the veins. It's the slightly indented left one.
I know! That scary looking kind of ripple effect.
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post #42 of 46
6/3/08 at 5:07pm
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post #43 of 46
6/3/08 at 8:33pm
Run, Gobinda!
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post #44 of 46
6/5/08 at 2:14pm
Christina's always worn too much make up, but she had that tight little bod:

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post #45 of 46
6/10/08 at 8:25pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Silly Zooey, father's don't count in child rearing.
Hold up a moment...

Is this true? Honestly?

Woooooohooooooooo! I feel a new guitar and a subscription to "Single Malt of the Month Club" coming on. And a new car. One of those flashy new Knight Rider Mustangs. And a girlfriend. TWO girlfriends. And another new guitar!
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post #46 of 46
6/12/08 at 3:10pm
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post
Well, sure, but in Xtina's defense, she has a much better voice and even all trannied-out, she's still hot.

At lease I think so.
Agreed. Personally, I'd unload my squirting flower all over that clown's balloon animals.

BEEP BEEP, Richy.
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